- 180 School Jokes
- Elementary School Jokes
- Middle School Jokes
- High School Jokes
- Teacher Jokes
- Principal Jokes
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! There are many more high school jokes.
- A book never written: “High School Math” by Cal Q. Luss. (Calculus Jokes & High School Jokes)
- What school teaches you how to greet people?… Hi School.
- Why did the M&M go to high school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! (Candy Jokes for Kids)
- What kind of school do you go to if you’re a giant?… High school.
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey…. Dewey who?… Dewey have to go to school today? (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?… Bookworms. (Fishing Jokes & Library Jokes)
- Teacher: Everybody hand in your homework, please. Students: Teacher, it’s the first day of school. We didn’t have any homework. Teacher: That’s right, and that’s the last excuse for not doing your homework that I’ll accept for the rest of the year. (Teacher Jokes & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
Why is a high school band like a fish?…. They both have scales!Why are cheerleaders on the bottom of the pyramid smarter than the ones at the top?… Because they understand.Did you hear there is no longer an essay requirement on the SAT?… Now it’s just going to be called the T. (Top Tutoring Jokes)Why don’t ghosts like to go to prom?… Because they have no body to dance with. (Top Halloween Jokes)Which are the stronger days of the week?…Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.How do high school athletes stay cool during a game?…They sit near the fans! (Top Sports Jokes)How does a high school student make a tissue dance?…Put a little boogey in it!In biology class, Why don’t skeletons fight each other?…They don’t have the guts. (Top Biology Jokes)Did you hear about the kidnapping at the local high school?…Probably not, he is still sleeping.What did the high school math book tell the #2 pencil?….I have a lot of problems. (Top Math Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)What do a chicken and a high school band have in common?….They both have drum sticks!
What do call a high school student afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic. (Top Christmas Jokes)Why is it so hot in a high school football stadium after a game?…. All the fans have left! (Top Sports Jokes)Did you hear the joke about the high school construction project?…. I’m still working on it!I heard they put a new wing on the school….That is true, but it still won’t fly.Where do you put smart hot dogs?…. On honor rolls! (Top Summer Jokes)What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?….Shore. (Top Summer Jokes)Why did the high school student bury all his money?…. to make his soil rich!Where can you find an ocean without water?….on a map! (Top Geography Jokes)What kind of chain is edible?….A food chain. (Top Biology Jokes)What is a robot’s favorite snack?….Computer chips!Why did the high school stare at the automobile’s radio?….He wanted to watch a car-tune.When is a high school theater clumsy?….When the curtain falls.
Why was the high school textbook in the hospital?…Because it hurt his spine.Why did the high school student throw a clock out the window?…He wanted time to fly.What did the dentist give to the high school marching band?…A TUBA toothpasteWhy shouldn’t you tell the joke about the ceiling to a high school student?… It’s way over his / her head.What did one high school math book say to the other?…You think you’ve got problems. (Top Math Jokes)Why are fish so smart?… They travel in schools! (Top Elementary School Jokes)What is a robotics student’s favorite snack? … Computer chips!Why did the high school put his money in the freezer? … He wanted cold hard cash!Driver’s Education Joke: Knock Knock!…Who’s there?…Cargo!…Cargo who?…CarGo Beep Beep!High School Party: Knock Knock. Who’s there?…Dishes….Dishes who?…Dishes the police, come out with your hands up!!What state has the the loudest high school students?… ILL-I-NOISE! (Top U.S. State Jokes)
Why did the home economics student throw the butter out the window?… to see a butterfly!How was that high school band Camping Trip?…Intense (in-tents)!Why are high school mascots never hungry?…Because they are always stuffed!What is the only bow that a high school student can’t tie?…Rainbow!What do you call a high school student with carrots in its ears?… Anything you want, he can’t hear you!Why did the high school baseball player get arrested? … Because he stole second base! (Top Sports Jokes)Why did high school nurse tip toe past the medicine cabinet? … She didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills.Have you heard the joke about the high school baseball? … It’ll leave you in stitches. (Top Sports Jokes)If two is a pair and three is a crowd, what are four and five? … Nine! (Top Math Jokes)What did the framed student artwork say to the wall?… I was framed!What did one high school cafeteria plate say to the other plate?…Lunch (dinner, or breakfast) is on me!What is a witch’s favorite class?…Spelling!Biology Joke: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?…He had NO BODY to go with.Biology Joke: What did one eye say to the other eye?… Something between us smells!