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Google Search “Beard Jokes”
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best beard jokes.
- “I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.” Dad (Father’s Day Jokes)
- How did the barber win the race?… He took a short cut. (Track & Field Jokes)
- Who shaves 10 times a day and still has a beard?… The barber. (Barber Jokes)
- Dear Disney, why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? (Disney Jokes)
- What do you call a goat with a beard?… Goatee. (Animal Jokes)
- I didn’t like my beard at first… but then it grew on me.
- Why don’t men with beards need vacuums?… They already have crumb catchers.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about beards? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good beard knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good beard knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- What do you call a bald chemistry teacher with only a beard? Heisenbeeard.
- Why was the bearded man angry?… Because he kept being mistaken for a hipster
- What happened to the man who was hesitant about growing a beard?… It eventually grew on him.
- Why was the bearded man with low self-esteem happy going out with his nonbearded friends?… Because everyone thought he was the leader!
- Where does a man with a beard put his beard clippings?… In his shavings account.
- My friend and I are in a beard-growing contest… It’s neck and neck right now.
- What is a beard’s favorite nuts?… Mustachios.
- What is a bearded man’s favorite headphone brand?… Bearddynamic.
- What is an old and wise dragon?… A bearded dragon!
- Why don’t the Amish shave their beards?… Because they don’t want raze-a-barn.
- What did the man with a beard call his pottery shop?… Hairy Potter.
- How many bearded men does it take to change a lightbulb?… Ten. One to actually do the job, and nine others to compliment each other’s beards.
- Why did the man with receding hairline decide to grow his beard?… Because he was trying to plan a head.