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  1. Want to hear a popcorn joke?… Nah, it’s to corny… Oops! That popped out of nowhere.
  2. Why is cheddar popcorn such a terrible joke?… It’s both corny and cheesy. (Cheese Jokes)
  3. What do you call a really high ranking snack?… A popcorn colonel. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  4. I got fined $50 for sneaking popcorn and a drink into the movie theater… It’s ok though, it still saved me money. (Movie Jokes)
  5. I wonder if the first person to pop popcorn suddenly had the urge to… watch a movie. (Movie Jokes)
  6. Why aren’t there many jokes about popcorn?… Because they are corny. (Corn Jokes)
  7. Did you hear about the popcorn that joined the army?… They made him a kernel. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  8. What did the baby corn say to momma corn?… Where is pop corn? (Mother’s Day Jokes Father’s Day Jokes / Baby Jokes)
  9. How much do pirates charge for corn on the cob?… A buck-an-ear. (Pirate Jokes & Corn Jokes)
  10. What is a popcorn’s favorite type of music?… POP. (Music Jokes)
  11. What do you call a popcorn’s favorite flower?… Poppies. (Flower Jokes)
  12. Why is popcorn way better than a movie?… Because they are just so much butter. (Movie Jokes)
  13. Where do seals eat popcorn?… At the Dive-In movies. (Movie Jokes)
  14. What does a gymnast put on their popcorn?… Sommer-salt. (Gymnastics Jokes)
  15. Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?… Because the corn has ears! (Farming Jokes)
  16. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Papa… Papa who?… Papapapapapapapa popcorn. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids / Dad Jokes / Father’s Day Jokes)
  17. What does Chuck Norris do when he wants popcorn?… He breathes on Nebraska! (Nebraska Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  18. What do Corn cobs call their father?… “Pop” corn. (Dad Jokes)
  19. How is a bag of popcorn like an army?… It has lots of kernels. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  20. What do popcorn use for money?… Corn “Bread.” (Corn Jokes)
  21. What do you tell a bag of popcorn after it graduates from College?… Corn-gratulations. (College Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
  22. Why didn’t anyone laugh at the popcorn jokes?… Because they were too corny! (Corn Jokes)
  23. What do you call a field of popcorn?… A-maze-ing! (Farming Jokes)
  24. What do you call a “corny” metal band?… PopKORN! (Corn Jokes & Music Jokes)
  25. I just burnt 400 calories… I left the popcorn in the microwave for too long.
  26. Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?… The kernel was looking for him. (Chicken Jokes & Fast Food Jokes)
  27. If I had a dollar every time a customer complained about the price of cinema food… I could almost afford a small popcorn.
  28. What do baby corns call their daddy?… Popcorn. (Baby Jokes)
  29. What do you call pizza, pop, and popcorn?… An alliterated lunch. (Pizza Jokes)
  30. I met a man with the last name Popcorn. He said he was in the military…He was a kernel. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  31. I was at the cinema and this couple were kissing in front of us, not even watching the movie. How wasteful can you be with your money!… So I threw my bag of popcorn at them. (Movie Jokes)
  32. A guy was throwing popcorn at the back of my head in the cinema.I turned around and said, “You and me…when this film finishes…let’s sort this out.”He said, “OK then.”And then, when it was over, we cleared away all the popcorn like respectable men. (Movie Jokes)
  33. I heard there was a humvee crash at the Pentagon today. The driver ran into a popcorn cart… There were two colonels crushed. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  34. What does popcorn and KFC have in common?… Greasy, old kernals. (Chicken Jokes & Fast Food Jokes)
  35. Last night a movie theater was robbed of over $1000 dollars… The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, two large sodas and a pack of Skittles. (Movie Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  36. There was a bad accident at the Air Force base… A jeep ran over a bag of popcorn and killed two kernels. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  37. I tape microwave popcorn to the ceiling… it’s cheaper than a smoke alarm. (Fireman Jokes)
  38. I went to the Cinema yesterday… …I was buying popcorn, a drink and some candy. As I went to pay I said, “I’m ever so sorry, I’ve only got a £50 note.” The lady said, “That’s ok, you can put the candy back!”(Movie Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  39. I got thrown out of the cinema for throwing popcorn at the back of people’s heads… I also lost my job behind the popcorn counter. (Movie Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  40. The Popcorn Army is very similar to most other armies…the main difference is the ranking system: everyone starts out as a Kernel. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  41. This Valentine’s Day, 1 in 3 people will be crying into a bag of popcorn while watching Netflix alone… Not me, though. I can’t afford a subscription. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  42. What did one popcorn bag say to the other?… I bet you’re pretty pop-ular.
