Popcorn Jokes for Kids

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best popcorn jokes.
  2. I got fined $50 for sneaking popcorn and a drink into the movie theater… It’s ok though, it still saved me money. (Movie Jokes)
  3. Popcorn Pun: Getting popcorn at the theater is always a reel treat. (Movie Jokes)
  4. Many people claim that it is hard to chew popcorn…. There is a kernel of truth to that claim.
  5. What is the #1 school snack?… Smart Food popcorn.
  6. Who is popcorn’s favorite NBA basketball coach of all-time?… Coach Gregg Popovich of the San Antonio Spurs. (365 Basketball Jokes)
  7. What did the popcorn take dance and singing lessons?… it wanted to be a POP star. (365 Music Jokes)
  8. Popcorn Pun: Want to hear a popcorn joke?… Nah, it’s to corny… Oops! That popped out of nowhere.
  9. What is popcorn’s favorite basketball play?… The Pick and Pop! (365 Basketball Jokes)
  10. What is the #1 snack for high school students before taking the ACT or SAT?… Smart Food popcorn. (Popcorn Jokes)
  11. Did you hear about the popcorn that joined the army?… They made him a kernel. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  12. What does a gymnast put on their popcorn?… Sommer-salt. (Gymnastics Jokes)
  13. What is a popcorn’s favorite type of music?… POP. (Music Jokes)
  14. What did the kernel of corn go to school?… It wanted to be Smart Food.
  15. What do you get with a bag of popcorn?… Butterfingers!
  16. If popcorn could speak… would every conversation be corny?
  17. Popcorn Pun: Popcorn doesn’t fight… but it can be a-salted.
  18. Popcorn Pun: Popcorn always finds a way (into your teeth).
  19. There was a bad accident at the Air Force base… A jeep ran over a bag of popcorn and killed two kernels.
  20. I don’t like movie theater butter popcorn… it leaves a film in my mouth!
  21. Where do seals eat popcorn?… At the Dive-In movies. (Movie Jokes)
  22. Why is cheddar popcorn such a terrible joke?… It’s both corny and cheesy. (Cheese Jokes)
  23. What did baby corn say to mama corn?… Where’s popcorn? (Popcorn Jokes for Kids / Father’s Day Jokes / Corn Jokes)
  24. Popcorn Pun: Popcorn makes everything butter… It’s a-maize-ing like that!
  25. What do you call a really high ranking snack?… A popcorn colonel. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  26. I just burnt 400 calories… I left the popcorn in the microwave for too long.
  27. Why aren’t there many jokes about popcorn?… Because they are corny. (Corn Jokes)
  28. What do popcorn use for money?… Corn “Bread.” (Bread Jokes & Corn Jokes)
  29. What did the firecracker eat at the movies?… Pop-corn. (Fireworks Jokes / Movie Jokes / Popcorn Jokes)
  30. Why did the popcorn want go to the police?… Because it was a-salt-ed!
  31. Why did the popcorn go to school?… It wanted to be a little butter.
  32. The popcorn couldn’t stop playing music… it had an ear for popping tunes.
  33. I wonder if the first person to pop popcorn suddenly had the urge to… watch a movie. (Movie Jokes)
  34. Popcorn Pick-up Line: We’re the perfect pair, like popcorn and a movie.
  35. Before I die I’m going to eat a whole bag of un-poped popcorn… Hopefully it will make the cremation a bit more interesting.
  36. Popcorn Pun: Ever notice how a corny joke is a lot like a burnt popcorn kernel?… It leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
  37. Who is the most famous popcorn celebrity?… Kernel Sanders
  38. What do you call a field of popcorn?… A-maze-ing! (Farming Jokes)
  39. What does corn use to get on the internet?… The cobweb!
  40. Who is the head of corn religion?… The pope corn!
  41. What do unicorns call their dads?… Popcorn!
  42. What do you call pizza, pop, and popcorn?… An alliterated lunch. (Pizza Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
  43. If I had a dollar every time a customer complained about the price of cinema food… I could almost afford a small popcorn. (Movie Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  44. What did the baby corn say to momma corn?… Where is pop corn? (Mother’s Day Jokes / Father’s Day Jokes / Baby Jokes)
  45. What do you tell a bag of popcorn after it graduates from College?… Corn-gratulations. (College Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
  46. Why didn’t anyone laugh at the popcorn jokes?… Because they were too corny! (Corn Jokes)
  47. What do you call a popcorn’s favorite flower?… Poppies. (Flower Jokes)
  48. Why is popcorn way better than a movie?… Because they are just so much butter. (Movie Jokes)
  49. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Papa… Papa who?… Papapapapapapapa popcorn. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids / Dad Jokes / Father’s Day Jokes)
  50. What does Chuck Norris do when he wants popcorn?… He breathes on Nebraska! (Nebraska Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  51. Popcorn Pun: Popped corn is always trending, it’s a social butter-fly.
