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March 7th is National Cereal Day! Have a laugh with your breakfast!

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best cereal jokes.
  2. In the morning… I become a cereal killer. (Police Jokes)
  3. What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees and a box of cherrios?… A cereal killer. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  4. What is a cheerleader’s favorite cereal?… Cheerios! (Cheerleading Jokes)
  5. For April Fools Day my school replaced the alphabits with Cheerios…. I have no words to say how angry I am. (April Fool’s Day Jokes & Cereal Jokes)
  6. What do skiers eat for breakfast?… Frosted Flakes. (Skiing Jokes)
  7. Where does Neil Young put his cornflakes?… On his harvest spoon. (Harvest Moon Jokes)
  8. How did Reese eat her cereal?… Witherspoon. (Movie Jokes)
  9. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite cereal?… Lucky Charms. (Leprechaun Jokes & Cereal Jokes)
  10. What is an earthquake’s favorite breakfast?… Quaker Oats. (Earthquake Jokes)
  11. What is the #1 cereal for basketball players?… Dunkaroos. (365 Funny Basketball Jokes)
  12. Cereal first or milk first?… Neither… Bowl first. (Milk Jokes)
  13. What does a pirate eat for breakfast?… Captain Crunch. (Top Pirate Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
  14. What do bees eat for breakfast?… Honeycomb. (Honey Jokes & Bee Jokes)
  15. I just stepped on a cornflake… Now I’m officially a cereal killer.
  16. Did you hear about Tony The Tiger’s murder?… Police suspect a cereal killer.
  17. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe believe March 7th is National Cereal Day?
  18. What kind of cereal do they have at Hogwarts?… Huffle Puffs. (Harry Potter Jokes
  19. What brand of cereal is the strongest?… Mini Wheats, because they’re shredded.
  20. What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning?… Boonanas and Booberries! (Top Halloween Jokes)
  21. Warning! Count Chocula is on the loose!… Looks like we have a cereal killer on our hands.
  22. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe pour some milk on my cereal?
  23. What cereal is worth its weight in gold?… Golden Grahams.
  24. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe make me a bowl of cereal? (Labor Day Jokes)
  25. What do black cats like to have for breakfast on Friday the 13th?… Mice crispies. (Cereal Jokes & Cat Jokes)
  26. What is the #1 snack on a snow day?… Ice Krispies treats. (Snow Day Jokes)
  27. What did the cheerleader bring her dad for breakfast on Father’s Day?… Cheerios. (Cheerleading Jokes & Father’s Day Jokes)
  28. Where do bananas like to go swimming?… In a cereal bowl.
  29. What is the Cat in the Hat ‘s favorite cereal?… Mice Krispies. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  30. What’s for breakfast on really cold days in January?… Frosted Snowflakes. (Cereal Jokes)
  31. What do naughty reindeer eat for breakfast?… Co-coal Puffs. (Reindeer Jokes)
  32. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?… Frosted Flakes. (Top Winter Jokes)
  33. What’s for breakfast on really cold January days?… Snowflakes.
  34. Why do the a bad College football program eat cereal straight from the box?… They choke whenever they get near a bowl. (Top Football Jokes)
  35. How does Salvador Dali start his mornings?… With a bowl of “Surreal”
  36. What is a snowman’s favorite breakfast?… Ice Crispies. (Snowman Jokes)
  37. What do cats eat for breakfast?… Mice Krispies. (Top Cat Jokes)
  38. What do you get when you cross breakfast and a cheerleader?… Cheerios.
  39. What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?… A cereal killer.
  40. What are crisp, like milk and go “snap, crackle, squeak” when you eat them?… Mice Krispies!
  41. When Chuck Norris pours milk on his Rice Krispies… They keep quiet. (Milk Day Jokes)
  42. Why do the college football team eat cereal straight from the box?… They choke whenever they get near a bowl.
  43. What’s for breakfast on really cold days in December?… Frosted Snowflakes. (Cereal Jokes)
  44. What’s for breakfast on really cold days in February?… Frosted Snowflakes. (Cereal Jokes)
  45. What’s for breakfast on really cold days in March?… Frosted Snowflakes. (Cereal Jokes)
  46. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about State?
  47. What is a #1 snack during a blizzard?… Ice krispies treats. (Blizzard Jokes)
  48. Does a snowman have breakfast?… he eats Ice Krispies.
  49. What do you call a person that chops up cereal… A cereal killer.
  50. What did the spoon dress up as to the Halloween party?… A cereal killer.
  51. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good State knock-knock joke?
  52. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good State knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  53. Why were the Cheerios afraid of the man with a spoon?… Because, he was a cereal killer
  54. Why can’t the Minnesota Vikings eat cereal for breakfast?… They choke when they get too close to a bowl.