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More Spaghetti Jokes…

  1. What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta. (Pasta Jokes)
  2. What is the best type of tea?… Spaghett-tea! (Tea Jokes)
  3. What do you call something that tastes like pasta, looks like pasta but isn’t pasta?… An impasta! (Pasta Jokes)
  4. I asked the flight attendant what was in the spaghetti sauce… She said don’t worry it’s plane pasta. (Plane Jokes & Pilot Jokes)
  5. Why did the spaghetti miss the field trip?… It lost its parmesan slip. (Jokes for Teachers & Field Trip Jokes)
  6. Your dinner won’t be long… Unless it’s spaghetti.
  7. A restaurant served me soggy spaghetti… So I put in a re-straining order. (Police Jokes & Lawyer Jokes)
  8. Threw out a noodle I found in a packet of spaghetti… It was the impasta. (Pasta Jokes)
  9. Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball! (Meatball Jokes)
  10. How did the police solve the case of the stolen marinara sauce?… They caught the thief red-handed! (Police Jokes)