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Top Joke Pages:
- What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta. (Pasta Jokes)
- What is the best type of tea?… Spaghett-tea! (Tea Jokes)
- What do you call something that tastes like pasta, looks like pasta but isn’t pasta?… An impasta! (Pasta Jokes)
- I asked the flight attendant what was in the spaghetti sauce… She said don’t worry it’s plane pasta. (Plane Jokes & Pilot Jokes)
- Why did the spaghetti miss the field trip?… It lost its parmesan slip. (Jokes for Teachers & Field Trip Jokes)
- Your dinner won’t be long… Unless it’s spaghetti.
- A restaurant served me soggy spaghetti… So I put in a re-straining order. (Police Jokes & Lawyer Jokes)
- Threw out a noodle I found in a packet of spaghetti… It was the impasta. (Pasta Jokes)
- Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball! (Meatball Jokes)
- How did the police solve the case of the stolen marinara sauce?… They caught the thief red-handed! (Police Jokes)