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More Fishing Jokes…

  1. Do fish go to summer camp?… No, because they’re always in school! (Summer Camp Jokes)
  2. Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend. (Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  3. What is the best way to communicate with a fish?… Drop it a line! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Fish Jokes)
  4. What did the shark say to the spear fisherman?… Please, spear me the pain! (Shark Jokes)
  5. How does a shark greet a fish?… Pleased to eat you! (Shark Jokes)
  6. What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?… Bookworms. (180 School Jokes)
  7. What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?… You can tune a guitar but you can’t tuna fish. (Music Jokes / Fish Jokes / Guitar Jokes)
  8. Why do pirates make excellent fishermen?… They know how to hook the big ones. (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
  9. Which fish is the most famous in the ocean?… The star fish! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Fish Jokes)
  10. What MTV show do bass fishermen watch?… The Reel World!
  11. If you want to sack the Dolphins quarterback, what should you use?… Your fishing tackle.
  12. What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?… They get hooked. (Worm Jokes)
  13. How do the fish get to school?… By octobus! (Fish Jokes & Octopus Jokes)
  14. I was a professional fisherman, but I couldn’t live on my net income. (Labor Day Jokes)
  15. What outdoor sport does Spider-Man like?… Fly fishing. (Spiderman Jokes for Kids)
  16. What do you call 2 sodium atoms in the ocean?… tuNa. (Ocean Jokes & Chemistry Jokes)
  17. What do you do with a sick boat?…. Bring it to the dock! (Doctor Jokes & Fishing Jokes)
  18. What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?… Something a-piers to be wrong…
  19. Where is the best place to dock your boat in Alaska?… “Anchor” age. (Alaska Jokes)
  20. Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?… Just for the halibut. (Alaska Jokes)
  21. Boat puns are *ferry* funny!
  22. Where did Kayla go when she was feeling sad?… Fishing for compliments! (Popsicle Jokes for Kids)
  23. Worm kid comes home He sees mom and asks: “Mom, have you seen dad?” Mom says: “Dad went fishing with the guys.” (Worm Jokes & Mom Jokes)
  24. Why didn’t the fish go on vacation?… Because he was always in school. (Fishing Jokes)