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More Cereal Jokes…

March 7th is National Cereal Day! Have a laugh with your breakfast!

  1. How did Reese eat her cereal?… Witherspoon.
  2. Did you hear about Tony The Tiger’s murder?… Police suspect a cereal killer.
  3. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?… Frosted Flakes. (Top Winter Jokes)
  4. What do bees eat for breakfast?… Honeycomb.
  5. What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning?… Boonanas and Booberries! (Top Halloween Jokes)
  6. Why do the a bad College football program eat cereal straight from the box?… They choke whenever they get near a bowl. (Top Football Jokes)
  7. What is a cheerleader’s favorite cereal?… Cheerios! (Top Cheerleading Jokes)
  8. How does Salvador Dali start his mornings?… With a bowl of “Surreal”
  9. What do cats eat for breakfast?… Mice Krispies. (Top Cat Jokes)
  10. Warning! Count Chocula is on the loose! Looks like we have a cereal killer on our hands.
  11. What do you call a person that chops up cereal… A cereal killer.
  12. What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?… A cereal killer.
  13. What are crisp, like milk and go “snap, crackle, squeak” when you eat them?… Mice Krispies!
  14. What does a pirate eat for breakfast?… Captain Crunch. (Top Pirate Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
  15. What cereal is worth its weight in gold?… Golden Grahams.
  16. When Chuck Norris pours milk on his Rice Krispies… They keep quiet. (Milk Day Jokes)