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  1. What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?… Snow and Tell.
  2. Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather… It’s snow joke.
  3. What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell. (Elementary School Jokes & Winter Jokes for Teachers)
  4. What is the #1 snack on a snow day?… Ice Krispies treats.
  5. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?… Owlgebra. (Algebra Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)
  6. On the snow day, what did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?… “You hang around while I go on ahead.”
  7. What did the police officer say when he saw the student stealing on a snow day?… Freeze.
  8. Why did the student only wear one boot to town?… He heard there would be a 50 percent chance of snow!
  9. What is the #1 cake for a snow day?… The ones with thick icing!
  10. What’s the #1 drink for a snow day?… Iced tea.
  11. What do you call a ghost on a snow day?… Casp-brrrrr.
  12. How do students make their beds on a snow day?… With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
  13. What is the #1 cupcake for a snow day?… The ones with thick icing!
  14. What often falls in the winter but never gets hurt?… Snow.
  15. What’s a good snow day tip?… Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
  16. What is the favorite Mexican food for a Snow Day?… Brrrr- itos. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  17. Grandma’s been staring through the window ever since it was announced it is a snow day… If it gets any worse I’ll have to let her in.
  18. What do snowmen like to do on a snow day?… Chill out.
  19. What is for breakfast on a Snow Day?… Frosted flakes! (National Cereal Day Jokes)
  20. What do students eat for lunch on a snow day?… Icebergers
  21. How does a Snowman get to school?… By icicle.
  22. Why is the slippery ice like music?… If you don’t C sharp – you’ll B flat! (Music Jokes)
  23. What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?… A Frosty. (Fast Food Jokes & Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
  24. Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?… Because he liked cool music.
  25. Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?… Axel Froze.
  26. What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?… A snow-fake!
  27. What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?… 3 days!
  28. What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?… A snowball!
  29. What is a mountains favorite type of candy?… Snow caps.
  30. Knock Knock!… Who’s There?… Snow!… Snow who?… Snow laughing matter.
  31. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Scold… Scold who?… ‘Scold outside!
  32. Why did the girl keep her saxophone out in the snow?… She wanted to play cool jazz. (Music Jokes)
  33. What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?… A snowmobile! (Snowman Jokes & Baby Jokes)
  34. What can you catch with your eyes closed?… A cold. (Doctor Jokes)
  35. What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?… A receding hare line. (Rabbit Jokes)
  36. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite (Halloween Jokes)
  37. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Icy… Icy who?… Icy you!
  38. How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?… Don’t go around BRRfooted!
  39. How does a penguin build a house?… Igloos it together.
  40. What is a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies treats.
  41. What does December have that no other month does? The letter D.
  42. What do snowmen wear on their heads?… Ice caps!
  43. What is a great lesson for the day after a snow day?… Snow and Tell! (Elementary School Jokes & Winter Jokes for Teachers)
  44. What did the icy road say to the car?… Want to go for a spin?
  45. What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?… Snow.
  46. What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?… A cookie sheet!
  47. How does one snowman greet another snowman?…. Ice to meet you.
  48. What is a mountains favorite type of candy?… Snow caps. (Hiking Jokes)
  49. What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?… He got 12 months.
  50. What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?… “Have an ice day!”
  51. What do Snowmen call their offspring?… Chill-dren.
  52. What do you call a snowman with a six pack?… An abdominal snowman.
  53. What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?… Cold cash! (Top Christmas Jokes)
  54. If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?… Snowbows.
  55. What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?… Snow and Tell.
  56. What did the snowman eat?… Icebergs with chilli sauce. (Hamburger Jokes)
  57. Where does a snowman keep his money?… In a snow bank.
  58. What is the snowman’s breakfast?… Frosted flakes! (National Cereal Day Jokes)
  59. Where the snowman does dances on?… A snow ball!
  60. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?… Snowflakes!
  61. Knock Knock!… Who’s There?… Snow!… Snow who?… Snow laughing matter.
  62. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?… Do you smell carrots?
  63. Knock Knock…Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?…  Snow business like show business !
  64. What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?… She gave him the cold shoulder! (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  65. What’s an ig?… An eskimo’s home without a loo!
  66. What do snowmen eat for lunch?… Icebergers!
  67. Where do snowmen go to dance?… Snowballs!
  68. What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?…”You hang around while I go on ahead.”
  69. What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?… A snowball!
  70. How do you call an Eskimo cow?… An Eskimoo!
  71. How do Eskimos make their beds?… With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
  72. What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?… A meltdown.
  73. Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?… They wear snowcaps.
  74. What did the snowman say to the customer?… Have an ice day!
  75. What do you call a slow skier?… A slopepoke! (Top Ski Jokes)
  76. What do you get from sitting on the ice too long?… Polaroids!
  77. What often falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?… Snow.