February Jokes

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  1. What do you call Punxsutawney Phil’s laundry?… Hogwash. (Pig Jokes)
  2. What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a puppy?… Ground-dog Day! (Puppy Jokes)
  3. What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?… He became a pound hog! (Dog Jokes)
  4. Why don’t they let Punxsutawney Phil watch TV?… He keeps hogging the remote.
  5. What does Punxsutawney Phil do at a party?… Go hog wild.
  6. What happens if the ground log sees its shadow?… We’ll have six more weeks of splinters! (Tree Jokes)
  7. Why was the groundhog depressed about his den?… He was having a bad lair day! (Psychology Jokes)
  8. What is a groundhog’s favorite color?… Mahogany!
  9. What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a Christmas drink?… Ground Nog Day! (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
  10. What do you call a groundhog that drives recklessly?… A road hog. (Car Jokes)
  11. What do you call a groundhog that plays basketball?… A ball hog. (Basketball Jokes)
  12. Where do sick groundhogs go?… to the hogpital. (Doctor Jokes)
  13. What’s green, has four legs, and jumps out of its hole on February 2?… The ground frog! (Frog Jokes)
  14. What would you get if you crossed Groundhog Day with a puppy?… Ground-dog Day! (Puppy Jokes)
  15. What do you call a groundhog adopted from the Humane Society?… A poundhog. (Puppy Jokes)
  16. What do you call a groundhog who eats too much?… A roundhog.
  17. What do you call a royal groundhog?… A crowned hog.
  18. What do you get when you cross a groundhog with a pistachio?… A green beast who predicts a dry spring, and acts like a nut.
  19. What is a groundhog’s favorite book?… Holes.
  20. What side of the groundhog has the most hair?… The outside.
  21. What should you do if you find a groundhog sleeping in your bed?…  Sleep somewhere else. (Napping Jokes)
  22. Who leaps tall buildings with a single bound?… Superhog. (Super Hero Jokes)
  23. What do you call a groundhog’s laundry?… Hogwash.
  24. How do groundhogs smell?… With their noses. (Biology Jokes)
  25. On Groundhog Day what does it mean if the groundhog sees a stupid monster?… You’ll have six more weeks of stupidity!
  26. Punxsutawney Phil refused to come out. “Gimme just five minutes more!” he said.