Top 50 Friday the 13th Jokes

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  1. What’s scarier than Friday the 13th?… these bad jokes.
  2. What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day the 13th! (Egg Jokes)
  3. Why does Freddy Krueger wear a hat?… He ran out of scare spray. (Barber Jokes)
  4. What’s Jason Voorhees favorite dessert?… I-Scream! (Ice Cream Jokes & Summer Jokes)
  5. What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees and a box of cherrios?… A cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)
  6. What Great Lake should you avoid on Friday the 13th?… Lake Erie. (Geography Jokes)
  7. Dear Jedi, Today is Friday the 13th, there’s never been a better time to join the Dark Side. (Star Wars Jokes)
  8. There’s a Friday the 13th this December… A nightmare before Christmas some may say. (December Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
  9. Knock knock… Who is there?… Bee… Bee who?… Bee-ware! It’s Friday the Thirteenth! (Bee Jokes)
  10. What happens when Black Friday falls on Friday the 13th?… Prices get slashed! (Black Friday Jokes)
  11. What’s Jason Voorhees favorite bean?… A human bean. (Farming Jokes)
  12. There’s a new serial killer in town who works at the bakery… They call him Bready Kruger! (Bread Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  13. What do Italian’s eat on Friday the 13th?… Fettucinni Afraid-o. (Pasta Jokes)
  14. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Ice cream!… Ice cream who?… Ice-cream, you scream, we all scream because it’s Friday Thirteenth. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  15. What song does Jason Voorhees sing on Friday the 13th?… “Takin Care of Business” (Music Jokes)
  16. When Jason Voorhees tells a joke…. it kills! (Cemetery Jokes)
  17. Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the Friday the 13th dance?…Because he had no body to go with. (Halloween Jokes & Skeleton Jokes)
  18. What pants do ghosts wear to the Friday the 13th dance?…BOO jeans. (Halloween Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  19. What key opens a Haunted House?… A spooKEY! (Halloween Jokes)
  20. Why don’t Americans worry about Friday the 13th?… After losing their home, job, and 401k nothing scares them anymore!
  21. What do evil spirits sing on Friday the 13th?… “Voorhees a jolly good fellow. Voorhees a jolly good fellow.” (Music Jokes)
  22. What does a ghost keep in its stable on Friday the 13th?…Nightmares. (Horse Racing Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  23. What did the ghost eat on a special Friday 13th lunch?… He had some spook-eti. (Pasta Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  24. Why was the black cat having a concert on Friday the 13th?… Because she was very meow-sical. (Cat Jokes & Music Jokes)
  25. When do vampires like horse racing?…When it’s neck and neck! (Horse Racing Jokes & Vampire Jokes)
  26. Knock knock… Who is there?… Norma Lee… Norma Lee, who?… Normally, I won’t ask this, but witches the way to the haunted cemetery? (Cemetery Jokes)
  27. A set of twin witches chasing you on Friday 13th is worse than being chased by Freddy Krueger because you never know witch is which. (Witch Jokes)
  28. How was the black cat feeling on Friday the 13th?… Purr-fectly happy. (Cat Jokes)
  29. According to Freddy Krueger, it’s best to visit a tailor on Friday the 13th, because they are very super-stitchious.
  30. What did the black cat say to the construction worker on Friday The 13th?… It’s fine if you avoid stepping under that ladder. I plan on crossing your path in a minute. (Cat Jokes)
  31. Freddy Krueger got a job offer to clean mirrors… He took it because it’s something he can see himself doing. (Labor Day Jokes)
  32. What’s the 1st thing a sorority girl does on Friday The 13th?… Nothing. She’s the first to go. (College Jokes)
  33. What will you say if Jason Voorhees starts chasing you?… Please, stop Jason me. 
  34. What kind of shoes does Jason wear?… Crocs.
  35. While trying a new magic spell, the witch crossed a black cat and an oak tree… The result was a black and white cat-a-log’ue. (Cat Jokes / Witch Jokes / Tree Jokes)
  36. Why could the mummy not go out on Friday the 13th?… Because he was all wound up. (Mummy Jokes)
  37. Voorhees a jolly good fellow’ is the most popular song among witches and spirits to sing on Friday the 13th. (Witch Jokes)
  38. Happy Friday the 13th everyone… May the odds be ever in your favor.
  39. Killers eagerly look forward to which day of the month?… Fri-Die the 13th.
  40. If a monster’s working week begins on a Moan Day, when does it end?… On a Fright day. (Labor Day Jokes)
  41. Why did the skeleton not go and see a scary movie with his friends on Friday the 13th?… He didn’t have the guts. (Movie Jokes & Skeleton Jokes)
  42. What costumes do ghosts wear for a Friday the 13th dance party?… BOO jeans. (Ghost Jokes)
  43. When is it considered unlucky to see a black cat?… When you are a mouse. (Cat Jokes)
  44. What do you think a ghost keeps in its stable?… Night-mares. (Horse Racing Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  45. Where do ghosts go for rides on Friday the 13th?… They ride in elevators; it raises their spirits! (Ghost Jokes)
  46. Why was the black cat feeling grouchy on the 13th of Friday?… She was in a very bad meowd. i
  47. What is the difference between a black cat and a frog?… They say a black cat has nine lives, and the frog croaks every night. (Cat Jokes & Frog Jokes)
  48. Knock knock… Who is there?… Voodoo… Voodoo who?… Voodoo you think you are and why do you ask me so many questions? 
  49. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Yule… Yule who?… Yule know when you look out the door. 
  50. The cops arrested a black cat on Friday the 13th… they said she was a purr-patrator. (Cat Jokes)