National Cat Day Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best cat jokes.
  2. Why was the cat afraid of the tree?… Because of its bark. (Dog Jokes & Cat Jokes)
  3. What do you get when you cross a tabby cat with a lemon tree?… A sour puss. (Tree Jokes)
  4. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite school subject?… HISStory. (Dr. Seuss Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
  5. Where does the Cat in the Hat go when he’s sick?… To Dr. Seuss. (Dr. Seuss Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
  6. McGonagall is a good teacher, but… she has a tendency to be catty. (Harry Potter Jokes & Jokes for Teachers)
  7. Where do cats go for their prom?… The fur ball. (Prom Jokes)
  8. What is the Cat in the Hat ‘s favorite cereal?… Mice Krispies. (Cereal Jokes)
  9. What Dr. Seuss baseball book was never published?… “The Cat at Bat!” (101 Baseball Jokes & Book Jokes)
  10. Why did the Cat in the Hat put the letter “M” into the freezer?… To turn “ice” into “mice” (Cat Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
  11. What does the Cat in the Hat wear when he sleeps?… paw-jamas! (Cat Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  12. What’s black and white and read all over?… The Cat in the Hat.
  13. What is the difference between a comma and the Cat in the Hat?… One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. (Grammar Jokes & Cat Jokes)
  14. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about cats?
  15. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good cat knock-knock joke?
  16. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good cat knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  17. What is the name of the cat who said, “The British are coming! The British are coming!”?… Paw Revere.
  18. How are pumpkins like cats?… They’re often waiting on the porch for you when you get home. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  19. Why was the black cat having a concert on Friday the 13th?… Because she was very meow-sical. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  20. What does a cat fill his pancakes with?… Mice cream! (Cat Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
  21. I wrapped my cat in a blanket… Now she’s a purrito.
  22. My cat hates tacos… she prefers to eat purr-itos. 
  23. To break the stigma surrounding black cats being a bad omen, the cat joined the red cross society and became a first aid kit-ten and started helping mankind.
  24. While trying a new magic spell, the witch crossed a black cat and an oak tree… The result was a black and white cat-a-log’ue. (Cat Jokes / Witch Jokes / Tree Jokes)
  25. What is a black cat’s favorite game?… Hide and shriek!
  26. On Friday the 13th, the black cat did all her laundry and hung them on a fe-line to dry. (Cat Jokes)
  27. The witches’ black cat fell off the broom while flying… it was cat-astrophic. (Cat Jokes)
  28. The black cat wore her favorite dress for the costume party on Friday 13th… she wore a purrr-ple gown. 
  29. At the Friday 13th dance party, the black cat saw her rival fish and said, “I have a bone to pick with you.”
  30. What is the difference between a black cat and a frog?… They say a black cat has nine lives, and the frog croaks every night. (Cat Jokes & Frog Jokes)
  31. How was the black cat feeling on Friday the 13th?… Purr-fectly happy. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  32. What did the black cat say to the construction worker on Friday The 13th?… It’s fine if you avoid stepping under that ladder. I plan on crossing your path in a minute. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  33. When is it considered unlucky to see a black cat?… When you are a mouse. 
  34. Why was the black cat feeling grouchy on the 13th of Friday?… She was in a very bad meowd.
  35. The cops arrested a black cat on Friday the 13th… they said she was a purr-patrator.
  36. A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when suddenly a cat attacks them. The mother mouse shouts “BARK!” and the cat runs away. “See?” the mother mouse says to her baby. “Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?” (Funny Animal Jokes for Kids & Mother’s Day Jokes)
  37. What does a cat read in the morning?… The mewspaper. (Cat Jokes)
  38. Why is a cat so good at video games?… Because he starts with nine lives!
  39. What grade did the cat do on his math test?… A Purrrr-fect score! (Math Jokes for Kids & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  40. What is the title of the autobiography of the cat … Hiss and Tell. (Book Jokes)
