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More Fishing Jokes…
- Do fish go to summer camp?… No, because they’re always in school! (Summer Camp Jokes)
- Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend. (Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)
- What is the best way to communicate with a fish?… Drop it a line! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Fish Jokes)
- What did the shark say to the spear fisherman?… Please, spear me the pain! (Shark Jokes)
- How does a shark greet a fish?… Pleased to eat you! (Shark Jokes)
- What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?… Bookworms. (180 School Jokes)
- What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?… You can tune a guitar but you can’t tuna fish. (Music Jokes / Fish Jokes / Guitar Jokes)
- Why do pirates make excellent fishermen?… They know how to hook the big ones. (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
- Which fish is the most famous in the ocean?… The star fish! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Fish Jokes)
- What MTV show do bass fishermen watch?… The Reel World!
- If you want to sack the Dolphins quarterback, what should you use?… Your fishing tackle.
- What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?… They get hooked. (Worm Jokes)
- How do the fish get to school?… By octobus! (Fish Jokes & Octopus Jokes)
- I was a professional fisherman, but I couldn’t live on my net income. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What outdoor sport does Spider-Man like?… Fly fishing. (Spiderman Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call 2 sodium atoms in the ocean?… tuNa. (Ocean Jokes & Chemistry Jokes)
- What do you do with a sick boat?…. Bring it to the dock! (Doctor Jokes & Fishing Jokes)
- What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?… Something a-piers to be wrong…
- Where is the best place to dock your boat in Alaska?… “Anchor” age. (Alaska Jokes)
- Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?… Just for the halibut. (Alaska Jokes)
- Boat puns are *ferry* funny!
- Where did Kayla go when she was feeling sad?… Fishing for compliments! (Popsicle Jokes for Kids)
- Worm kid comes home He sees mom and asks: “Mom, have you seen dad?” Mom says: “Dad went fishing with the guys.” (Worm Jokes & Mom Jokes)
- Why didn’t the fish go on vacation?… Because he was always in school. (Fishing Jokes)