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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best geology jokes in the world. (Knock Knock Jokes)
  2. Why did the geologist’s wife leave him?… He took her for granite. (Divorce Jokes)
  3. When it comes to national monuments, less and less people are visiting Mount Rushmore… Sadly, I think they just take it for granite. (South Dakota Jokes & Geology Jokes)
  4. Are you looking for rock jokes?… Let’s see what we can dig up.
  5. What rock do Massachusetts geologists play with the most?… Plymouth Rock.
  6. Shark Pun: You’ve got me between a rock and a shark place.
  7. What’s Indiana Jones least favorite band?… The Rolling Stones. (365 Music Jokes)
  8. What’s geologist’s favorite rock band?… Stone Temple Pilots.
  9. Why is a geologist sad?… Because his career is in ruins.
  10. Utah Pun: Utah’s beauty is rock solid! (Utah Jokes)
  11. Utah Pun: Utah rocks! (Utah Jokes)
  12. Do you know why the geologist never got married?… Bad dates. (Marriage Jokes)
  13. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?… ‘Cause real rocks are too heavy!
  14. What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? …. A sham rock.
  15. Why did the rock shower every morning?… He wanted to start with a clean slate.
  16. You know you overdid it on St. Patrick’s Day when you think you’re kissing the Blarney Stone and then it kisses back.
  17. What is a leprechaun’s favorite type of music?… Sham-rock ‘n’ roll. (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  18. What do you call Dwayne Johnson’s stunt double?… The Sham-Rock! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  19. The explanations geologists give for the cause of an earthquake are pretty faulty. (Earthquake Jokes)
  20. Why do teachers wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? …. Regular rocks are too heavy. (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers)
  21. That priest from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was actually a really inspirational guy… He touched so many hearts.
  22. Did you hear about the Hawaiian geologist who died?… Apparently, she fell head over heels in lava. (Hawaii Jokes & Volcano Jokes)
  23. Why did the tectonic plates break up?… It wasn’t anyone’s fault, there was just too much friction between them.
  24. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? …. Regular rocks are too heavy. (Geology Jokes)
  25. What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone? …. A sham rock. (Geology Jokes)
  26. Mauna Loa hasn’t erupted in over 30 years, but I’ve been told “Lava will find a way.” (Geology Jokes & Volcano Jokes)
  27. Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap?… Because it was on shale.
  28. My son is playing with the newly assembled LEGO truck after playing “Lego Indiana Jones” for a bit. In the course of playing, he says “I’m driving to Indiana Jonestown!” To which I replied “Well once you get there, don’t drink the Kool-Aid, Junior” (Lego Jokes)
  29. Why are geologists no fun at parties?… They like to be stone-cold sober.
  30. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Indiana Jones jokes.
  31. What’s Indiana Jones’s favorite rock band?… Stone Temple Pilots. (365 Music Jokes)
  32. Why is Indiana Jones sad?… Because his career is in ruins. (Career Blogs & Labor Day Jokes)
  33. Do you know why Indiana Jones never got married?… Bad dates. (Marriage Jokes)
  34. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the actor who plays Indiana Jones? (Barber Jokes)
  35. Why should you never tell jokes about radon, cobalt, and yttrium?… They are just too CoRnY.
  36. Indiana Jones uncovered an ancient sport?… the 100m Boulder Dash. (Track and Field Jokes & Colorado Jokes)
  37. What do you call Indiana Jones in a Scandinavian river?… Harrison Fjord
  38. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the 1st Indiana Jones movie? (Canoe Jokes)
  39. Indiana Jones competes in a Colorado Track and Field event?… the 100m Boulder Dash. (Track and Field Jokes & Colorado Jokes)
  40. What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing?… Au revoir.
  41. What did the metamorphic rock say during the test?… This is too much pressure.
  42. What is Harrison Ford’s favorite sporting event?… The Indy 500. (Indiana Jones Jokes & Indianapolis 500 Jokes)
  43. If Harrison Ford’s son were in the Navy, what would be his favorite city?… Indy-Annapolis. (Movie Jokes / Navy JokesIndiana Jokes)
  44. Why didn’t Indiana Jones have a Nokia phone?… Because he was too afraid of the Snake game. (Snake Jokes)
  45. Why does no major gaming company make an Indiana Jones game?… Because no one would pay 60$ for an Indie game.
  46. What weapon can you make from potassium, nickel and iron?… A KNiFe.
  47. What’s Indiana Jones’s least favorite beer?… Rolling Rock
  48. Why were Indiana Jones, Lara Croft, and Nathan Drake depressed?… Their careers were in ruins.
  49. Why can’t Indiana Jones find a long lasting relationship?… Bad dates.
  50. Indiana Jones, Lara Croft, and Nathan Drake walk into an ancient temple that has been lost for centuries… They blow it up.
