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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best geology jokes in the world. (Knock Knock Jokes)
  2. Shark Pun: You’ve got me between a rock and a shark place.
  3. Utah Pun: Utah’s beauty is rock solid! (Utah Jokes)
  4. Utah Pun: Utah rocks! (Utah Jokes)
  5. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?… ‘Cause real rocks are too heavy!
  6. What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? …. A sham rock.
  7. You know you overdid it on St. Patrick’s Day when you think you’re kissing the Blarney Stone and then it kisses back.
  8. What is a leprechaun’s favorite type of music?… Sham-rock ‘n’ roll. (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  9. What do you call Dwayne Johnson’s stunt double?… The Sham-Rock! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  10. The explanations geologists give for the cause of an earthquake are pretty faulty. (Earthquake Jokes)
  11. Why do teachers wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? …. Regular rocks are too heavy. (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers)
  12. Did you hear about the Hawaiian geologist who died?… Apparently, she fell head over heels in lava. (Hawaii Jokes & Volcano Jokes)
  13. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? …. Regular rocks are too heavy. (Geology Jokes)
  14. What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone? …. A sham rock. (Geology Jokes)
  15. Mauna Loa hasn’t erupted in over 30 years, but I’ve been told “Lava will find a way.” (Geology Jokes & Volcano Jokes)