  52. What customs does popcorn society follow?… Pop culture.
  53. Popcorn Pick-up Line: You’re a-maize-ing!
  54. Popcorn Pun: The popcorn loved watching movies; it said, “I’m here for the reel fun!”
  55. Where do they grow popcorn in the mountains… because that’s where the ears are popping!
  56. What is popcorn’s favorite movie?… In-the-pan-dance Day!
  57. What do you call a bad popcorn joke?… Corny. (Corn Jokes)
  58. What music gets popcorn to dance?… Hip Pop (Music Jokes)
  59. I was at the cinema and this couple was kissing in front of us, not even watching the movie. How wasteful can you be with your money!… So I threw my bag of popcorn at them. (Movie Jokes)
  60. What do corn cobs call their father?… “Pop” corn. (Dad Jokes)
  61. How is a bag of popcorn like an army?… It has lots of kernels. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  62. What do you call a piece of popcorn in space?… An unidentified frying object.
  63. The popcorn attended the concert… because it wanted to see the pop star.
  64. My wife was inhaling popcorn and nearly choked to death on an un-popped kernel… I almost had to call the popcoroner. (Cemetery Jokes)
  65. Should you eat popcorn that has fallen on the floor?… Maize well.
  66. Popcorn Pun: Keep your friends close and your popcorn closer.
  67. What do you call a cow full of cinema snacks?… Popcorned beef.
  68. What kind of corn do dogs like?… Pupcorn.
  69. Popcorn Pun: You butter believe I love popcorn!
  70. Popcorn Pun: Don’t underestimate popcorn. It’s got a lot of pop-tential.
  71. Popcorn Pun: This popcorn is a-maize-ing!
  72. What is a popcorn’s favorite pizza topping?… Popperoni. (Pizza Jokes)
  73. Popcorn Pun: Popcorn is proof that with a little heat and pressure, you can do amazing things.
  74. Popcorn Pun: I’m always salty after eating popcorn.
  75. Why don’t popcorn kernels make good detectives?… They always crack under pressure.
  76. Why was the popcorn arrested at the movie theater?… For being too salty.
  77. How do popcorn kernels greet each other?… “What’s poppin’?”
  78. Popcorn Pick-up Line: You’re the sweetest kernel on the cob.
  79. What did the popcorn say to its therapist?… “I feel like I’m always under pressure.”
  80. Why did the popcorn start a band?… Because it wanted to pop and rock.
  81. Why did the popcorn start a blog?… To share its pop culture.
  82. Popcorn Pun: Movie theater popcorn is ridiculously expensive… I guess they know they’ve got a captive audience.
  83. What does popcorn and KFC have in common?… Greasy, old kernals. (Chicken Jokes & Fast Food Jokes)
  84. Popcorn Pun: Laughter is the best medicine, but popcorn is a close second.
  85. What do you get when you cross popcorn and a superhero?… Kernel Marvel.
  86. Why did the popcorn get promoted?… Because it was pop-ular at work.
  87. Popcorn Pun: Don’t be salty, I know my jokes about popcorn are corny!
  88. Popcorn Pick-up Line: You make my heart pop!
  89. Popcorn Pick-up Line:Together, we make the perfect batch.
  90. I tape microwave popcorn to the ceiling… it’s cheaper than a smoke alarm. (Fireman Jokes)
  91. Popcorn Pick-up Line: We fit together like two kernels in a pod.
  92. Popcorn Pun: One popcorn kernel proposed to another. Turns out it was the perfect pop-posal.
  93. Why did the hipster burn his tongue on the popcorn?… He ate it before it was cool.
  94. Popcorn jokes are so corny that they just pop out of nowhere.
  95. Mother: “You keep dropping popcorn.” Child: “Sorry, butter fingers.” (Butter Jokes & Mom Jokes)
  96. What do popcorn use for money?… Corn “Bread.” (Corn Jokes)
  97. What do you call a “corny” metal band?… PopKORN! (Corn Jokes & Music Jokes)
  98. Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?… The kernel was looking for him. (Chicken Jokes & Fast Food Jokes)
  99. What do baby corns call their daddy?… Popcorn. (Baby Jokes)
  100. I met a man with the last name Popcorn. He said he was in the military… He was a kernel. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  101. A guy was throwing popcorn at the back of my head in the cinema.I turned around and said, “You and me…when this film finishes…let’s sort this out.”He said, “OK then.”And then, when it was over, we cleared away all the popcorn like respectable men. (Movie Jokes)
  102. What did one popcorn bag say to the other?… I bet you’re pretty pop-ular.
  103. What music gets popcorn to dance?… Hip Pop (Music Jokes)
  104. I heard there was a humvee crash at the Pentagon today. The driver ran into a popcorn cart… There were two colonels crushed. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  105. Last night a movie theater was robbed of over $1000 dollars… The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, two large sodas and a pack of Skittles. (Movie Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  106. There was a bad accident at the Air Force base… A jeep ran over a bag of popcorn and killed two kernels. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes)
  107. Want to here a popcorn joke?… Nah, it’s too corny. (Corn Jokes)
  108. I went to the Cinema yesterday… …I was buying popcorn, a drink and some candy. As I went to pay I said, “I’m ever so sorry, I’ve only got a $50 note.” The lady said, “That’s ok, you can put the candy back!”(Movie Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  109. What do pumpkins eat at the movies?… Pulp Corn. (Pumpkin Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  110. I got thrown out of the cinema for throwing popcorn at the back of people’s heads… I also lost my job behind the popcorn counter. (Movie Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  111. The Popcorn Army is very similar to most other armies…the main difference is the ranking system: everyone starts out as a Kernel. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  112. This Valentine’s Day, 1 in 3 people will be crying into a bag of popcorn while watching Netflix alone… Not me, though. I can’t afford a subscription. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  113. Why didn’t the kernel leave the popper?… He was cornfused. (Psychology Jokes & Corn Jokes)
  114. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good popcorn knock-knock joke?
