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  1. Why did the boy look at each and every one of the animal crackers before eating them.?… Because his mother told him not to eat them if the “seal” was broken. (Principal Jokes)
  2. What’s a rubber gasket on an aircraft carrier called?… A navy seal. (Navy Jokes)
  3. What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?… Do not consume if seal is broken!
  4. What did the Navy say to the coast guards?… “I’ll SEAL you later.” (Seal Jokes & Coast Guard Jokes)
  5. Dad, name 5 animals living in the North Pole… Three seals and two penguins. (Penguin Jokes& Dad Jokes)
  6. What did the seal say when it swam into a concrete wall?… “Dam!”
  7. What keeps the ocean from leaking out?… The seals. (Ocean Jokes)
  8. Where do seals go to see movies?… The dive-in! (Movie Jokes & Seal Jokes)
  9. Why do seals swim in salt water?… Because pepper water makes them sneeze!