High School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best high school jokes.
  2. Why can’t the lonely evergreen stop thinking about high school?… She’s still pining to be one of the poplar kids. (Tree Jokes)
  3. Can a high student jump higher than the Space Needle?… Of course! The Space Needle can’t jump.
  4. I thought about being a high school history teacher… but I couldn’t see a future in it. (US History Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  5. I didn’t graduate with honors. I was honored just to graduate. – Melanie White (High School Jokes & High School Graduation Jokes)
  6. What kind of school do you graduate from if you’re a giant?… High school. (High School Jokes & High School Graduation Jokes)
  7. What do get when you cross one middle school principal with a high school principal?… I wouldn’t do it, principals don’t like to be crossed! (Principal Jokes)
  8. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you take the diploma, shake the principal’s hand. (Principal Jokes for Kids)
  9. What month should you never ask to the Prom?… “NO” vember! (November Jokes & Prom Jokes)
  10. What school teaches a student how to greet a date’s parents on prom night?… Hi School. (Prom Jokes)
  11. What faculty member was friends with all the seniors?… The high schoolprinci-pal. (Principal Jokes)
  12. I can’t believe the girls at school can’t wear tank tops, it totally violates the second amendment… Don’t they have a right to bare arms? (Jokes for Teachers & Constitution Jokes)
  13. Why don’t skeletons play music in the high school band?…They have no organs. (365 Music Jokes & Halloween Jokes for Teachers)
  14. High School Teacher #1: My new student is from Ireland. High School Teacher #2: Oh, really? …. High School Teacher #1: No, O’Reilly! (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers)
  15. Why did everyone think the valedictorian was so charming?… He was known to be a class act. (High School Jokes & High School Graduation Jokes)
  16. A high school graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.
  17. A group of vaping college students is called a smog…. A group of vaping high school students is called down to the principal’s office. (Principal Jokes)
  18. Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school?… Because they’re all in High School. (Elementary School Jokes & Giraffe Jokes)
  19. What animal is always at a high school baseball game?… A bat. (High School Jokes & Bat Jokes)
  20. Why do all the students bring ladders to ninth grade?… They’re in high school now. (High School Jokes & High School Graduation Jokes)
  21. Why did one high school in the city stop organizing graduation ceremonies?… There was too much name-calling in it. (High School Jokes)
  22. Why was then high school teacher suspicious of the Watermelon during the 1st day… She couldn’t really put her finger on it. He just looked a little seedy. (Jokes for Teachers)
  23. Where did the ice-cream man graduate high school from?… Sundae school. (Ice Cream Jokes / High School Jokes / High School Graduation Jokes)
  24. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about high school.
  25. Why did the high school senior chuck his watch out the window?… He wished that time would fly. (High School Jokes & High School Graduation Jokes)
  26. Why was then high school teacher suspicious of the Watermelon during final exams… She couldn’t really put her finger on it. He just looked a little seedy. (Jokes for Teachers)
  27. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good high school knock-knock joke?
  28. My high school graduation was held inside the basketball arena and man was it hot…. It must have been like 350 degrees in there. (Basketball Jokes)
  29. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good high school knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  30. Why was then high school teacher suspicious of the Watermelon during mid-term exams… She couldn’t really put her finger on it. He just looked a little seedy. (Jokes for Teachers)
  31. Why don’t you see giraffes in middle school?… Because they’re all in High School. (Elementary School Jokes & Giraffe Jokes)
  32. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! There are many more high school jokes.
  33. Why did everyone think the valedictorian was so charming?… She was known to be a class act. (High School Jokes & High School Graduation Jokes)
  34. Why was the teacher suspicious of the Watermelon during the exam… She couldn’t really put her finger on it. He just looked a little seedy. (Jokes for Teachers)
  35. Why can’t the Cat in the Hat go to high school?… You’re not allowed to wear hats in school! (Hat Jokes & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  37. “I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.” A high school teacher on the last day before Winter Break. (Dad Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes for Teachers)
  38. Why are leprechauns bad high school teachers?…. Because they’re very short-tempered! (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers)
  39. What did the high school graduate ask when he entered his graduation ceremony?… Is it one degree hotter in here? (High School Jokes & High School Graduation Jokes)
  40. Are people jealous of the Irish high school teachers?… Sure, they’re green with envy! (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers)
  41. Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you were a better high school student.
