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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! There are many more high school jokes.
  2. What is the #1 Christmas present for a high school music teacher?… a broken drum. You can’t beat it! (Christmas Jokes for Teachers)
  3. How does a high school student make a tissue dance?… Put a little boogey in it!
  4. What’s the difference between a high school teacher and a train?… A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!” (Train Jokes & Gum Jokes)
  5. Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school?… Because they’re all in high school. (Elementary School Jokes & Giraffe Jokes)
  6. I somehow managed to make it through high school math while only memorizing even numbers… What are the odds?
  7. What do you call a 10th grader taking chemistry?… A Soph – Mol. (Mole Day Jokes & Chemistry Jokes)
  8. What kind of test do chemistry students like best?… Mole-tiple choice. (Mole Day Jokes)
  9. Spring Fever: Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper.” Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: “First Question: Which tire was flat?” (Spring Jokes)
  10. My 10 year high school reunion was this weekend… I ran into these twin brothers I hadn’t seen since graduation, and I thought to myself.. “Well, you two still look the same.” (College Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
  11.  Why did the middle school student go to the top of the school?… Because he wanted to go to high school.
  12. Name a bus you can never enter?… A syllabus. (College Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
  13. College is similar to high school… To a degree. (College Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
  14. What should you grow in a high school garden?… Human beans! (Flower Jokes)
  15. There was a kidnapping in the local high school… Luckily a teacher woke him up.
  16. How does a high school science teacher freshen her breath?… With experi-mints! (Science Jokes)
  17. Why isn’t there a clock in the high school library?… Because it tocks too much. (Library Jokes)
  18. What’s the only class in high school with makeup exams? Cosmetology.
  19. Why did the middle school teacher draw on the window?… Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear! (Top 10 Teacher Jokes)
  20. How are coffee beans like high school kids?… They’re always getting grounded. (Coffee Jokes)
  21. Why didn’t the freshman go to the pirate movie?… Because it was rated arrrrr
  22. Why did the boy take a ladder to school?… Because he wanted to get to high school.
  23. A book never written: “High School Math” by Cal Q. Luss. (Calculus Jokes & High School Jokes)
  24. What’s a middle school teacher’s favorite nation?… Expla-nation. (World Geography)
  25. What school teaches you how to greet people?… Hi School.
  26. Why did the M&M go to high school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! (Candy Jokes for Kids)
  27. How many freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course.
  28. Why did the freshman eat his homework?… Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
  29. Why is a elementary school band like a fish?…. They both have scales! (Music Jokes)
  30. Why didn’t the mermaid finish high school? Because her grades were always under the C.
  31. We had a band in High School called 1023 Megabytes. We never made it to a gig.
  32. Why didn’t the sun go to high school?… Because it already had a million degrees! (College Jokes)
  33. Why are high school cheerleaders on the bottom of the pyramid smarter than the ones at the top?… Because they understand. (Top 10 Sports Jokes & Cheerleading Jokes)
  34. My 10 year high school reunion was this weekend… I ran into these twin brothers I hadn’t seen since graduation, and I thought to myself.. “Well, you two still look the same.”
  35. Why did the middle school students study in the airplane?… Because they wanted higher grades. (Plane Jokes)
  1. Why are fish so smart? They travel in schools! 
  2. What’s a witch’s favorite class? Spelling! 
  3. What did the math book tell the pencil? I’ve got a lot of problems. 
  4. Why was the book in the hospital? It hurt its spine.
  5.  I heard they put a new wing in the school. That’s true, but it still won’t fly. 
  6. What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man? Sundae school. 
  7. What kind of school do you go to if you’re a surfer? Boarding school. 
  8. Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school? Because she sprained her angle! 
  9. Middle School Teacher: Can you tell us where they signed the Declaration of Independence? Student: Of course, ma’am. At the bottom. 
  10. When is a theater clumsy? When the curtain falls. 
  11. A boy comes back from school and his mom asks, “What did you learn today?” He replies, “Not enough, they’re making me go back tomorrow.” 
