More Back to School Jokes… & Top 10 Back to School Jokes

  1. What is the best Christmas present in the world?… A broken drum, you can’t beat it! (Christmas Jokes)
  2. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock! (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  3. What kind of music does elves like best?…”Wrap” music! (Christmas Jokes)
  4. Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite singer?… Spruce Springsteen. (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  5. What’s the Grinch’s least favorite band?… The Who!
  6. What is a rappers favorite drink?… Ice Tea. (Iced Tea Jokes)
  7. What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?… The trombone. (Biology Jokes & Halloween Jokes)
  8. Why would a music teacher might need a ladder?… The reach the high notes. (Back to School Jokes)
  9. Why do hummingbirds hum?… Because they don’t know the words. (Bird Jokes)
  10. What song does a vampire sing on New Year’s Eve?… Auld FANG Syne. (Vampire Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  11. What did the dentist give to the middle school marching band?…A TUBA toothpaste. (Middle School Jokes & Dentist Jokes)
  12. Why did the middle school student stare at the automobile’s radio?…. He wanted to watch a car-tune. (Middle School Jokes)
  13. What do fish sing during winter?… Christmas corals. (Christmas Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  14. Which month is a Rock Stars favorite?… Rock- tober! (October Jokes)
  15. How does a sheep say “Merry Christmas”?… “Fleece Navidad!” (Christmas Jokes & Sheep Jokes)
  16. What carol is heard in the desert?… O camel ye faithful!
  17. What did the monkey sing on Christmas day?… Jungle bells, Jungle bells… (Music Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
  18. Why did they let the turkey join the band?… Because he had the drumsticks. (Turkey Jokes )
  19. What’s Santa’s favorite song by the Ramones?… Blitzen-krieg Bop. (Music Jokes)
  20. What Do You Sing At An Elf’s Birthday Party?… Freeze A Jolly Good Fellow! (Elf Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
  21. Why does St. Nick like the Temptations’ version of Silent Night best?… Because Santa Was A Rolling Stone. (Music Jokes)
  22. What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (American Revolution Jokes)
  23. What is a librarian’s favorite Christmas song?… Silent Night. (Library Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
  24. Unofficial Song of National Taco Day: Let’s give ‘em something to taco bout. (Music Jokes)
  25. How did the music teacher get locked in the classroom?… His keys were inside the piano! (Middle School Jokes)
  26. Knock knock…Who’s there?… Hannah…. Hannah who?… Hannah partridge in a pear tree! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes )
  27. What is the unofficial song for National Coffee Day?… Black Coffee in Bed! (Coffee Jokes)
  28. Teacher: “Who wrote: Oh say, can you see?” Student: “An eye doctor?” (Teacher JokesBiology Jokes)
  29. How did the turtle get off his back?… He rocked and rolled! (Turtle Jokes)
  30. What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?… Jungle bells, jungle bells …  (Tarzan Jokes for Kids & Christmas Jokes)
  31. What is a skunks favorite Christmas song?… Jingle smells! (Christmas Jokes)
  32. What song did Avogadro’s family sing on New Year’s Eve?… “Mole Lang Syne.” (Mole Day Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  33. What are the only notes a pirate can sing?… High C’s [seas] (Pirate Jokes)
  34. Why did they let the turkey join the band?… Because he had the drumsticks. (Turkey Jokes)
  35. What do you call an octopus musician?… A rocktopus. (Octopus Jokes)
  36. What is Avogadro’s favorite kind of music?… Rock ‘N’ Mole. (Mole Day Jokes)
  37. Why is a middle school band like a fish?…. They both have scales! (Middle School Jokes)
  38. Which famous person do you get when you make a wreath out of $100 bills?… Aretha Franklin. (Christmas Jokes )
  39. What song do trees HATE!… Timber by Pit Bull & Kesha. (Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  40. What is a popcorn’s favorite type of music?… POP. (Popcorn Jokes)
  41. What is best Beatles coffee song?… Latte Be! (Coffee Jokes)
  42. What is the best CD to listen to on the night of a full moon?… Full Moon Fever by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. (Full Moon Jokes)
  43. The guitar of the noisy teenager at the next campsite makes excellent kindling. (Music Jokes& Hiking Jokes)
  44. How did the music teacher get locked in the classroom?… His keys were inside the piano!
  45. What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?… Rap music. (Mothers’ Day Jokes & Halloween Jokes)
  46. How is music like ice skating?… If you don’t “C sharp” you’ll “B flat.” (Ice Skating Jokes)
  47. How do you know if your a figure skater?… Upon hearing a song, you map out the choreography in your head. (Ice Skating Jokes)
  48. Where does a vampire keep his money?… In a blood bank. (Biology Jokes)
  49. Who is the mole’s favorite rapper?… Mole-ja Boy. (Mole Day Jokes)
  50. What do you call a “corny” metal band?… PopKORN! (Corn Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  51. Why is a elementary school band like a fish?…. They both have scales! (Elementary School Jokes)
  52. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?… A turkey that can pluck itself! (Turkey Jokes)
  53. Why is a elementary school band like a fish?…. They both have scales! (High School Jokes)
  54. What do a chicken and a middle school band have in common?….They both have drum sticks! (Middle School Jokes)
  55. What do you call an elf who sings?… A wrapper! (Elf Jokes)
  56. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Dexter… Dexter, who?… Dexter halls with boughs of holly. (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
  57. What is a ghost’s favorite Christmas Song?… I’ll have a boo Christmas without you! (Ghost JokesChristmas Jokes )
  58. What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents?… Silent Night.