  42. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the local middle school?… Probably not, he is still sleeping in the nurse’s office. (Napping Jokes & Nurse Jokes)
  43. Do leprechauns make good high school secretaries? …. Sure, they’re great at shorthand! (Leprechaun Jokes)
  44. Are people jealous of the Irish students?… Sure, they’re green with envy!
  45. Are people jealous of the Irish students?… Sure, they’re green with envy!
  46. How can you tell if an Irish high school student is having a good time? …. He’s Dublin over with laughter! (World Geography Jokes)
  47. Why can’t you borrow lunch money from a leprechaun? …. Because they’re always a little short. (Leprechaun Jokes)
  48. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys graduation day! (Graduation Knock Knock Jokes & Summer Jokes)
  49. Are people jealous of the Irish teachers?… Sure, they’re green with envy!
  50. What did the graduate say when his mom asked him why he didn’t pick up his phone at his graduation?… I couldn’t pick up because the reception was horrible.
  51. What New Year’s resolution should a high school basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs & New Year’s Eve Jokes for Teachers)
  52. I used to get into fights at the drop of a hat… Which is probably why I got fired from my job as a graduation photographer. (Labor Day Jokes)
  53. What did the high school cheerleaders say on New Year’s Day?… Happy New Cheer! (New Year’s Eve Jokes for Teachers & High School Jokes)
  54. What is the #1 Christmas present for a high school music teacher?… a broken drum. You can’t beat it! (Christmas Jokes for Teachers)
  55. How does a high school student make a tissue dance?… Put a little boogey in it!
  56. What’s the difference between a high school teacher and a train?… A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!” (Train Jokes & Gum Jokes)
  57. Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school?… Because they’re all in high school. (Elementary School Jokes & Giraffe Jokes)
  58. I somehow managed to make it through high school math while only memorizing even numbers… What are the odds?
  59. What do you call a 10th grader taking chemistry?… A Soph – Mol. (Mole Day Jokes & Chemistry Jokes)
  60. What kind of test do chemistry students like best?… Mole-tiple choice. (Mole Day Jokes)
  61. Spring Fever: Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper.” Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: “First Question: Which tire was flat?” (Spring Jokes)
  62. My 10 year high school reunion was this weekend… I ran into these twin brothers I hadn’t seen since graduation, and I thought to myself.. “Well, you two still look the same.” (College Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
  63.  Why did the middle school student go to the top of the school?… Because he wanted to go to high school.
  64. How is a high school softball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter! (Softball Jokes & Brownie Jokes)
  65. National Brownie Day: How is a high school baseball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter! (Softball Jokes & Brownie Jokes)
  66. Name a bus you can never enter?… A syllabus. (College Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
  67. College is similar to high school… To a degree. (College Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
  68. What should you grow in a high school garden?… Human beans! (Flower Jokes)
  69. There was a kidnapping in the local high school… Luckily a teacher woke him up.
  70. How does a high school science teacher freshen her breath?… With experi-mints! (Science Jokes)
  71. Why isn’t there a clock in the high school library?… Because it tocks too much. (Library Jokes)
  72. What’s the only class in high school with makeup exams? Cosmetology.
  73. Why did the middle school teacher draw on the window?… Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear! (Top 10 Teacher Jokes)
  74. How are coffee beans like high school kids?… They’re always getting grounded. (Coffee Jokes)
  75. Why didn’t the freshman go to the pirate movie?… Because it was rated arrrrr
  76. Why did the boy take a ladder to school?… Because he wanted to get to high school.
  77. A book never written: “High School Math” by Cal Q. Luss. (Calculus Jokes & High School Jokes)
  78. What’s a middle school teacher’s favorite nation?… Expla-nation. (World Geography)
  79. What school teaches you how to greet people?… Hi School.
  80. Why did the M&M go to high school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! (Candy Jokes for Kids)
  81. How many freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course.
  82. Why did the freshman eat his homework?… Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
  83. Why is a elementary school band like a fish?…. They both have scales! (Music Jokes)
  84. Why didn’t the mermaid finish high school? Because her grades were always under the C.
  85. We had a band in High School called 1023 Megabytes. We never made it to a gig.
  86. Why didn’t the sun go to high school?… Because it already had a million degrees! (College Jokes)
  87. Why are high school cheerleaders on the bottom of the pyramid smarter than the ones at the top?… Because they understand. (Top 10 Sports Jokes & Cheerleading Jokes)
  88. My 10 year high school reunion was this weekend… I ran into these twin brothers I hadn’t seen since graduation, and I thought to myself.. “Well, you two still look the same.”
  89. Why did the middle school students study in the airplane?… Because they wanted higher grades. (Plane Jokes)
  90. Why are fish so smart? They travel in schools! 
  91. What’s a witch’s favorite class? Spelling! 
  92. What did the math book tell the pencil? I’ve got a lot of problems. 
  93. Why was the book in the hospital? It hurt its spine.
  94.  I heard they put a new wing in the school. That’s true, but it still won’t fly. 
  95. What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man? Sundae school. 
  96. What kind of school do you go to if you’re a surfer? Boarding school. 
  97. Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school? Because she sprained her angle! 
