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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best winter jokes.
  2. Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great!… When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
  3. What do trees wear when it gets cold?… Fir coats.
  4. During a heat wave, what do you call a dog?… A hot dog, and in the winter it’s a chili dog. (Hot Dog Jokes / Summer Jokes / Winter Jokes)
  5. I was going to take a winter swim… But after wading in I got cold feet. (Swimming Jokes)
  6. Culturally no one in Alaska dates in the winter. When asked why, one Alaskan replied, “We try, but it’s hard to break the ice.” (Alaska Jokes & Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  7. What is the most competitive season?… “Win” ter. (365 Sports Jokes)
  8. How do snowmen travel around?… By icicle! (Bike Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
  9. What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos. (Cinco de Mayo Jokes)
  10. What kind of money do snowmen use in the North Pole?… Cold cash!
  11. How did the winter squash pay for things?… It used pumpkin bread. (Bread Jokes & Pumpkin Jokes)
  12. Punxsutawney Phil came out and said… “Brace yourself: Six more weeks of Winter is coming!” (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  13. What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell. (180 School Jokes)
  14. What’s a good winter tip?… Don’t eat yellow snow. (Snow Jokes)
  15. What did the groundhog’s trainer tell him before the Winter Olympics?… Gopher gold. (Winter Olympics Jokes)
  16. Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?… They wear snowcaps. (Hiking Jokes)
  17. What is the snowman’s breakfast?… Frosted flakes! (Cereal Jokes)
  18. How does one snowman greet another snowman?…. Ice to meet you. (Snowman Jokes)
  19. What does Frosty the Snowman call his winter party?… A Snowball. (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
  20. What do snowmen like to do in the winter?… Chill out. (Snowman Jokes)
  21. Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?… Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow! (Snow Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  22. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?… Snowbody! (Knock Knock Jokes & Snow Jokes)
  23. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?… A cookie sheet! (Cookie Jokes)
  24. What do snowmen wear on their heads?… Ice caps! (Snowman Jokes)
  25. Where do snowmen go to dance?… Snowballs! (Snowman Jokes)
  26. What do snowmen eat for lunch?… Icebergers! (Snowman Jokes & Hamburger Jokes)
  27. What’s a good winter tip?… Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. (Bird Jokes)
  28. What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?… A receding hare line. (Rabbit Jokes for Kids)
  29. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?… Owlgebra. (Algebra Jokes)
  30. Where do seals go to see movies?… The dive-in! (Movie Jokes & Seal Jokes)
  31. What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve?… Auld Fang Syne! (New Year’s Eve Jokes & Vampire Jokes)
  32. Knock Knock…Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?…  Snow business like show business!
  33. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?… Snowflakes! (Snowman Jokes / Cereal Jokes / Snow Jokes)
  34. Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great!… When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week. (World Geography Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  35. What does a school book do in the winter?… Puts on a jacket. (Book Jokes & Winter Jokes / Spring Jokes / Fall Jokes)
  36. What do you call a slow skier?… A slopepoke! (Skiing Jokes)
  37. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite. (Vampire Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
  38. Where does a snowman keep his money?… In a snow bank. (Snowman Jokes)
  39. What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?… She gave him the cold shoulder! (Snowman Jokes)
  40. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy. (Cookie Jokes)
  41. What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?… The letter “D”! (December Jokes)
  42. What do fish sing during winter?… Christmas corals. (Christmas Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  43. What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect?…  “Where were you on the night of September to March?” (Police Jokes)
  44. How do Eskimos make their beds?… With sheets of ice and blankets of snow. (Snow Jokes)
  45. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?… Do you smell carrots? (Snowman Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  46. What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?… Chill out. (Snowman Jokes)
  47. What do you call the Cat in the Hat when he’s walking on snow?… A cool cat! (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  48. What does a snowshark give you?… Frost bites. (Shark Jokes & Snow Day Jokes)
  49. What do you call the Cat in the Hat when he wears winter shoes?… Puss in boots. (Cat Jokes & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  50. What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?… Frost bite! (Snowman Jokes & Shark Jokes)
  51. How does an Eskimo stick his house together?… With igloo!
  52. What do you call the Cat in the Hat when he’s walking on ice?… A cool cat. (Cat Jokes & Winter Jokes)
  53. How do you call an Eskimo cow?… An Eskimoo! (Cow Jokes)
  54. What can bite & nip at your toes but has no teeth?… Frost! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes & Winter Jokes)
  55. Fence Company Sign: Our favorite winter sport is fencing. (Fencing Jokes)
  56. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about winter?
  57. If you’ve suffered from frostbite and sunburn in the same week… you might be from Montana. (Summer Jokes & Montana Jokes)
  58. Why did Wonder Woman refuse to date Mr. Freeze?… He gave her the cold shoulder. (Wonder Women Jokes)
  59. My favorite part of winter is watching it on TV from Hawaii. (Hawaii Jokes)
  60. Why are the Buffalo Sabres like grizzly bears?… Every fall they go into hibernation. (Hockey Jokes & Bear Jokes
  61. What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?… One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
  62. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good winter knock-knock joke?
  63. What did the tree say after a long winter?… What a re-leaf. (Tree Jokes)
  64. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good winter knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  65. Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?… They’re both below C level! (Geography Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
  66. Where do snowwomen does dances on?… A snow ball! (Snowman Jokes)
  67. How do you prevent a summer cold?… Catch it in the winter! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  68. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?… An ice burger with chili sauce. (Snowman Jokes)
  69. What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?… A snowball! (365 Sports Jokes)
  70. Why do seals swim in salt water?… Because pepper water makes them sneeze! (Seal Jokes)
  71. Where can you find an ocean without any water?… On a map! (Geography Jokes)
  72. What’s an ig?… An eskimo’s home without a loo!
  73. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?… Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat. (Snowman Jokes)
  74. What did the snowman say to the customer?… Have an ice day! (Snowman Jokes)
  75. What noise wakes you up at the North Pole around March 18?… The crack of dawn!
  76. What sits on the bottom of the cold Arctic Ocean and shakes?… A nervous wreck.
  77. Why did the snowman want a divorce?… Because he thought his wife was a flake. (Psychology Jokes)
  78. What did the icy Arctic road say to the truck?… “Want to go for a spin?” (Car Jokes)
  79. Where does a polar bear keep its money?… In a snow bank! (Snow Jokes)
  80. What do women use to stay young looking in the Arctic?… Cold cream.
  81. What do you get from sitting on the ice too long?… Polaroids!
  82. What did the seal say when it swam into a concrete wall?… “Dam!” (Seal Jokes)
  83. What vegetable was forbidden on the ships of Arctic explorers?… Leeks!
  84. How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?… You wake up wet! (Snowman Jokes)
  85. Which side of an Arctic Tern has the most feathers?… The outside! (Bird Jokes)
  86. What do you call a snowman in the summer?… A puddle! (Snowman Jokes)
  87. What do you call a snowman in the desert?… A puddle! (Snowman Jokes)
  88. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?… no eyed deer. (Reindeer jokes)
  89. If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming?… No privacy!
  90. What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?… “You hang around while I go on ahead.”
  91. How do you scare a snowman?… You get a hairdryer! (Snowman Jokes)
  92. How do Alaskans get a great upper body workout?… By shoveling their driveways! (Alaska Jokes)
  93. Why didn’t the tourist in the Arctic get any sleep?… He plugged his electric blanket into the toaster by mistake – and kept popping out of bed all night! (Napping Jokes)
  94. What often falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?… Snow.
  95. What does a turtle do during winter?… Sit by the fire and worm himself up. (Winter Jokes & Turtle Jokes)