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Top Joke Pages: Top 10 Jokes for Each Month

  1. Top 10 Tree Jokes: What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Tree Jokes & Arbor Day Jokes)
  2. Top 10 Fall Jokes: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  3. September 4th World Beard Day: Top 10 Beard Jokes: Who shaves 10 times a day and still has a beard?… The barber. (Barber Jokes)
  4. Top 10 Back to School Jokes: Knock! Knock!… Who is there?… Teddy!… Teddy who?… Teddy (today) is the first day of school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  5. September 6th: National Read A Book Day Top 10 Book Jokes: What is the title of the unauthorized autobiography of the Cat in the Hat … Hiss and Tell. (Cat Jokes & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  6. September 6th: Top 10 Labor Day Jokes: Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day. Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No-Labor Day?’ (Father’s Day Jokes)
  7. Top 10 College Football Jokes: Who should be the official spokesperson for Amazon Prime Day?… Dieon Sanders AKA “Prime Time!” (Prime Day Jokes)
  8. September 8th #StarTrekDay Top 10 Star Trek Jokes: What was the Christmas tree’s favorite thing about Star Trek?… The Captain’s log. (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  9. September 12th Grandparents Day: Top 10 Grandparent JokesWhat do you call having your grandma on speed dial?… Instagram.
  10. Friday the 13th: Dear Jedi, Today is Friday the 13th, there’s never been a better time to join the Dark Side. (Star Wars Jokes)
  11. September 13th: National Peanut Day JokesTop 10 Peanut Jokes Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?…  The Shell station! (Peanut Butter Jokes)
  12. September 15th is national camouflage day. I hope I don’t see anyone celebrating.
  13. September 17th: Constitution DayConstitution Day Jokes & Top 10 Constitution JokesSay what you want about the 1st amendment…
  14. September 18th: National Cheeseburger DayTop 10 Cheeseburger JokesWhat did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?…. Patty
  15. September 19th: Talk Like a Pirate Day: Top Pirate JokesWhat is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. 
  16. September 20th Harvest Full Moon Jokes: Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  17. September 25th: National Lobster DayTop 10 Lobster Jokes: Why did the lobster blush?… It saw the ocean’s bottom. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  18. September 29th: International Coffee DayCoffee JokesWhat’s fat, hairy, and drinks a lot of coffee?… Java the Hut! (Star Wars Jokes#InternationalCoffeeDay