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- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Indianapolis 500?
- I’m not a racist, I just believe that…the Indy 500 is superior to all other races.
- What don’t Indianapolis 500 drivers eat before the big race?… In case they get indy-gestion. (Car Jokes)
- What was the snapping turtle doing at the Indianapolis 500?… About 1 mile per hour. (Turtle Jokes)
- What is Indiana Jones’ favorite sporting event?… The Indy 500. (Indiana Jones Jokes)
- What’s the difference between a presidential election and an Indianapolis 500 race?… In Indy 500 they wear their sponsors on their shirts. (Election Jokes)
- Do Indy 500 race drivers stop and take a nap?… Yeah, when they are getting tired. (Napping Jokes)
- What do you get when you run in front of an Indianapolis 500 car?… TIRED (Marathon Jokes)
- What do you get when you run behind an Indianapolis 500 car?… EXHAUSTED (Boston Marathon Jokes)
- Why are penguins good Indianapolis 500 race drivers?… Because they’re always in the pole position! (Penguin Jokes & Car Jokes)
- What is Harrison Ford’s favorite sporting event?… The Indy 500. (Indiana Jones Jokes)
- What did the Indianapolis 500 ace car say to the letter R?… Come and join me!
- What is an Indianapolis 500 race car driver’s least favorite color?… Yellow (Caution Flag). (NASCAR Jokes)
- What is an Indianapolis 500 race car driver’s least favorite color?… a Checkered Flag. (NASCAR Jokes)
- Why aren’t hot dog ads allowed at the Indianapolis 500?… because no-one else would be able to ketchup. (Car Jokes & Hot Dog Jokes)
- You are locked inside an an Indianapolis 500 car with nothing but a lacrosse stick. How do you get out?… Unlock the door, of course!
- My son didn’t expect me to pay for his share of the limo rental for the Indianapolis 500, but he asked me anyway… It was a bit of a stretch. (Dad Jokes & Car Jokes)
- How are defensive lacrosse players like an Indianapolis 500 car?… Midfielders are always told to ride them. (Lacrosse Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Indianapolis 500 knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Indianapolis 500 knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- If Harrison Ford’s son were in the Navy, what would be his favorite city?… Indy-Annapolis. (Indiana Jones Jokes)
- Which island of the coast of Africa does Dale Ernhart Jr. like to go camping?… MadaNASCAR! (Camping Jokes for Kids & World Geography Jokes)
- Why aren’t hot dog ads allowed in NASCAR?… because no-one else would be able to ketchup. (Car Jokes & Hot Dog Jokes)
- What did the ace car say to the letter R?… Come and join me! (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A-Z)
- What’s the difference between a presidential election and a NASCAR race?… In NASCAR they wear their sponsors on their shirts. (Election Jokes)
- What do you call road-tripping to the eclipse?… Going where the sun don’t shine. (Solar Eclipse Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about cars?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good car knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good car knock knock jokes?(June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- I was gonna have a baby at the hospital downtown but the week I was due, all the nurses quit their job and bought Corvettes…. I guess they were having a midwife crisis. (Mother’s Day Jokes & Baby Jokes)
- How did the penguin pass its driving test?.. It winged it!
- What’s a Jedi’s favorite car?… A Toy-Yoda.
- Why wasn’t the car able to go to prom?… It didn’t have good at-tire! (Prom Jokes)
- What is a truck driver’s favorite song?… Interstate Love Song by Stone Temple Pirates.
- Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Car Jokes & Walking Jokes)
- Why are penguins good race drivers?… Because they’re always in the pole position! (NASCAR Jokes for Kids & Car Jokes)
- What’s a gas pump’s favorite holiday?… April Fuel’s Day! (April Fools’s Day Jokes)
- Simple advice: If you drink, don’t drive… And don’t even putt.
