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  1. Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings! (Memorial Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  2. I became a chef after I left the Air Force… Some would say I am a seasoned veteran. (Labor Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes)
  3. Have you heard about the karate champion who joined the Navy?… The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself! (Veterans Day Jokes & Karate Jokes)
  4. There was a bad accident at the Air Force base… A jeep ran over a bag of popcorn and killed two kernels. (Veterans Day Jokes / Popcorn Jokes / Air Force Jokes)
  5. A small boy was staring at the names on the wall of an old church when the pastor noticed him. “What are you looking at?” asked the clergyman. “All those names. Who are they?” the boy asked. The pastor nodded, and said, “They are the reason we have Memorial Day. They are those who died in the service.” The little boy considered that, then asked quietly, “The 9 o’clock service or the 11 o’clock?” (Cemetery Jokes)
  6. What is a cow’s favorite holiday?… Moomorial day. (Cow Jokes)
  7. How many Air Force pilots does it take to change a light bulb?… One. He just holds it while the world revolves around him.
  8. How do you play Air Force Bingo?… “A-10… B-52… F-16!”
  9. What’s the difference between God and an Air Force pilot?… God doesn’t think he’s a fighter pilot.
  10. Emergency management: “Always remember that if one engine fails on a dual-engine plane, you’ll still have enough power to safely reach the scene of the crash.”
  11. Air Force Fact: The only time you can have too much fuel is when you’re on fire.
  12. An Airman and a Marine walk into the restroom at the same time. The Airman finishes up and heads out. When the Marine is finished, he washes his hands and then catches up to the Airman. “Hey, buddy. In the Marines, they teach us to wash our hands after we take a leak.” The airman responds, “In the Air Force, they teach us not to pee on our hands.”
  13. What do pilots and air traffic controllers have in common?… If pilots screw up, they die. If air traffic controllers screw up, pilots also die.
  14. How do you know when your date with a fighter pilot is halfway over? He says, “Enough about me. Want to hear about my plane?”
  15. What do you call a deer enlisted in the Air Force?… A bombardeer.
  16. How do you know if there’s an Air Force pilot at your party? Oh, don’t worry. He’ll tell you as soon as he walks in.
  17. What do you call a large formation of MAC aircraft?… A Big Mac Attack.
  18. Where do rabbits learn to fly?… The hare force.
  19. Just because there are no complaints, doesn’t all mean parachutes are perfect.
  20. Who won the zombie war?…Nobody, it was dead even. (Zombie Jokes)