  115. Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?… Because the corn has ears! (Corn Jokes)
  116. A couple is buying popcorn at the concession stand in the cinema… Vendor: Do you want your popcorn sweet or salty? Guy looks lovingly at his girlfriend and says: I want my popcorn like my girlfriend. Vendor: Dude, we don’t sell ugly popcorn. (Movie Jokes)
  117. What makes a loud noise when changing it’s jacket, becomes larger, but weighs less?… Popcorn!
  118. Who orders everyone in the popcorn place around?… The kernel. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  119. What is the main ingredient for cooking gourmet popcorn?… Poprika.
  120. How does a popcorn dance?… It body POPS! (Music Jokes)
  121. When life gives you kernels, make popcorn.
  122. What did the popcorn say to the jack in the box?… POP goes the weasel.
  123. Why did the popcorn go to school?… It wanted to be a little more “corn-ceptual.”
  124. Dad: “You keep dropping popcorn.” Child: Sorry, butter fingers.”
  125. Want to hear a joke about popcorn?… You might get “corn-fused,” but it’s worth it.
  126. Teacher: Guess what?… It’s time for a popped quiz. (Jokes for Teachers)
  127. “How do cannibals make popcorn?”… They just feed their dinner a bunch of popcorn kernels before cooking them.
  128. Why don’t people like hearing jokes about popcorn?… They’re too corny.
  129. I just tried popcorn shrimp and I realized that there isn’t any popcorn in it… There goes pot roast. (Fish Jokes)
  130. What do you get with a bag of popcorn?… Free butterfingers!
  131. It’s awkward touching hands with a woman in a popcorn bag… Especially if you don’t know her and she doesn’t know that you’re eating her popcorn. (Movie Jokes)
  132. What did the daughter corn ask the mother corn?… Where’s popcorn? (Mom Jokes & Dad Jokes)
  133. What’s the worst place to cook popcorn?… A retired veterans house.
  134. Why don’t zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?… They prefer to eat their fingers separately.
  135. What did mammy corn say to baby corn when daddy didn’t come home?… Where’s popcorn?
  136. What did the kid-corn say to the mom-corn?… Where’s the popcorn.
  137. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good popcorn knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  138. The movie theatre down the road from my house was robbed of $50,000 last night… The newspaper said that the suspects escaped with 2 large bags of popcorn, 2 candy bars and a large soda. (Movie Jokes)
  139. Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?… Because the corn has ears! (Farming Jokes)
  140. Now, that would be the absolute last laugh I want to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels before I die… Imagine the reaction of the guy that works at the cremation center!
  141. A local movie theatre was robbed of $600 worth of merchandise… The suspects stole 3 medium popcorns, 1 bag of skittles and 4 small diet cokes. (Movie Jokes)
  142. Popcorn Pun: The kernel orders everyone in the popcorn place around.
  143. Popcorn Pun: To cook popcorn you need paprika: it’s the main ingredient.
  144. Popcorn Pun: Poppies are popcorns’ favorite flowers.
  145. Popcorn Pun: Hip Hop always gets popcorns to dance.
  146. When mom complained that I was dropping popcorns I told her “Sorry butter fingers.”
  147. Popcorn Pun: A corny metal band is called PopKORN.
  148. How much do pirates charge for corn on the cob?… A buck-an-ear. (Pirate Jokes &
  149. Popcorn Pun: POP is popcorn’s favorite type of music.
  150. Popcorn Pun: My worst time is school was time for popped quiz.
  151. Popcorn said to the jack in the box “Pop goes the weasel.”
  152. When popcorn joined the army he was made the kernel.
  153. Baby corn arrived home and asked momma corn where pop corn was.
  154. Popcorn Pun: A bad popcorn joke is called corny.
  155. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about popcorn?
  156. Popcorn Pun: Popcorn jokes are so corny that nobody laughs at them.
  157. A bag of popcorn received corn-gratulations after graduating from college.
  158. Popcorn uses corn bread for money.
  159. When corn kernel was invited to a party, he told the pot that he just popped in for a few minutes and left. 
  160. Like a corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked in the relationship. 
  161. Pirates charge a buck-an-ear for corn on the cob.
  162. What is the main ingredient for cooking popcorn?… Poprika.

PG-13

  1. What’s the difference between popcorn and pea soup?… Anyone can pop corn, but you can’t pee soup.
  2. My local movie theater was robbed of almost $10,000… The thieves got away with three boxes of popcorn, two large sodas, three boxes of candy and a hotdog. (Movie Jokes / Popcorn Jokes / Candy Jokes)