Air Force Jokes

by | May 24, 2021 | Education, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Air Force jokes.
  2. My grandfather was a baker in the Air Force… He went in all buns glazing.
  3. My Granddad fought in the war and survived mustard gas and pepper spray… He’s now classed as a seasoned veteran.
  4. Air Force Fact: The only time you can have too much fuel is when you’re on fire. (Fireman Jokes)
  5. Air Force jet pilot: This is it! We’re flying faster than the speed of sound! Copilot: What? (Pilot Jokes & Plane Jokes)
  6. An Airman and a Marine walk into the restroom at the same time. The Airman finishes up and heads out. When the Marine is finished, he washes his hands and then catches up to the Airman. “Hey, buddy. In the Marines, they teach us to wash our hands after we take a leak.” The airman responds, “In the Air Force, they teach us not to pee on our hands.”
  7. Dad: You wanna join the navy? You can’t even swim! Son: No one can fly in the Air Force either. (Dad Jokes)
  8. When caught speeding, a soldier on military leave tried to talk the policewoman out of giving him a ticket. He inquired, “Would it make a difference if I told you that I’m in the Air Force?” The police officer answered, “Yes, but only if you were driving an airplane.”
  9. A small boy was staring at the names on the wall of an old church when the pastor noticed him. “What are you looking at?” asked the clergyman. “All those names. Who are they?” the boy asked. The pastor nodded, and said, “They are the reason we have Memorial Day. They are those who died in the service.” The little boy considered that, then asked quietly, “The 9 o’clock service or the 11 o’clock?” (Cemetery Jokes)
  10. Emergency management: “Always remember that if one engine fails on a dual-engine plane, you’ll still have enough power to safely reach the scene of the crash.”
  11. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta join the Air Force. (August Knock Knock Jokes)
  12. Air Force Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Air Force Officer: That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again. Do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: No, SIR!
  13. There was a bad accident at the Air Force base… A jeep ran over a bag of popcorn and killed two kernels. (Veterans Day Jokes / Popcorn Jokes / Air Force Jokes)
  14. Have you heard about the karate champion who joined the Air Force?… The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself! (Veterans Day Jokes & Karate Jokes)
  15. Where do American soldiers go to get a haircut?… They go to the Hair Force. (Barber Jokes & Air Force Jokes)
  16. Where did Bugs Bunny learn to fly?… The hare force. (Looney Tunes Jokes)
  17. What do you call a deer enlisted in the Air Force?… A bombardeer. (Deer Jokes)
  18. I became a chef after I left the Air Force… Some would say I am a seasoned veteran. (Labor Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes)
  19. How do you know when your date with a fighter pilot is halfway over? He says, “Enough about me. Want to hear about my plane?”
  20. How do you play Air Force Bingo?… “A-10… B-52… F-16!” (Retirement Jokes & Plane Jokes)
  21. Did you know you can’t eat ice cream in the Air Force?… Apparently you get arrested for desserting. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  22. What do you call a military tree who doesn’t return on time?… Absent without leaf. (Tree Jokes)
  23. Where do rabbits learn to fly?… The hare force.
  24. An ice cream, a creme brulee, and a slice of cheesecake joined the Air Force, but they abandoned their fellow soldiers on their first deployment… They are wanted for dessertion. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  25. What do pilots and air traffic controllers have in common?… If pilots screw up, they die. If air traffic controllers screw up, pilots also die.
  26. How do you know if there’s an Air Force pilot at your party?… Oh, don’t worry. He’ll tell you as soon as he walks in.
  27. Each branch has a military ball (Navy Ball, Army Ball, etc.) And it warms my heart to know that one branch will be having “Space Balls” from here on out. (Dance Jokes & Astronomy Jokes)
  28. Air Force soldiers can’t comprehend the 6-foot social distancing requirement… But everyone in the navy can fathom it. (Army Jokes)
  29. Just because there are no complaints, doesn’t all mean parachutes are perfect.
  30. Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings! (Memorial Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  31. What’s the difference between God and an Air Force pilot?… God doesn’t think he’s a fighter pilot.
  32. Why did the Air Force member stuff himself with ice cream?… He was a desserter. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  33. What is a cow’s favorite holiday?… Moomorial day. (Cow Jokes)
  34. How many Air Force pilots does it take to change a light bulb?… One. He just holds it while the world revolves around him.
  35. What do you call a house with an ice-cream sundae on top?… Beats me… “Desserted!” (Ice Cream Jokes)
  36. What do you call a large formation of MAC aircraft?… A Big Mac Attack.
  37. Who won the zombie war?…Nobody, it was dead even. (Zombie Jokes)
  38. What did the Navy sailor say to the Air Force member?… “I’ll SEAL you later.” (Seal Jokes & Coast Guard Jokes)
  39. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Air Force knock-knock joke?
  40. How do retired member of the Air Force play Bingo?… “A-10… B-52… F-16!”
  41. How are mathematicians like the air force?… They both use pi-lots.