  43. Why didn’t the kernel leave the popper?… He was cornfused. (Psychology Jokes & Corn Jokes)
  44. Mother: “You keep dropping popcorn.” Child: Sorry, butter fingers.” (Butter Jokes & Mom Jokes)
  45. What music gets popcorn to dance?… Hip Pop (Music Jokes)
  46. Want to here a popcorn joke?… Nah, it’s to corny. (Corn Jokes)
  47. Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?… Because the corn has ears! (Corn Jokes)
  48. My wife was inhaling popcorn and nearly choked to death on an un-popped kernel… I almost had to call the popcoroner. (Cemetery Jokes)
  49. A couple is buying popcorn at the concession stand in the cinema… Vendor: Do you want your popcorn sweet or salty? Guy looks lovingly at his girlfriend and says: I want my popcorn like my girlfriend. Vendor: Dude, we don’t sell ugly popcorn. (Movie Jokes)
  50. Whats a popcorn’s favorite pizza topping?… Popperoni. (Pizza Jokes)
  51. What makes a loud noise when changing it’s jacket, becomes larger, but weighs less?… Popcorn!
  52. Who orders everyone in the popcorn place around?… The kernel. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  53. What is the main ingredient for cooking gourmet popcorn?… Poprika.
  54. What do you call a bad popcorn joke?… Corny. (Corn Jokes)
  55. How does a popcorn dance?… It body POPS! (Music Jokes)
  56. What did the popcorn say to the jack in the box?… POP goes the weasel.
  57. Mom says “You keep dropping popcorn.” I say “Sorry, butter fingers.” (Mother’s Day Jokes)
  58. Dad: “You keep dropping popcorn.” Child: Sorry, butter fingers.”
  59. Teacher: Guess what?… It’s time for a popped quiz. (Jokes for Teachers)
  60. “How do cannibals make popcorn?”… They just feed their dinner a bunch of popcorn kernels before cooking them.
  61. Why don’t people like hearing jokes about popcorn?… They’re too corny.
  62. I just tried popcorn shrimp And I realized that there isn’t any popcorn in it… There goes pot roast. (Fish Jokes)
  63. It’s awkward touching hands with a woman in a popcorn bag… Especially if you don’t know her and she doesn’t know that you’re eating her popcorn. (Movie Jokes)
  64. What did the daughter corn ask the mother corn?… Where’s popcorn? (Mom Jokes & Dad Jokes)
  65. What’s the worst place to cook popcorn?… A retired veterans house.
  66. Before I die I’m going to eat a whole bag of un-poped popcorn… Hopefully it will make the cremation a bit more interesting.
  67. Why don’t zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?… They prefer to eat their fingers separately.
  68. What did mammy corn say to baby corn when daddy didn’t come home?… Wheres popcorn?
  69. What did the kid-corn say to the mom-corn?… Where’s the popcorn
  70. The movie theatre down the road from my house was robbed of $50,000 last night… The newspaper said that the suspects escaped with 2 large bags of popcorn, 2 candy bars and a large soda. (Movie Jokes)
  71. Now, that would be the absolute last laugh I want to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels before I die… Imagine the reaction of the guy that works at the cremation center!
  72. A local movie theatre was robbed of $600 worth of merchandise… The suspects stole 3 medium popcorns, 1 bag of skittles and 4 small diet cokes. (Movie Jokes)
  73. Popcorn jokes are so corny that they just pop out of nowhere.
  74. The kernel orders everyone in the popcorn place around.
  75. To cook popcorn you need paprika: it’s the main ingredient.
  76. Poppies are popcorns’ favorite flowers.
  77. Hip Hop always gets popcorns to dance.
  78. When mom complained that I was dropping popcorns I told her “Sorry butter fingers.”
  79. A corny metal band is called PopKORN.
  80. POP is popcorn’s favorite type of music.
  81. My worst time is school was time for popped quiz.
  82. Popcorn said to the jack in the box “Pop goes the weasel.”
  83. When popcorn joined the army he was made the kernel.
  84. Baby corn arrived home and asked momma corn where pop corn was.
  85. A bad popcorn joke is called corny.
  86. Popcorn jokes are so corny that nobody laughs at them.
  87. A bag of popcorn received corn-gratulations after graduating from college.
  88. Popcorn uses corn bread for money.
  89. When corn kernel was invited to a party, he told the pot that he just popped in for a few minutes and left. 
  90. Like a corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked in the relationship. 
  91. Pirates charge a buck-an-ear for corn on the cob.
  92. What is the main ingredient for cooking popcorn?… Poprika.

PG-13

  1. What’s the difference between popcorn and pea soup?… Anyone can pop corn, but you can’t pee soup.
  2. My local movie theater was robbed of almost $10,000… The thieves got away with three boxes of popcorn, two large sodas, three boxes of candy and a hotdog. (Movie Jokes / Popcorn Jokes / Candy Jokes)