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  1. Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings! (Memorial Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  2. I became a chef after I left the Coast Guard… Some would say I am a seasoned veteran. (Labor Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes)
  3. A distress call comes in to Pierre at the Maine coast guard: “Mayday! Mayday. We’re 12 miles out on a capsized boat.” “No can do” Pierre said, “We’ve got all we can do searching for regular-sized boats.” (Sailing Jokes & Maine Jokes)
  4. Have you heard about the karate champion who joined the Coast Guard?… The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself! (Veterans Day Jokes & Karate Jokes)
  5. A small boy was staring at the names on the wall of an old church when the pastor noticed him. “What are you looking at?” asked the clergyman. “All those names. Who are they?” the boy asked. The pastor nodded, and said, “They are the reason we have Memorial Day. They are those who died in the service.” The little boy considered that, then asked quietly, “The 9 o’clock service or the 11 o’clock?” (Cemetery Jokes)
  6. What is a cow’s favorite holiday?… Moomorial day. (Cow Jokes)
  7. Who won the zombie war?…Nobody, it was dead even. (Zombie Jokes)