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(St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers)

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  1. Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
  2. Teacher #1: My new student is from Ireland. Teacher #2: Oh, really? …. Teacher #1: No, O’Reilly!
  3. Did you know my math teacher is from Ireland?… He is “Pi” – rish! (Pi Day Jokes for Teachers & Math Jokes for Teachers)
  4. Why do teachers wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? …. Regular rocks are too heavy. (Geology Jokes)
  5. Why are leprechauns bad teachers?…. Because they’re very short-tempered! (Leprechaun Jokes)
  6. Do leprechauns make good elementary school secretaries? …. Sure, they’re great at shorthand! (Leprechaun Jokes)
  7. How can you tell if an Irish student is having a good time? …. He’s Dublin over with laughter! (World Geography Jokes)
  8. Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you were a better student.
  9. Are people jealous of the Irish high school teachers?… Sure, they’re green with envy! (High School Jokes)
  10. Are people jealous of the Irish students?… Sure, they’re green with envy!
  11. Why can’t you borrow lunch money from a leprechaun? …. Because they’re always a little short. (Leprechaun Jokes)
  12. How can you tell if an Irish teacher is having a good time? …. He’s Dublin over with laughter! (World Geography Jokes)
  13. How can you tell if an Irish principal is having a good time? …. He’s Dublin over with laughter! (World Geography Jokes)
  14. “My principal is an Irishman.” ….”Oh, really?” …. “No, O’Reilly!” (Principal Jokes)
  15. Do leprechauns make good high school secretaries? …. Sure, they’re great at shorthand!
  16. Do leprechauns make good middle school secretaries? …. Sure, they’re great at shorthand!
  17. Why do students wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? …. Regular rocks are too heavy.
  18. Why principals wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? …. Regular rocks are too heavy.
  19. “My teacher is Irish.” ….”Oh, really?” …. “No, O’Reilly!”
  20. Did you know my high school math teacher is from Ireland?… He is “Pi” – rish! (Pi Day Jokes for Teachers)
  21. Did you know my college math professor is from Ireland?… He is “Pi” – rish! (Pi Day Jokes for Teachers)
  22. More St. Patrick’s Day Jokes Son: Dad, I met an Irish girl on St. Patrick’s Day. Dad: Oh, really? Son: No, O’Reilly!
  23. Why don’t you iron 4-Leaf clovers? …. Because you don’t want to press your luck.
  24. How is a best friend like a 4-leaf clover?…. Because they are hard to find and lucky to have.
  25. What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day? …. St. O’Claus! (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
  26. How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? …. He’s Dublin over with laughter! (World Geography Jokes)
  27. “I married an Irishman on St. Patrick’s Day.” ….”Oh, really?” …. “No, O’Reilly!”
  28. What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone? …. A sham rock
  29. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? …. Regular rocks are too heavy.
  30. What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player?…. The Halfback of Notre Dame! (101 Sports Jokes)
  31. Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato? ….To keep from falling in the stew!
  32. Do leprechauns make good secretaries? …. Sure, they’re great at shorthand!
  33. How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold? …. He took a shortcut!
  34. What do leprechauns love to barbecue? …. Short ribs!
  35. Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with? …. Because they’re very short-tempered!
  36. What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? …. A sham rock
  37. Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day? …. Because they’re always wearing green
  38. When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato? …. When it’s a FRENCH fry!
  39. What does it mean when you find a horseshoe? …. Some poor horse is going barefoot!
  40. Why is a river rich? …. Because it has two banks.
  41. What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green? …. A Jolly Green Giant
  42. Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland? …. He couldn’t afford plane fare. (Animal Jokes)
  43. Why do leprechauns hide behind 4-leafclovers and not 3-leafclovers? …. They need all the luck they can get!
  44. What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river? …. He gets wet!
  45. Have you ever heard of the 6-leaf clover? …. I haven’t either!

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  1. What is Irish diplomacy? …. It’s the ability to tell a man to go to hell. So that he will look forward to making the trip.
  2. Why do leprechauns have pots o’gold? …. They like to “go” first class!
  3. How did the Irish Jig get started? … Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
  4. What do ghosts drink on St Patrick’s Day? …. BOOs (Halloween Jokes)
  5. What do you call a diseased Irish criminal? …. A leper con