  98. Middle School Teacher: Can you tell us where they signed the Declaration of Independence? Student: Of course, ma’am. At the bottom. 
  99. When is a theater clumsy? When the curtain falls. 
  100. A boy comes back from school and his mom asks, “What did you learn today?” He replies, “Not enough, they’re making me go back tomorrow.” 
  101. Why was school easier for cave people? There was no history to study! 
  102. A book that was never written: When Does School Start? by Wendy Belrings 
  103. I threw my old laptop in the ocean. Now there’s a Dell rollin’ in the deep. 
  104. Math teacher: A man from Los Angeles drove toward New York at 250 miles per hour and a man from New York drove toward Los Angeles at 150 m.p.h. Where did they meet? Student: In jail. 
  105. A teacher asks her student, “Joe, why did you eat your homework?” Joe replies, “Because I don’t have a dog.” 
  106. Why do they never serve beer at a math party? Because you can’t drink and derive.
  107. What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? SWAG
  108. A high school student struggles to pass his tests but decides, one day, to pull himself together. After weeks of hard work and dedication, his grades start picking up. A month passes and the semester is finally over. He approaches his father and shows him his grades. The father looks dramatically into his son’s eyes and says: “long time no C”.
  109. What kind of school do you go to if you’re a giant?… High school.
  110. I never took geometry in high school I heard it was for squares.
  111. I tried to start a hide and seek club in high school But I couldn’t find the advisor
  112. One of my best teachers in high school was a turtle. I remember everything he tortoise.
  113. What do you call the leader of an AP biology gang?… The Nucleus.
  114. Teacher: Where did your mom go to high school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Mother’s Day Jokes & Alaska Jokes)
  115. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey…. Dewey who?… Dewey have to go to school today? (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  116. What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?… Bookworms. (Fishing Jokes & Library Jokes)
  117. Teacher: Everybody hand in your homework, please. Students: Teacher, it’s the first day of school. We didn’t have any homework. Teacher: That’s right, and that’s the last excuse for not doing your homework that I’ll accept for the rest of the year. (Teacher Jokes & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  118. What line from Shakespeare do high school moles have to memorize?… “To mole or not to mole, this is the question.” (Mole Day Jokes)
  119. Where do [state] high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  120. Did you hear there is no longer an essay requirement on the SAT?… Now it’s just going to be called the T. (Grammar Jokes)
  121. Why don’t ghosts like to go to prom?… Because they have no body to dance with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  122. Which are the stronger days of the week?…Saturday and Sunday.
  123. The rest are weekdays.
  124. How do high school athletes stay cool during a game?…They sit near the fans! (Top Sports Jokes)
  125. How does a high school student make a tissue dance?…Put a little boogey in it!
  126. In biology class, why don’t skeletons fight each other?…They don’t have the guts. (Top Biology Jokes)
  127. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the local high school?…Probably not, he is still sleeping.
  128. What did the high school math book tell the #2 pencil?…. I have a lot of problems. (Top Math Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
  129. What do a chicken and a high school band have in common?….They both have drum sticks!
  130. What did Sir Mix-A-Lot say in high school?… Baby Got Backpack.
  131. What do call a high school student afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic. (Top Christmas Jokes)
  132. Why is it so hot in a high school football stadium after a game?…. All the fans have left! (Top Sports Jokes)
  133. Why couldn’t the moebius strip enroll at the school?… They required an orientation.
  134. When do students need to climb the ladder?… To get to High School.
  135. Did you hear the joke about the high school construction project?…. I’m still working on it!
  136. Age is just a number. On my 40th birthday, I went to the high school track to see what I could do in the mile run, and I set a new personal best! Half a mile!