- Welcome to Rhode Island! Enjoy it, because you’ll be through it in 40 minutes.” (Rhode Island Jokes)
- Speaking of driving… Rhode Island roads are adventurous because no one knows how to drive.
- One of the best things about Daylight Saving Time is that the clock in my car will finally be correct again. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
- What did Saint Patrick say when he drove all the snakes out of Ireland?… Everyone got seat belts on back there?
- What time is it when you find an elephant in your car?… Time to get a new car
- What’s the most popular automobile brand for presidents?… Lincoln. (Presidents Day Jokes)
- What do bus drivers put on their pancakes for breakfast?… Traffic jam! (Car Jokes)
- Why did pi fail its driving test?… Because it didn’t know when to stop. (Pi Day Jokes)
- What do uber drivers put on their pancakes for breakfast?… Traffic jam! (Car Jokes)
- What do you call a groundhog who drives in the center of the road?… A road hog. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
- How did the Grinch get home from the Christmas party?… He took a Who-ber. (Grinch Jokes)
- My sister bet me a $1,000,000 that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta. (Spaghetti Jokes)
- Did you hear that the spaghetti noodle got into a car accident?… Paramedics tried to save him, but in the end, he pasta-way. (Pasta Jokes & Spaghetti Jokes)
- Welcome to Rhode Island! Enjoy it… because it ends in 40 feet. (Rhode Island Jokes)
- Did you hear about the corn that got run over by a car?… It was creamed corn. (Corn Jokes)
- I got gas today for $1.39… Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell. (Taco Jokes)
- I really hate having to wait till September to drive my new car… Shouldn’t have bought an autumnobile. (Fall Jokes & September Jokes)
- Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?… The Shell station! (Peanut Jokes)
- What was the elephant doing on the freeway?… About 5 M.P. H. (Elephant Jokes)
- On the day I received my learner’s permit, my father agreed to take me out for a driving lesson. With a big grin, he hopped in behind the driver’s seat. “Why aren’t you sitting up front on the passenger’s side?” I asked. “Honey, I’ve been waiting for this ever since you were a little girl,” Dad replied. “Now it’s my turn to sit back here and kick the seat.” (Father’s Day Jokes)
- What do bus drivers put on their pancakes for breakfast?… Traffic jam! (Car Jokes)
- What do uber drivers put on their pancakes for breakfast?… Traffic jam! (Car Jokes)
- Today, on my way to work, I hit a guy riding a skateboard… On a lighter note, I’m selling a lightly used skateboard. (Skateboarding Jokes)
- What do you get when two giraffes collide?… A giraffic jam. (Giraffe Jokes)
- Why did the ice cream truck break down?… Because of the Rocky Road. (Ice Cream Jokes)
- “I had a dream about a muffler last night … I woke up exhausted!” Dad (Father’s Day Jokes)
- What do you get if you walk behind a car?… Exhausted! (Walking Jokes)
- I don’t have a Carbon Footprint… Because I drive everywhere! (Environment Jokes)
- I got hit by a car on my way to my high school graduation… The worst part is, I had the right of passage. (High School Graduation Jokes)
- What kind of vehicle did Watto drive?… A wattomobile. (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
- How many NCAA Final Four basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?… Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it. (Final Four Jokes)
- Yesterday I was walking, and I was wondering why everyone always told me to look both ways before crossing a street… And then it hit me. (Walking Jokes)
- What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge! (Lacrosse Jokes)
- Why did the pencil get a speeding ticket?… He had a lead foot! (Pencil Jokes)
- What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge! (Lacrosse Jokes)
- Why was the car not allowed to play rugby?… It only had one boot. (Rugby Jokes)
- What is a the Cat in the Hat’s favorite brand of car?… The Catillac. (Cat Jokes & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