  12. Why was school easier for cave people? There was no history to study! 
  13. A book that was never written: When Does School Start? by Wendy Belrings 
  14. I threw my old laptop in the ocean. Now there’s a Dell rollin’ in the deep. 
  15. Math teacher: A man from Los Angeles drove toward New York at 250 miles per hour and a man from New York drove toward Los Angeles at 150 m.p.h. Where did they meet? Student: In jail. 
  16. A teacher asks her student, “Joe, why did you eat your homework?” Joe replies, “Because I don’t have a dog.” 
  17. Why do they never serve beer at a math party? Because you can’t drink and derive.
  18. What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? SWAG
  19. A high school student struggles to pass his tests but decides, one day, to pull himself together. After weeks of hard work and dedication, his grades start picking up. A month passes and the semester is finally over. He approaches his father and shows him his grades. The father looks dramatically into his son’s eyes and says: “long time no C”.
  20. What kind of school do you go to if you’re a giant?… High school.
  21. I never took geometry in high school I heard it was for squares.
  22. I tried to start a hide and seek club in high school But I couldn’t find the advisor
  23. One of my best teachers in high school was a turtle. I remember everything he tortoise.
  24. What do you call the leader of an AP biology gang?… The Nucleus.
  25. Teacher: Where did your mom go to high school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Mother’s Day Jokes & Alaska Jokes)
  26. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey…. Dewey who?… Dewey have to go to school today? (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  27. What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?… Bookworms. (Fishing Jokes & Library Jokes)
  28. Teacher: Everybody hand in your homework, please. Students: Teacher, it’s the first day of school. We didn’t have any homework. Teacher: That’s right, and that’s the last excuse for not doing your homework that I’ll accept for the rest of the year. (Teacher Jokes & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  29. What line from Shakespeare do high school moles have to memorize?… “To mole or not to mole, this is the question.” (Mole Day Jokes)
  30. Where do [state] high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  31. Did you hear there is no longer an essay requirement on the SAT?… Now it’s just going to be called the T. (Grammar Jokes)
  32. Why don’t ghosts like to go to prom?… Because they have no body to dance with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  33. Which are the stronger days of the week?…Saturday and Sunday.
  34. The rest are weekdays.
  35. How do high school athletes stay cool during a game?…They sit near the fans! (Top Sports Jokes)
  36. How does a high school student make a tissue dance?…Put a little boogey in it!
  37. In biology class, why don’t skeletons fight each other?…They don’t have the guts. (Top Biology Jokes)
  38. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the local high school?…Probably not, he is still sleeping.
  39. What did the high school math book tell the #2 pencil?…. I have a lot of problems. (Top Math Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
  40. What do a chicken and a high school band have in common?….They both have drum sticks!
  41. What did Sir Mix-A-Lot say in high school?… Baby Got Backpack.
  42. What do call a high school student afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic. (Top Christmas Jokes)
  43. Why is it so hot in a high school football stadium after a game?…. All the fans have left! (Top Sports Jokes)
  44. Why couldn’t the moebius strip enroll at the school?… They required an orientation.
  45. When do students need to climb the ladder?… To get to High School.
  46. Did you hear the joke about the high school construction project?…. I’m still working on it!
  47. Age is just a number. On my 40th birthday, I went to the high school track to see what I could do in the mile run, and I set a new personal best! Half a mile!
