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  1. What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell. (Winter Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
  2. What is the favorite winter school lunch (Mexican food)?… Brrrr- itos. (Cinco de Mayo Jokes)
  3. What is a great lesson for the day after a snow day?… Snow and Tell! (Winter Jokes for Teachers & Snow Day Jokes)
  4. How do snowmen get to school?… By icicle! (Bike Jokes)
  5. What does a teacher get from sitting on the ice too long?… Polaroids!
  6. Where does Frosty the Snowman get the weather report?… The Winternet. (Frosty the Snowman Jokes Computer Jokes)
  7. What is the most competitive season for high school sports?… “Win” ter. (365 Sports Jokes)
  8. What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?… The letter “D”! (December Jokes)
  9. How do you prevent a Summer cold?… Catch it in the Winter! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  10. Teacher on New YearsI was going to take a winter swim… But after wading in I got cold feet. (Swimming Jokes)
  11. What is the most competitive season?… “Win” ter. (365 Sports Jokes)
  12. What does Frosty the Snowman call his winter party?… A Snowball. (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
  13. How do snowmen travel around?… By icicle! (Bike Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
  14. What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos. (Cinco de Mayo Jokes)
  15. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?… A cookie sheet! (Cookie Jokes)
  16. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy. (Cookie Jokes)
  17. Why are the Buffalo Sabres like grizzly bears?… Every fall they go into hibernation. (Hockey Jokes & Bear Jokes)
  18. What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?… Cold cash!
  19. What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?… The letter “D”! (December Jokes)
  20. What do fish sing during winter?… Christmas corals. (Christmas Jokes Ocean Jokes)
  21. What does a school book do in the winter?… Puts on a jacket. (Book Jokes & Winter Jokes / Spring Jokes / Fall Jokes)
  22. Culturally no one in Alaska dates in the winter. When asked why, one Alaskan replied, “We try, but it’s hard to break the ice.” (Alaska Jokes & Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  23. If you’ve suffered from frostbite and sunburn in the same week… you might be from Montana. (Summer Jokes & Montana Jokes)
  24. How do Eskimos make their beds?… With sheets of ice and blankets of snow. (Snow Jokes)
  25. Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?… They wear snowcaps. (Hiking Jokes)
  26. Where does a snowman keep his money?… In a snow bank. (Snowman Jokes)
  27. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?… Snowbody! (Knock Knock Jokes & Snow Jokes)
  28. What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect?…  “Where were you on the night of September to March?”(Police Jokes)
  29. What is the snowman’s breakfast?… Frosted flakes! (Cereal Jokes)
  30. What did the tree say after a long winter?… What a re-leaf. (Tree Jokes)
  31. How does one snowman greet another snowman?…. Ice to meet you/. (Snowman Jokes)
  32. Where do seals go to see movies?… The dive-in! (Movie Jokes & Seal Jokes)
  33. Fence Company Sign: Our favorite winter sport is fencing. (Fencing Jokes)
  34. What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell. (180 School Jokes)
  35. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite. (Vampire Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
  36. What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?… She gave him the cold shoulder! (Snowman Jokes)
  37. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?… Owlgebra. (Algebra Jokes)
  38. What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?… Chill out. (Snowman Jokes)
  39. What do you call a slow skier?… A slopepoke! (Skiing Jokes)
  40. Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?… They’re both below C level! (Geography Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
  41. Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?… Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow! (Snow Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  42. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?… Do you smell carrots? (Snowman Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  43. What do snowmen wear on their heads?… Ice caps! (Snowman Jokes)
  44. How do you prevent a Summer cold?… Catch it in the Winter! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  45. What does a snowshark give you?… Frost bites. (Shark Jokes Snow Day Jokes)
  46. What do snowmen eat for lunch?… Icebergers! (Snowman Jokes & Hamburger Jokes)
  47. What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?… Frost bite! (Snowman Jokes & Shark Jokes)
  48. How does an Eskimo stick his house together?… With igloo!
  49. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?… An ice burger with chili sauce. (Snowman Jokes)
  50. What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?… A snowball! (365 Sports Jokes)
  51. Knock Knock…Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?…  Snow business like show business!
  52. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?… Snowflakes! (Snowman Jokes / Cereal Jokes / Snow Jokes)
  53. How do you call an Eskimo cow?… An Eskimoo! (Cow Jokes)
  54. Why do seals swim in salt water?… Because pepper water makes them sneeze! (Seal Jokes)
  55. Where can you find an ocean without any water?…  On a map!(Geography Jokes)
  56. What’s a good winter tip?… Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. (Bird Jokes)
  57. What’s an ig?… An eskimo’s home without a loo!
  58. What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve?… Auld Fang Syne! (New Year’s Eve Jokes & Vampire Jokes)
  59. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?… Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat. (Snowman Jokes)
  60. What did the snowman say to the customer?… Have an ice day! (Snowman Jokes)
  61. Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Why?… When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week. (World Geography Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  62. What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?… A receding hare line. (Rabbit Jokes for Kids)
  63. What noise wakes you up at the North Pole around March 18?… The crack of dawn!
  64. What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?… One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
  65. What sits on the bottom of the cold Arctic Ocean and shakes?… A nervous wreck.
  66. Why did the snowman want a divorce?… Because he thought his wife was a flake. (Psychology Jokes)
  67. What did the icy Arctic road say to the truck?… “Want to go for a spin?” (Car Jokes)
  68. Where does a polar bear keep its money?… In a snow bank! (Snow Jokes)
  69. What do women use to stay young looking in the Arctic?… Cold cream.
  70. What is the most competitive season for middle school sports?… “Win” ter. (365 Sports Jokes)
  71. What is the most competitive season for elementary school sports?… “Win” ter. (365 Sports Jokes)