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More October Jokes…

  1. Who is the #1 Super Villain for October?… Doc Ock from Spiderman! (Spiderman Jokes)
  2. Which month is a Rock Stars favorite?… Rock- tober (Music Jokes)
  3. October 4th: National Taco Day: Taco JokesWhat do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese (180 School Jokes)
  4. October 5th:World Teachers Day: Why did the teacher jump into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (Swimming Jokes for Kids)
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  6. October 6th: World Smile Day: Smile JokesWhen is the best time to go to the dentist?… At tooth-hurty (2:30). (180 School Jokes)
  7. October 8th: World Octopus Day: When are all octopuses born?… October! (Octopus Jokes)
  8. October 9th: Leif Erikson Day Jokes: Which football team does Christopher Columbus like the least?… The Vikings, because they always beat him. (Leif Erikson found America first) (Top 10 Sports Jokes & Columbus Day Jokes)
  9. October 10th: World Mental Health Day: Why did the donut start going to therapy?… It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole! (Psychology Jokes / Donut Jokes for Kids)
  10. Columbus Day JokesWhere did Columbus first land in America?… On his feet! (Biology Jokes)
  11. October 12th: Farming Jokes: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?… Straw-berries! (Fall Jokes) #NationalFarmersDay
  12. October 13th: Full Moon Jokes: How does the man in the moon cut his hair?… Eclipse it. (Barber Jokes for Kids & Astronomy Jokes for Kids))
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  14. Friday, October 13th: Friday the 13th Jokes: What’s Jason Voorhees favorite dessert?… I-Scream! (Top Summer Jokes)#Fridaythe13th
  15. October 16th: National Boss Day Jokes: The CEO of a large company was walking to the cafeteria along with two of his secretaries. Upon tripping on a bottle, a genie appeared and asked the threesome if they would like to each make a wish. The first secretary excitedly exclaimed, “I wish I was on a beach in a tropical island!” Immediately her wish was granted. The next secretary proclaimed, “I wish I was on a tour of France!” Immediately her wish too, was granted. Being that it was now his turn to make a wish the CEO exclaimed “I want the two of them back in their offices right after lunch!” #NationalBossDay
  16. October 17th: National Pasta Day What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta. (Spaghetti Jokes & Meatball Jokes)
  17. October 17th: National Chocolate Cupcake Day Do you know what cupcakes & a baseball team have in common?… They both count on the batter! (Baseball Jokes & Softball Jokes)
  18. October 23rd: 101 Mole Day JokesWhat did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together.
  19. October 26th: National Pumpkin Day JokesWhat did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin?… Cut it out!
  20. October 31st: 101 Halloween JokesThe nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.” (Biology Jokes)
  21. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer.(Top Summer Jokes)
  22. What did the tree say to autumn?… Leave me alone.
  23. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?… With a pumpkin patch.
  24. What reads and lives in an apple?… A bookworm.
  25. What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (September Jokes)
  26. What did one leaf say to another?… I’m falling for you. (Top Valentines Day Jokes)
  27. Why do trees hate tests? — Because they get stumped by the questions. (180 School Jokes)
  28. How do trees get onto the internet?… Easy, they just LOG on. (Tree Jokes)
  29. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?… Squash.

Columbus Day Jokes

  1. Where did Columbus first land in America?… On his feet! (Top Biology Jokes)
  2. Columbus’ Father: I don’t care what you’ve discovered, Christopher. You could have written. (Top Father’s Day JokesTop Father’s Day Quotes)
  3. Let’s celebrate Columbus Day by walking into someone’s house and telling them we live there now!
  4. The teacher stood at the front of the room. “Does anybody know what this Monday is?” About half of the students raised their hands. The teacher pointed to one of them. “It’s Columbus Day!” he crowed. The teacher smiled. “It is. Does anybody know why we celebrate it?” This time, only one student raised her hand. “It’s the day the Indians discovered Columbus!” (180 School Jokes)
  5. How was Columbus’s ship like an avid shopper?… They’re both driven by sales!
  6. The teacher was telling the story of Christopher Columbus and how many thought that the world was flat. Then she had mentioned that the world was really round and… got interrupted… “Miss Smith, the world is square, not round,” said Johnny. “No, it’s round Johnny. Who told you it was square?” replied the teacher. “My older brother. He claims he’s been to all 4 corners of the earth.” (Top Geography Jokes)
  7. What happened when Columbus was shot at by an Indian?… He had an arrow miss. (Top Archery Jokes)
  8. Why did the hungry Columbus eat the last candle?… He wanted a light snack.
  9. Who was the first cat to discover America?… Christopher Columpuss!
  10. What would you get if you crossed Columbus Day with Halloween?… Ghoulumbus Day! (Top Halloween Jokes)