  51. What do you call a skeleton in a fedora?… Indiana Bones. (Hat Jokes)
  52. Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons… If they acquire my parent’s divorce, they will own my entire childhood…
  53. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the last Indiana Jones movie? (Canoe Jokes)
  54. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name ALL the Indiana Jones movies? (Canoe Jokes)
  55. Today my girlfriend told me that I’m Indiana Jones, so I told her… Well in that case, that makes you Diana Jones.
  56. How do geologists like to relax?… In rocking chairs.
  57. Where do geologists study?… At sedimentary school.
  58. What did the motivational geology speaker say?… Don’t take life for granite.
  59. What did the volcano say to his wife? I lava you.
  60. How did the geologist get so good at the dance floor?… She knew the tectonic shuffle.
  61. Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car?… Because they get hammered and stoned.
  62. Why did the geologist take her friends to the quarry for a geologists’ outing?… She wanted them to be boulder.
  63. Did you hear about the geologist who went to jail?… He was charged with basalt and battery.
  64. What did other rocks call the sandstone who thinks it’s a volcanic rock?… A siliclastic.
  65. Which rock group is made up of four men who can’t sing?… Mount Rushmore.
  66. Why did the geologist take her boyfriend to the quarry?… She wanted to get a little boulder.
  67. Why isn’t it safe for a rock to marry a piece of paper?… Because paper beats rock.
  68. Why are rocks hipsters?… Because they were magma before they were cool.
  69. Why are geologists great dates?… They can make your bedrock.
  70. What type of fruit includes Barium and two Sodium?… BaNaNa.
  71. If H20 is water, then what is H204?… It’s for drinking, washing, and swimming.
  72. What do you do with dead geologists?… You barium.
  73. What is the best part about being a geologist?… Your coworkers are down to earth.
  74. How did the rock feel when he got covered in algae?… He was lichen it.
  75. Why did the toddler chew on pebbles?… He wanted to eat rock candy.
  76. How did the geologist develop a career as a sink-hole expert?… She just fell into it.
  77. Where do rocks like to sleep?… In bedrocks.
  78. What do geologists do when they find an empty cup?… Phyllite.
  79. What do you call a can of soda found in a conglomerate?… Coca-Cola Clastic.
  80. Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book on Helium?… She just couldn’t put it down.
  81. Did you hear about the metamorphosis professor who quit?… She really needed a change.
  82. What do geologists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?… A ferrous wheel.
  83. What did the rock say after it failed its driving test?… I don’t want to talc about it.
  84. What did the psychologist tell the geologist?… Every decline is a great breakthrough.
  85. Did you hear about the geologists who stopped talking to each other?… Their relationship eroded slowly over time.
  86. Why is the world so diverse?… Because it contains alkynes of people.
  87. Why do geologists make great boyfriends?… Because they’re so sedimental.
  88. If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?… H2O cubed.
  89. What’s the difference between a geologist and Dwayne Johnson conducting an experiment?… One is a rock scientist and the other is The Rock, scientist.
  90. Why did the volcano sit around all day instead of getting a job?… He was inactive.
  91. Did you see the geologist towing a crate of rocks behind his car?… He had a wide lode sign.
  92. What do you call a rock that never goes to school?… A skipping stone.
  93. What do geologists say when they’re getting ready for commitment?… It’s all ore nothing.
  94. Why wasn’t the geologist hungry?… She lost her apatite.
  95. I don’t like being called a geologist… I prefer the term rock-star.
  96. The geologist was found guilty in a quartz of law.
  97. While in college I got degrees in geology and astronomy… I’m trying to become a rock star.
  98. Never expect perfection from geologists. They all have their faults.
  99. If you want to study geology, you need to be a little boulder.
  100. The new geology teacher hasn’t had it easy… She got off to a rocky start.
  101. Geologists don’t wrinkle, they show lineation.
  102. If you tell a geologist a mountain pun, they won’t ever get over it.
  103. Geology rocks, but Geography is where it’s at.
  104. A rock that won’t go to school is a skipping stone.
  105. Geology is not rocket science. In fact, it’s rock science.
  106. I love the beach. You could even say I was a pebble person.
  107. Geologists are usually hipsters. They are only into underground stuff.
  108. I liked carbon before it was coal.
  109. If your favorite band isn’t the Rolling Stones, then you’re not a real geologist.
  110. There’s no halfway with a geologist, it is all ore nothing.
  111. Mountains aren’t funny, they’re hill-areas.
  112. Why is it hard to be a diamond?… Too much pressure.
  113. What’s a geologist’s favorite ice cream?… Rock erode.
  114. Why won’t minerals ever tell lies?… They’re always in their pure form.
  115. Why did the geologist go on a date to the quarry?… He wanted to be a little boulder.
  116. What did the vampire say to the geologist?… Albite.
  117. What did the geologist say after her date?… Hematype.
  118. Why are geologists never picky in relationships?… Because they will date anything.
  119. What do rocks eat?… Pom-a-granites.
  120. What did the diamond say to its friend copper?… Nothing silly, minerals do not talc.
  121. What did the stone say when he ended up at the bottom of the hill?… That’s how I roll.