Top 50 Winter Jokes

by | Jan 14, 2022 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best winter jokes.
  2. I was going to take a winter swim… But after wading in I got cold feet. (Swimming Jokes)
  3. Culturally no one in Alaska dates in the winter. When asked why, one Alaskan replied, “We try, but it’s hard to break the ice.” (Alaska Jokes & Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  4. What is the most competitive season?… “Win” ter. (365 Sports Jokes)
  5. How do snowmen travel around?… By icicle! (Bike Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
  6. What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos. (Cinco de Mayo Jokes)
  7. What kind of money do snowmen use in the North Pole?… Cold cash!
  8. How did the winter squash pay for things?… It used pumpkin bread. (Bread Jokes & Pumpkin Jokes)
  9. Punxsutawney Phil came out and said… “Brace yourself: Six more weeks of Winter is coming!” (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  10. What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell. (180 School Jokes)
  11. What did the groundhog’s trainer tell him before the Winter Olympics?… Gopher gold. (Winter Olympics Jokes)
  12. Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?… They wear snowcaps. (Hiking Jokes)
  13. What is the snowman’s breakfast?… Frosted flakes! (Cereal Jokes)
  14. How does one snowman greet another snowman?…. Ice to meet you/. (Snowman Jokes)
  16. What does Frosty the Snowman call his winter party?… A Snowball. (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
  17. What does a school book do in the winter?… Puts on a jacket. (Book Jokes & Winter Jokes / Spring Jokes / Fall Jokes)
  18. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite. (Vampire Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
  19. Where does a snowman keep his money?… In a snow bank. (Snowman Jokes)
  20. What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?… The letter “D”! (December Jokes)
  21. What do fish sing during winter?… Christmas corals. (Christmas Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  22. What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect?…  “Where were you on the night of September to March?” (Police Jokes)
  23. What do snowmen like to do in the winter?… Chill out. (Snowman Jokes)
  24. Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?… Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow! (Snow Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  25. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?… A cookie sheet! (Cookie Jokes)
  26. What do snowmen wear on their heads?… Ice caps! (Snowman Jokes)
  27. Where do snowmen go to dance?… Snowballs! (Snowman Jokes)
  28. What do snowmen eat for lunch?… Icebergers! (Snowman Jokes & Hamburger Jokes)
  29. What’s a good winter tip?… Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. (Bird Jokes)
  30. What’s a good winter tip?… Don’t eat yellow snow.
  31. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?… Owlgebra. (Algebra Jokes)
  32. What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?… She gave him the cold shoulder! (Snowman Jokes)
  33. Where do seals go to see movies?… The dive-in! (Movie Jokes & Seal Jokes)
  34. What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?… Chill out. (Snowman Jokes)
  35. What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?… A receding hare line. (Rabbit Jokes for Kids)
  36. What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve?… Auld Fang Syne! (New Year’s Eve Jokes & Vampire Jokes)
  37. What do you call the Cat in the Hat when he’s walking on snow?… A cool cat! (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  38. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy. (Cookie Jokes)
  39. How do Eskimos make their beds?… With sheets of ice and blankets of snow. (Snow Jokes)
  40. What do you call a slow skier?… A slopepoke! (Skiing Jokes)
  41. What do you call the Cat in the Hat when he wears winter shoes?… Puss in boots. (Cat Jokes & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  42. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?… Snowbody! (Knock Knock Jokes & Snow Jokes)
  43. How does an Eskimo stick his house together?… With igloo!
  44. What do you call the Cat in the Hat when he’s walking on ice?… A cool cat. (Cat Jokes & Winter Jokes)
  45. How do you call an Eskimo cow?… An Eskimoo! (Cow Jokes)
  46. What can bite & nip at your toes but has no teeth?… Frost! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes & Winter Jokes)
  47. Fence Company Sign: Our favorite winter sport is fencing. (Fencing Jokes)
  48. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about winter?
  49. If you’ve suffered from frostbite and sunburn in the same week… you might be from Montana. (Summer Jokes & Montana Jokes)
  50. Why did Wonder Woman refuse to date Mr. Freeze?… He gave her the cold shoulder. (Wonder Women Jokes)
  51. My favorite part of winter is watching it on TV from Hawaii. (Hawaii Jokes)