  137. I heard they put a new wing on the school… That is true, but it still won’t fly.
  138. Why don’t farts graduate high school? Because they always get expelled.
  139. Why was the high school music teacher controversial? Because he had his students read band books.
  140. I ran into my high school bully yesterday Unfortunately he was wearing his seatbelt
  141. Why did the high school girl only answer questions 1, 3, 5 and 7 on her exam? Because she literally can’t even.
  142. Why can’t fish pass high school? They’re all below C level.
  143. Where do you put smart hot dogs?…. On honor rolls! (Top Summer Jokes)
  144. What do you get when you cross Chem AP and junior year?… Sadness.
  145. Why was the high school student’s report card wet?… It was below C level!
  146. What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?….Shore. (Top Summer Jokes)
  147. Why did the high school student bury all his money?…. to make his soil rich!
  148. Where can you find an ocean without water?….on a map! (Top Geography Jokes)
  149. What kind of chain is edible?….A food chain. (Top Biology Jokes)
  150. What is a robot’s favorite snack?….Computer chips!
  151. Why did the high school stare at the automobile’s radio?….He wanted to watch a car-tune.
  152. When is a high school theater clumsy?… When the curtain falls.
  153. Why was the high school textbook in the hospital?… Because it hurt his spine.
  154. Why did the high school student throw a clock out the window?…He wanted time to fly.
  155. What did the dentist give to the high school marching band?…A TUBA toothpaste.
  156. Why shouldn’t  you tell the joke about the ceiling to a high school student?… It’s way over his / her head.
  157. What did one high school math book say to the other?…You think you’ve got problems. (Top Math Jokes)
  158. Why are fish so smart?… They travel in schools! (Top Elementary School Jokes)
  159. What is a robotics student’s favorite snack? … Computer chips!
  160. Why did the high school put his money in the freezer? … He wanted cold hard cash!
  161. Driver’s Education Joke: Knock Knock!…Who’s there?…Cargo!…Cargo who?…CarGo Beep Beep!
  162. Two high school graduates are discussing their future college plans. The first says “I’m planning on going into farming, it’s what my father did and it makes good money.” The second asks “What type of farming? Wheat, corn, livestock?” “I don’t know man, there are so many fields to choose from.”
  163. High School Party: Knock Knock. Who’s there?…Dishes….Dishes who?…Dishes the police, come out with your hands up!!
  164. What state has the the loudest high school students?… ILL-I-NOISE! (Top U.S. State Jokes)
  165. University is similar to high school… To a degree.
  166. The jokes section on Reddit reminds me of the brilliant work of a perfect A+ student I went to High School with But only in the sense that literally everything he ever wrote was plagiarized.
  167. I just saw my high school teacher the other day and she didn’t remember who I was…… I was home schooled.
  168. The valedictorian from my high school was convicted yesterday as an accessory to murder. Everyone always said he would accomplice something.
  169. In high school math class … I owned a car and I was good at calculus. They made me the “designated deriver.”
  170. It turns out my high school Chemistry teacher was right… Alcohol IS a solution.
  171. In high school some kids told me they’d give me $20 to hang out with them. Turns out it was just clique bait.
  172. High school was really nasty for me. I got bullied a lot, got called names. The school eventually had to call my mom. She just said “he’s my son I’ll call him whatever I want”
  173. Why can’t you do your calculus homework on a Friday night?… Because you can’t drink and derive.
  174. Why was the geometry book sad?… Because it had too many problems.
  175. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?… She couldn’t control her pupils!

Why did the home economics student throw the butter out the window?… to see a butterfly!How was that high school band Camping Trip?…Intense (in-tents)!Why are high school mascots never hungry?…Because they are always stuffed!What is the only bow that a high school student can’t tie?…Rainbow!What do you call a high school student with carrots in its ears?… Anything you want, he can’t hear you!Why did the high school baseball player get arrested? … Because he stole second base! (Top Sports Jokes)Why did high school nurse tip toe past the medicine cabinet? … She didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills.Have you heard the joke about the high school baseball? … It’ll leave you in stitches. (Top Sports Jokes)If two is a pair and three is a crowd, what are four and five? … Nine! (Top Math Jokes)What did the framed student artwork say to the wall?… I was framed!What did one high school cafeteria plate say to the other plate?…Lunch (dinner, or breakfast) is on me!What is a witch’s favorite class?…Spelling!Biology Joke: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?…He had NO BODY to go with.Biology Joke: What did one eye say to the other eye?… Something between us smells!

What kind of school do you graduate from if you’re a giant?… High school. (Graduation Jokes)

  1. Teacher: Why can’t you work in an orange juice factory? Middle School Student: I don’t know. Why? Teacher: Because you can’t concentrate! (Labor Day Jokes)
  2. What did the high school student’s artwork say to the wall?… I was framed


Google Search “Prom Jokes”

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best prom jokes.
  2. What month should you never ask to the Prom?… “NO” vember! (November Jokes)
  3. What school teaches a student how to greet a date’s parents on prom night?… Hi School. (High School Jokes)
  4. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the prom if you think she will say yes. (Alaska Jokes)
  5. My son didn’t expect me to pay for his share of the prom night limo rental, but he asked me anyway… It was a bit of a stretch.
