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Top U.S. History Jokes & Constitution Jokes

  1. Say what you want about the 1st amendment…
  2. I got caught with a copy of the Constitution… I swear I read it for the articles. (Constitution Jokes
  3. I’m not sure I can tell you word-for-word what the 2nd Amendment is… But I’ll take a shot at it!
  4. I went to the NRA and told them the 2nd amendment is worthless… They were triggered.
  5. How is a healthy person like the United States?… They both have good constitutions!
  6. Second Amendment If you are against the second amendment, you could get fired.
  7. “The Constitution says I have the right to bear arms,” I told the officer and he said, “Where’s the rest of the bear?” (Bear Jokes & Police Jokes)
  8. Maybe if we all emailed the Constitution to each other… …the NSA will finally read it.     
  9. What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (American Revolution Jokes & Music Jokes)
  10. What would you get if you crossed the American national bird with Snoopy?… A bald beagle! (Bird Jokes)
  11. Why did Yogi like the second amendment?… Because he loved his bear arms.
  12. What would you get if you crossed the first US president with an animated character?… George Washingtoon!
  13. What’s the first amendment in Super Mario’s constitution?… Freedom of Peach.
  14. Similarities and differences between the Canadian and Chinese constitution… Both have freedom of speech but only one has freedom after speech.
  15. Between the First Amendment’s freedom of assembly and the Eighth Amendment’s no cruel and unusual punishment, the US Constitution is basically saying “some assembly required, battery not included.”
  16. There’s an amendment in America for people to wear T-shirts… I call it “The Right To Bare Arms”
  17. Why couldn’t Hillary Clinton keep up her US presidential campaign?… She was let down by a weak Constitution. (Election Jokes)
  18. I can’t believe the girls at school can’t wear tank tops, it totally violates the second amendment… Don’t they have a right to bare arms?
  19. What’s a bird’s favorite amendment?… Freedom of SCREECH!
  20. I’ve been told I have a Supreme Court figure… No appeal.
  21. Why did the hunter cut off the grizzly bear’s arms? Because according to the 2nd amendment…..the hunter has the right to bear arms.
  22. I’m glad I have my 2nd Amendment right to bear arms… Otherwise, I’d have been amputated at birth.
  23. I received a letter the other day saying my tax return was ‘outstanding’. Although it’s lovely to receive such high praise from HMRC, to be honest I can’t even remember sending one in