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Snow Day Jokes & Snowman Jokes

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  1. Knock Knock!… Who’s There?… Snow!… Snow who?… Snow laughing matter! It is a blizzard! (Blizzard Jokes)
  2. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?… Snow big deal. We’re celebrating Canada Day!
  3. What’s a good winter tip?… Don’t eat yellow snow. (Winter Jokes)
  4. Where do snowman go to dance during a blizzard?… A snow ball! (Blizzard Jokes)
  5. What often falls in the winter but never gets hurt?… Snow.
  6. Why are blizzards great?… They’re snow much fun!
  7. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Icy… Icy who?… Icy you, Mr. Blizzard!
  8. What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?… 3 days!
  9. What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?… A snow-fake!
  10. Where does the Grinch keep his money?… In a snow bank. (Grinch Jokes)
  11. What do you call the Cat in the Hat when he’s walking on snow?… A cool cat!.
  12. Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?… Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow! (Farming Jokes)
  13. What falls on Frosty but never hurts him?… Snow.  (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
  14. How was the snow globe feeling in January?… A little shaken! (January Jokes)
  15. Grandma has been staring through the window ever since it started to snow. If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her inside. (Grandparent Jokes)
  16. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?… Snowflakes! (Snowman Jokes / Cereal Jokes / Snow Jokes)
  17. Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?… They wear snowcaps. (Hiking Jokes)
  18. With tears in his eyes, the little boy told his kindergarten teacher that only one pair of boots was left in the classroom and they weren’t his. The teacher searched and searched, but she couldn’t find any other boots. “Are you sure these boots aren’t yours?” she asked. “I’m sure,” the little boy sobbed. “Mine had snow on them.” (Kindergarten Jokes & Snow Jokes)
  19. Where does a snowman keep his money?… In a snow bank. (Snowman Jokes)
  20. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?… Snowbody! (Knock Knock Jokes & Snow Jokes)
  21. When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, “There’s no business like snow business.”
  22. How do Eskimos make their beds?… With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
  23. Knock knock…Who’s there?…Snow…Snow who?… Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes )
  24. What do road crews use at the North Pole?… Snow cones!
  25. How do mountains stay warm?… They put on their snowcaps. (Snow Jokes)!
  26. Why are winter days great?… They’re snow much fun! (Snow Jokes)
  27. What did one snowflake say to the other?… You’re one of a kind. (Snow Jokes)
  28. Why is it hard to ski after a fresh snow?… With great powder comes great responsibility. (Snow Jokes)
  29. How does a snowman convince someone he’s serious?… Snow joke! (Snowman Jokes)
  30. What’s the scariest part of owing Santa money?… He snows where you live. (Snow Jokes)
  31. Did you hear about the man buried alive under a sudden snowstorm?… He was feeling under the weather. (Snow Jokes)
  32. What advice should you give to snow moving to the big city?… Flake it till you make it. (Snow Jokes)
  33. Did you hear about the kid who was hit in the head with a snowball?… It knocked him out cold. (Snow Jokes)