Top Joke Pages:
- What did the seal say when it swam into a concrete wall?… “Dam!”
- What keeps the ocean from leaking out?… The seals. (Ocean Jokes)
- Where do seals go to see movies?… The dive-in! (Movie Jokes & Seal Jokes)
- Why did the boy look at each and every one of the animal crackers before eating them.?… Because his mother told him not to eat them if the “seal” was broken. (Principal Jokes)
- Why do seals swim in salt water?… Because pepper water makes them sneeze!