More Back to School Jokes… & Top 10 Back to School Jokes

  1. What is the best Christmas present in the world?… A broken drum, you can’t beat it! (Christmas Jokes)
  2. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock! (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  3. What kind of music does elves like best?…”Wrap” music! (Christmas Jokes)
  4. What is a rappers favorite drink?… Ice Tea. (Iced Tea Jokes)
  5. What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?… The trombone. (Biology Jokes & Halloween Jokes)
  6. Why would a music teacher might need a ladder?… The reach the high notes. (Back to School Jokes)
  7. Which month is a Rock Stars favorite?… Rock- tober! (October Jokes)
  8. Why did they let the turkey join the band?… Because he had the drumsticks. (Turkey Jokes )
  9. What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (American Revolution Jokes)
  10. Unofficial Song of National Taco Day: Let’s give ‘em something to taco bout. (Music Jokes)
  11. What is the unofficial song for National Coffee Day?… Black Coffee in Bed! (Coffee Jokes)
  12. Teacher: “Who wrote: Oh say, can you see?” Student: “An eye doctor?” (Teacher JokesBiology Jokes)
  13. What song did Avogadro’s family sing on New Year’s Eve?… “Mole Lang Syne.” (Mole Day Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  14. What are the only notes a pirate can sing?… High C’s [seas] (Pirate Jokes)
  15. Why did they let the turkey join the band?… Because he had the drumsticks. (Turkey Jokes)
  16. What do you call an octopus musician?… A rocktopus. (Octopus Jokes)
  17. What is Avogadro’s favorite kind of music?… Rock ‘N’ Mole. (Mole Day Jokes)
  18. Why is a middle school band like a fish?…. They both have scales! (Middle School Jokes)
  19. Which famous person do you get when you make a wreath out of $100 bills?… Aretha Franklin. (Christmas Jokes )
  20. What song do trees HATE!… Timber by Pit Bull & Kesha. (Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  21. What is a popcorn’s favorite type of music?… POP. (Popcorn Jokes)
  22. What is best Beatles coffee song?… Latte Be! (Coffee Jokes)
  23. What is the best CD to listen to on the night of a full moon?… Full Moon Fever by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. (Full Moon Jokes)
  24. The guitar of the noisy teenager at the next campsite makes excellent kindling. (Music Jokes& Hiking Jokes)
  25. How did the music teacher get locked in the classroom?… His keys were inside the piano!
  26. What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?… Rap music. (Mothers’ Day Jokes & Halloween Jokes)
  27. How is music like ice skating?… If you don’t “C sharp” you’ll “B flat.” (Ice Skating Jokes)
  28. How do you know if your a figure skater?… Upon hearing a song, you map out the choreography in your head. (Ice Skating Jokes)
  29. Where does a vampire keep his money?… In a blood bank. (Biology Jokes)
  30. Who is the mole’s favorite rapper?… Mole-ja Boy. (Mole Day Jokes)
  31. What do you call a “corny” metal band?… PopKORN! (Corn Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  32. Why is a elementary school band like a fish?…. They both have scales! (Elementary School Jokes)
  33. hy is a elementary school band like a fish?…. They both have scales! (High School Jokes)