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(Spiderman Jokes for Kids)

  1. What is Spider-Man’s favorite brand of Rice?… Uncle Ben’s.
  2. What is a Spiderman’s  favorite part of the joke?… The “punch” line! (Sports Jokes for Kids)
  3. Where’s Spiderman’s home page?… On the world wide web. (Computer Jokes for Kids)
  4. What outdoor sport does Spider-Man like?… Fly fishing. (Fishing Jokes for Kids)
  5. Why is Spider-Man such a good baseball player?… He knows how to catch flies. (Baseball Jokes for Kids)
  6. What did Iron Man say to Spider Man?… Don’t bug me. (Superhero Jokes)
  7. What is Spider-Man’s favorite day of the week?… Flyday.
  8. Why did Spider-Man borrow his parent’s car?… To take it out for a spin. (Car Jokes for Kids)
  9. What is Spider-Man’s favorite month?… Web-ruary. (February Jokes)
  10. Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?… He spent too much time on the web. (Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  11. What baseball position does Spider-Man like most?… The outfield because he catches the most flies. (Baseball Jokes for Kids)
  12. What do you call Spider-Man joining the Marvel Universe?… A Spin-Off.
  13. What do you get when you cross Spider-Man with an ear of corn?… Cobwebs.
  14. What’s a Spider-Man tongue twister?… Peter Parker picked a peck of pickled peppers.
  15. How is Spider-Man like a toy top?… He’s always spinning.
  16. How did Spider-Man learn how to make his spider-suit?… The World Wide Web.
  17. What is Spider-Man’s favorite Disney movie?… Peter Pan.
  18. How does Spider-Man communicate with other superheroes?… The world wide web.
  19. Why is Spider-Man afraid to go out after dinner?… He’s afraid of krypto-night.
  20. What does Spider-Man put in his drink?… Just ice.
  21. Why doesn’t Spider Man like to talk to Bruce Wayne?… Because he has bat breath.
  22. What is a Spiderman’s favorite drink?… Fruit punch!
  23. Where did Spider-Man get his powers from?… The World Wide Web.
  24. Why is Superman stupid?… Because he wears his underwear over his pants.
  25. Why is Spiderman the most stupid superhero of them all?… Because he wears his underwear over his head.
  26. What’s the difference between Spiderman and a unicorn?… Nothing, they’re both fictional characters.
  27. What is Doc Ock’s favorite month?… Ock-tober. (October Jokes)
  28. What did Doc Ock drive to the bank?… An armoured car!
  29. How did Dr. Otto Octavius present his new project?… Energetically!
  30. What did Doc Ock do at the bank?… Commit armed robbery!