- Man: “Honey, on this Valentine’s Day, I want to tell you something… I’m not rich like Jack. I don’t have a mansion like Russell. I don’t have a Porsche like Martin. But I do love you and I want to marry you.” Woman: “Oh, dear, I love you too! What was that you said about Martin? (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Where do race cars go swimming?… In a car pool. (Swimming Jokes)
- It’s getting real bad here in California. I just got robbed at the gas station. I called the cops and they asked if I knew who did it. “It was pump #5,” I replied. (Police Jokes)
- How do leaves get from place to place?… With autumn-mobiles. (Fall Jokes & Tree Jokes)
- Why did Spider-Man borrow his parent’s car?… To take it out for a spin. (Spiderman Jokes for Kids)
- Pi had its driver’s license revoked because it didn’t know when to stop. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
- Why shouldn’t people from Texas be allowed to drive?… Because they’re always Texan and driving. (Texas Jokes)
- I got hit by a car on my way to my graduation… The worst part is, I had the right of passage. (Graduation Jokes)
- What do you tell a hitchhiker on Leap Day?… Hop In. (Leap Year Jokes)
- Who does Santa call when his sleigh breaks down?… The Abominable Towman. (Car Jokes)
- What kind of keys do kids like to carry?… Chocolate Chip Cookies! (Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes)
- How do you lift a frozen car?… With a Jack Frost. (Christmas Jokes)
- Why did the middle school student stare at the automobile’s radio?…. He wanted to watch a car-tune. (Middle School Jokes)
- If you want to avoid traffic this Memorial Day then avoid traveling on memorial day weekend.
- I’ve got the deal already worked out – this Black Friday, I’m getting a new Lexus for my wife I think she’s going to be really surprised – but from my perspective, it’s an awesome trade. (Black Friday Jokes)
- Why aren’t hot dog ads allowed in NASCAR?… because no-one else would be able to ketchup. (Hot Dog Jokes & NASCAR Jokes)
- Patient to nurse, “I feel run down.” Nurse, “ What makes you say that?” Patient, “The tire marks across my legs. (Nurse Jokes)
- Why did the physicist throw the stop sign into the ocean?… He was studying sign waves. (Ocean Jokes & Physics Jokes)
- What type of cars do elves drive?… Toy-otas. (Car Jokes & Elf Jokes)
- What do you call a groundhog that drives recklessly?… A road hog. (Groundhog Day Jokes)
- You might be an Alaskan if… You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car. (Alaska Jokes)
- You might be an Alaskan if… You have more miles on your snow blower than your car. (Alaska Jokes)
- If you want to avoid traffic this Memorial Day then avoid traveling on memorial day weekend. (Memorial Day Jokes)
- A woman locked her car key in her car, so she asked a passerby for help. The passerby took off his pants, rolled it into a ball and rubbed it on the car door. The car door springs open. Amazed, the woman asked the passerby how did he do it, to which he replied:”It’s simple, these are khaki pants” (Car Jokes)
- Before I get into Spring Break traffic, I cover my car in Mucinex…It really thins out the congestion. (Car Jokes)
- Why was the giraffe late?… Because he got caught in a giraffic jam!
- What is a race car drivers least favorite color?… Yellow (Caution Flag). (NASCAR Jokes)
- What is a race car drivers least favorite color?… a Checkered Flag. (NASCAR Jokes)
- What do you get when you run in front of a car?… TIRED (Marathon Jokes for Kids)
- What do you get when you run behind a car?… EXHAUSTED (Marathon Jokes for Kids & Track & Field Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?… To get to the other slide. (Lacrosse Jokes)
- What don’t drivers eat before a big race?… In case they get indy-gestion.
- My son didn’t expect me to pay for his share of the prom night limo rental, but he asked me anyway… It was a bit of a stretch. (Dad Jokes & Car Jokes)
- What was the snapping turtle doing on the highway?… About 1 mile per hour.
- Car Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best car jokes.
- A student goes to the tuxedo shop, there’s a long line…. He goes to the limousine shop, there’s a long line… When prom rolls around, he goes to get a drink, but there’s no punch line. (Prom Jokes)