  41. What is the a cat’s favorite cereal?… Mice Krispies. (Cereal Jokes)
  42. What does a cat do when he gets mad?… He has a hissy fit.
  43. What is a cat’s favorite birthday party game?… Mews-ical chairs. (Birthday Jokes)
  44. What does a cat use to make his coffee?… A purr-colator. (Cat Jokes & Coffee Jokes)
  45. If lights run on electricity and buses run on gas, what does a cat run on?… His paws.
  46. What is a cat’s favorite brand of sneaker?… Mew Balance. (Track and Field Jokes)
  47. Why did the cat want to be friends with the fish?… He thought it was a cat fish. (Cat Jokes & Fish Jokes)
  48. What is the cat’s favorite show on TV?… The evening mews. (Cat Jokes)
  49. What is the difference between a comma and a cat?… One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. (Grammar Jokes)
  50. What kind of musician is a cat ?… A purr-cussionist. (Music Jokes)
  51. What is a the cat’s favorite brand of car?… The Catillac. (Car Jokes)
  52. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite musical?… The Sound of Mewsic. (Cat Jokes & Music Jokes)
  53. What color does the Cat in the Hat like the most?… Purrr-ple.
  54. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite song?… Three Blind Mice! ((Music Jokes & Cat Jokes)
  55. Why did the Cat in the Hat put the letter “M” into the freezer?… To turn “ice” into “mice” (Cat Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
  56. Which vegetable does the Cat in the Hat like the most?… As-purr-agus.
  57. Why is the Cat in the Hat such a good piano player?… Because they’re very mewsical. (Cat Jokes & Music Jokes)
  58. What does the Cat in the Hat wear when he sleeps?… paw-jamas! (Cat Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  59. What do you call the Cat in the Hat when he wears winter shoes?… Puss in boots. (Cat Jokes & Winter Jokes)
  60. Why was the Cat in the Hat so crabby?… He was in a bad mewd. (Cat Jokes)
  61. Why did the Cat in the Hat run away from the tree?… It was afraid of the bark! (Cat Jokes & Tree Jokes)
  62. What do you call the Cat in the Hat when he’s walking on snow?… A cool cat. (Cat Jokes & Winter Jokes)
  63. Which side of the Cat in the Hat has the most fur?… The outside. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  65. Where does a cat go when he’s sick?… To Dr. Seuss. (Doctor Jokes)
  67. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite show on TV?… The evening mews. (Cat Jokes)
  68. What does the Cat in the Hat use to make his coffee?… A purr-colator. (Cat Jokes & Coffee Jokes)
  69. If lights run on electricity and buses run on gas, what does the Cat in the Hat run on?… His paws.
  70. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite brand of sneaker?… Mew Balance. (Track and Field Jokes)
  71. What is the difference between a comma and the Cat in the Hat?… One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. (Grammar Jokes & Cat Jokes)
  72. What kind of musician is the Cat in the Hat ?… A purr-cussionist. (Music Jokes & Cat Jokes)
  73. What is a the Cat in the Hat’s favorite brand of car?… The Catillac. (Car Jokes)
  74. Why is the Cat in the Hat so good at video games?… Because he starts with nine lives!
  75. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite birthday party game?… Mews-ical chairs. (Birthday Jokes)
  76. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite musical?… The Sound of Mewsic. (Cat Jokes & Music Jokes)
  77. What color does the Cat in the Hat like the most?… Purrr-ple.
  78. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite song?… Three Blind Mice! ((Music Jokes & Cat Jokes)
  79. Why did the Cat in the Hat put the letter “M” into the freezer?… To turn “ice” into “mice” (Cat Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
  80. Which vegetable does the Cat in the Hat like the most?… As-purr-agus.
  81. Why is the Cat in the Hat such a good piano player?… Because they’re very mewsical. (Cat Jokes & Music Jokes)
  82. What does the Cat in the Hat wear when he sleeps?… paw-jamas! (Cat Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  83. What do you call the Cat in the Hat when he wears winter shoes?… Puss in boots. (Cat Jokes & Winter Jokes)
  84. Why was the Cat in the Hat so crabby?… He was in a bad mewd. (Cat Jokes)
  85. Why did the Cat in the Hat run away from the tree?… It was afraid of the bark! (Cat Jokes & Tree Jokes)
  86. What do you call the Cat in the Hat when he’s walking on snow?… A cool cat. (Cat Jokes & Winter Jokes)
  87. Which side of the Cat in the Hat has the most fur?… The outside. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)