  48. I heard they put a new wing on the school… That is true, but it still won’t fly.
  49. Why don’t farts graduate high school? Because they always get expelled.
  50. Why was the high school music teacher controversial? Because he had his students read band books.
  51. I ran into my high school bully yesterday Unfortunately he was wearing his seatbelt
  52. Why did the high school girl only answer questions 1, 3, 5 and 7 on her exam? Because she literally can’t even.
  53. Why can’t fish pass high school? They’re all below C level.
  54. Where do you put smart hot dogs?…. On honor rolls! (Top Summer Jokes)
  55. What do you get when you cross Chem AP and junior year?… Sadness.
  56. Why was the high school student’s report card wet?… It was below C level!
  57. What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?….Shore. (Top Summer Jokes)
  58. Why did the high school student bury all his money?…. to make his soil rich!
  59. Where can you find an ocean without water?….on a map! (Top Geography Jokes)
  60. What kind of chain is edible?….A food chain. (Top Biology Jokes)
  61. What is a robot’s favorite snack?….Computer chips!
  62. Why did the high school stare at the automobile’s radio?….He wanted to watch a car-tune.
  63. When is a high school theater clumsy?… When the curtain falls.
  64. Why was the high school textbook in the hospital?… Because it hurt his spine.
  65. Why did the high school student throw a clock out the window?…He wanted time to fly.
  66. What did the dentist give to the high school marching band?…A TUBA toothpaste.
  67. Why shouldn’t  you tell the joke about the ceiling to a high school student?… It’s way over his / her head.
  68. What did one high school math book say to the other?…You think you’ve got problems. (Top Math Jokes)
  69. Why are fish so smart?… They travel in schools! (Top Elementary School Jokes)
  70. What is a robotics student’s favorite snack? … Computer chips!
  71. Why did the high school put his money in the freezer? … He wanted cold hard cash!
  72. Driver’s Education Joke: Knock Knock!…Who’s there?…Cargo!…Cargo who?…CarGo Beep Beep!
  73. Two high school graduates are discussing their future college plans. The first says “I’m planning on going into farming, it’s what my father did and it makes good money.” The second asks “What type of farming? Wheat, corn, livestock?” “I don’t know man, there are so many fields to choose from.”
  74. High School Party: Knock Knock. Who’s there?…Dishes….Dishes who?…Dishes the police, come out with your hands up!!
  75. What state has the the loudest high school students?… ILL-I-NOISE! (Top U.S. State Jokes)
  76. University is similar to high school… To a degree.
  77. The jokes section on Reddit reminds me of the brilliant work of a perfect A+ student I went to High School with But only in the sense that literally everything he ever wrote was plagiarized.
  78. I just saw my high school teacher the other day and she didn’t remember who I was…… I was home schooled.
  79. The valedictorian from my high school was convicted yesterday as an accessory to murder. Everyone always said he would accomplice something.
  80. In high school math class … I owned a car and I was good at calculus. They made me the “designated deriver.”
  81. It turns out my high school Chemistry teacher was right… Alcohol IS a solution.
  82. In high school some kids told me they’d give me $20 to hang out with them. Turns out it was just clique bait.
  83. High school was really nasty for me. I got bullied a lot, got called names. The school eventually had to call my mom. She just said “he’s my son I’ll call him whatever I want”
  84. Why can’t you do your calculus homework on a Friday night?… Because you can’t drink and derive.
  85. Why was the geometry book sad?… Because it had too many problems.
  86. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?… She couldn’t control her pupils!

Why did the home economics student throw the butter out the window?… to see a butterfly!How was that high school band Camping Trip?…Intense (in-tents)!Why are high school mascots never hungry?…Because they are always stuffed!What is the only bow that a high school student can’t tie?…Rainbow!What do you call a high school student with carrots in its ears?… Anything you want, he can’t hear you!Why did the high school baseball player get arrested? … Because he stole second base! (Top Sports Jokes)Why did high school nurse tip toe past the medicine cabinet? … She didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills.Have you heard the joke about the high school baseball? … It’ll leave you in stitches. (Top Sports Jokes)If two is a pair and three is a crowd, what are four and five? … Nine! (Top Math Jokes)What did the framed student artwork say to the wall?… I was framed!What did one high school cafeteria plate say to the other plate?…Lunch (dinner, or breakfast) is on me!What is a witch’s favorite class?…Spelling!Biology JokeWhy didn’t the skeleton go to the party?…He had NO BODY to go with.Biology JokeWhat did one eye say to the other eye?… Something between us smells!

What kind of school do you graduate from if you’re a giant?… High school. (Graduation Jokes)

  1. Teacher: Why can’t you work in an orange juice factory? Middle School Student: I don’t know. Why? Teacher: Because you can’t concentrate! (Labor Day Jokes)
  2. What did the high school student’s artwork say to the wall?… I was framed