  6. What does this joke and a overcrowded prom have in common?… One really bad punch line.
  7. A student goes to the tuxedo shop, there’s a long line…. He goes to the limousine shop, there’s a long line… When prom rolls around, he goes to get a drink, but there’s no punch line.
  8. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?… Cause he had no body to go with.
  9. What does an APUSH student talk about during prom?… The good old days! (U.S. History Jokes)
  10. Students going to prom: Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey….Dewey who?… Dewey have to take a breathalizer? (Police Jokes)
  11. What does a volleyball player do at prom?… Spike the punch. (Volleyball Jokes)
  12. Why do archaeologists always get invited to prom?… Because they will “date any old thing.” (Archaeology Jokes)
  13. What did the cloud wear to the prom?… a rainbow. (Rainbow Jokes)
  14. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave for the prom, don’t forget the flowers! (Flower Jokes)  
  15. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?…. Just in time for the 1st dance at the prom!
  16. What’s the best place to grow flowers for the prom?… In the kindergarden. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z & Kindergarten Jokes)
  17. Where do cats go for their prom?… The fur ball.
  18. What did the band member use before going to the prom?… A tuba toothpaste! (Music Jokes)
  19. What do you get when you cross an algebra class with the prom?… The quadratic formal. (Algebra Jokes)
  20. Why couldn’t Bruce Wayne find a prom date?… Because he had Bat Breath. (Bat Jokes & Batman Jokes)
  21. I went to an ocean themed prom party… It was a whale of a time. (Whale Jokes)
  22. What bow can’t be tied on prom night?… A rainbow! (Rainbow Jokes & Prom Jokes)
  23. Where did the Spiderman find his prom date?… On the World Wide Web. (Spider Jokes)
  24. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys prom night! (Summer Jokes)
  25. What did the students say as they were leaving the prom?… We are off, like the prom King’s Tuxedo jacket.
  26. Why did the orange take a prune to prom?… Because he couldn’t find a date!
  27. What does a biologist wear to prom?… Designer jeans (genes). (Biology Jokes)
  28. Where do cows go before prom?… To the moooooovies. (Cow Jokes)
  29. Who did the zombie take to the prom?… His ghoul-friend! (Clean Prom Jokes & Zombie Jokes)
  30. What is the dress code at a pasta prom?… Bowtie. (Pasta Jokes)
  31. Why wasn’t the car able to go to prom?… It didn’t have good at-tire! (Car Jokes)
  32. Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves at the reindeer prom?… Dancer! (Reindeer Jokes) 
  33. Why did the girl turn down the invisible man?… Cause she just couldn’t see going to prom with him! (Super Hero Jokes)
  34. Why did the boy bring a fig to the prom?… Because he couldn’t find a date!
  35. What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & High School Jokes)
  36. Why was the boy wearing sunglasses on the prom?… He had a bright date! (Summer Jokes)
  37. Me and my high school prom date are marrying next year… Hers is in January and mine in November! (Wedding Jokes)
  38. Do you know what my prom dates suit is made out of?… Boyfriend Material. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  39. Do you know what my prom dates dress is made out of?… Girlfriend Material. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  40. What do you call a well-dressed lion on prom night?… A dandy lion! (Lion Jokes & Flower Jokes)  
  41. What do Star Wars Destroyers wear to the prom?… A bow TIE. (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
  42. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about prom?
  43. Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?…Because he had no body to dance with! (Biology Jokes / Halloween Jokes / High School Jokes)
  44. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?.. His ghoul friend. (Halloween Jokes)
  45. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad it’s prom night?
  46. Why did 4 not ask 2 to prom?… He was two squared. (Math Jokes)
  47. Why couldn’t the broom go to the prom?… Because he was always sweeping during class!
  48. 20 years ago I asked my high school love out to Prom, today I ask her to marry me… Both times she said no.
  49. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good prom knock-knock joke?
  50. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?…. Just in time for the last dance at the prom!
  51. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good prom knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  52. What did the shark say to the marlin at prom?… Lookin’ Sharp. (Shark Jokes)
  53. Where did the spider find his prom date?… On the World Wide Web. (Spider Jokes)
  54. What did the students say as they were leaving the prom?… We are off, like the prom Queen’s shoes.
  55. Why did the jock wear sunglasses to prom?… He had a bright date.
  56. Where do lightning bolts go to for prom?… To cloud! (Rain Jokes)
  57. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?… You might think it’s because he has no body to go with, but in reality it’s just because he’s dead.
  58. The high school for the blind had the best prom… Everyone danced like no one was watching.
  59. I heard of a high school prom that had the best drink in the world… Couldn’t find the punch line though.
  60. How do memes go to the proms?… In a lmaosine