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  1. What does Chuck Norris do when he wants popcorn?… He breathes on Nebraska! (Popcorn JokesFarming Jokes)
  2. Did you hear what happened in Nebraska when the wind stopped blowing? Everyone fell over!
  3. Can you name the capital of Nebraska?… “N” and “D”
  4. What did Lake McConaughy say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in Nebraska)
  5. What is the tallest building in?… Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  6. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Nebraska Turnpike!
  7. Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Missouri River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Nebraska)
  8. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The North Platte River!
  9. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The White River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  10. If a plane crashed on the borders of Nebraska and South Dakota where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  11. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Nebraska. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Nebraska ! (Teacher Jokes)
  12. Did you hear the joke about Hogback Mountain?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes & Nebraska Mountains)
  13. Nebraska, where the elevation is usually a bigger number than the town’s population. (Hiking Jokes)
  14. A couple in Nebraska had a baby… Now their population is 177! (Baby Jokes)
  15. A cowboy and his blind horse: A man is casually crossing the Nebraska plains when his horse died all of the sudden. The nearest town was three days walk. So, he started to walk. 3 days later he ends up in this quiet ‘ol town but nobody had a horse for sale. So he commenced to walking to the closest town which was a two days journey. Unfortunately, nobody in that town had a horse for sale, however, he did come across this stable where the fellow runnin’ it mentioned his brother in a nearby Town had a horse for sale. He commenced to walk to this next town and 2 DAYS LATER found the guy’s brother. “I talked to your brother two days walk from here and he says you might have a horse to sell me.” “Yes I do have a horse for sale,” He replied, “But he don’t look so good.” “I don’t care. I’ll take him anyways. I’ve been walking for damn near a week now. I’m tired and I need a horse.” So he gets on the horse and the horse takes off and bumps into a tree and stops. “Heyyy, something’s wrong with this horse. I think he’s blind. YOU SOLD ME A BLIND HORSE MISTER!” “I told you Sir, THE HORSE DON’T LOOK SO GOOD!”
  16. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Missouri River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Nebraska)
  17. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Nebraska Resident: “No, not yet.”
  18. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Nebraska Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  19. Where do Nebraska elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  20. Where do Nebraska middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  21. Where do Nebraska high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  22. Why did the Nebraska teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  23. Why did the Nebraska teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  24. Why did the Nebraska teacher jump into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  25. Why did the Nebraska teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)