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More Ground Hog Day Jokes…

  1. Does anybody know any good Groundhog Day jokes?… I feel like I keep hearing the same ones over and over again.
  2. Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, ‘I bet you don’t know what day this is?’ ‘Of course I do,’ he answered indignantly, as he slammed the door, and drove to his office. At 11 o’clock, the doorbell rang. The wife answered, and there at her front door was a UPS driver, in his had was a box containing 12 red roses. Later, at 2 pm there was another knock at the door, this time it was a deluxe box of Belgian chocolates. Eventually the husband came home, tired after a hard day’s work. His wife greeted him by saying: ‘First the flowers, then the chocolates, I’ve never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!’
  3. What did the French groundhog see when he woke up?… His château. (World Geography Jokes)
  4. Why is coronavirus like Groundhog Day?… If you stick your head outside and encounter another person, you get 6 more weeks of quarantine. (Doctor Jokes)
  5. Which hockey player is best at forecasting the weather?… “Puck” satawny phil. (Rain Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  6. I love February because it contains two of my favorite annual events Groundhog Day, and the State of the Union Address. One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a notoriously unreliable mammal for prognostication with no basis in reality. The other involves a groundhog. (Ground Hog Day & Presidents’ Day Jokes)
  7. What do you call Punxsutawney Phil’s laundry?… Hogwash. (Pig Jokes)
  8. Here we see the majestic Woodchuck, also known as a Groundhog which begs the question… How much ground would a ground hog hog if a ground hog could hog ground?
  9. What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a puppy?… Ground-dog Day! (Puppy Jokes)
  10. What did Peppermint Patty ask Charlie Brown when they needed to start a campfire?… Where’s the wood, Chuck