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- What’s scarier than Friday the 13th?… these bad jokes.
- What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day the 13th! (Egg Jokes)
- Why does Freddy Krueger wear a hat?… He ran out of scare spray. (Barber Jokes)
- What’s Jason Voorhees favorite dessert?… I-Scream! (Ice Cream Jokes & Summer Jokes)
- What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees and a box of cherrios?… A cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)
- What Great Lake should you avoid on Friday the 13th?… Lake Erie. (Geography Jokes)
- Dear Jedi, Today is Friday the 13th, there’s never been a better time to join the Dark Side. (Star Wars Jokes)
- There’s a Friday the 13th this December… A nightmare before Christmas some may say. (December Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who is there?… Bee… Bee who?… Bee-ware! It’s Friday the Thirteenth! (Bee Jokes)
- What happens when Black Friday falls on Friday the 13th?… Prices get slashed! (Black Friday Jokes)
- What’s Jason Voorhees favorite bean?… A human bean. (Farming Jokes)
- There’s a new serial killer in town who works at the bakery… They call him Bready Kruger! (Bread Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
- What do Italian’s eat on Friday the 13th?… Fettucinni Afraid-o. (Pasta Jokes)
- Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Ice cream!… Ice cream who?… Ice-cream, you scream, we all scream because it’s Friday Thirteenth. (Ice Cream Jokes)
- What song does Jason Voorhees sing on Friday the 13th?… “Takin Care of Business” (Music Jokes)
- When Jason Voorhees tells a joke…. it kills! (Cemetery Jokes)
- Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the Friday the 13th dance?…Because he had no body to go with. (Halloween Jokes & Skeleton Jokes)
- What pants do ghosts wear to the Friday the 13th dance?…BOO jeans. (Halloween Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
- What key opens a Haunted House?… A spooKEY! (Halloween Jokes)
- Why don’t Americans worry about Friday the 13th?… After losing their home, job, and 401k nothing scares them anymore!
- What do evil spirits sing on Friday the 13th?… “Voorhees a jolly good fellow. Voorhees a jolly good fellow.” (Music Jokes)
- What does a ghost keep in its stable on Friday the 13th?…Nightmares. (Horse Racing Jokes & Napping Jokes)
- What did the ghost eat on a special Friday 13th lunch?… He had some spook-eti. (Pasta Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
- Why was the black cat having a concert on Friday the 13th?… Because she was very meow-sical. (Cat Jokes & Music Jokes)
- When do vampires like horse racing?…When it’s neck and neck! (Horse Racing Jokes & Vampire Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who is there?… Norma Lee… Norma Lee, who?… Normally, I won’t ask this, but witches the way to the haunted cemetery? (Cemetery Jokes)
- A set of twin witches chasing you on Friday 13th is worse than being chased by Freddy Krueger because you never know witch is which. (Witch Jokes)
- How was the black cat feeling on Friday the 13th?… Purr-fectly happy. (Cat Jokes)
- According to Freddy Krueger, it’s best to visit a tailor on Friday the 13th, because they are very super-stitchious.
- What did the black cat say to the construction worker on Friday The 13th?… It’s fine if you avoid stepping under that ladder. I plan on crossing your path in a minute. (Cat Jokes)
- Freddy Krueger got a job offer to clean mirrors… He took it because it’s something he can see himself doing. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What’s the 1st thing a sorority girl does on Friday The 13th?… Nothing. She’s the first to go. (College Jokes)
- What will you say if Jason Voorhees starts chasing you?… Please, stop Jason me.
- What kind of shoes does Jason wear?… Crocs.
- While trying a new magic spell, the witch crossed a black cat and an oak tree… The result was a black and white cat-a-log’ue. (Cat Jokes / Witch Jokes / Tree Jokes)
- Why could the mummy not go out on Friday the 13th?… Because he was all wound up. (Mummy Jokes)
- Voorhees a jolly good fellow’ is the most popular song among witches and spirits to sing on Friday the 13th. (Witch Jokes)
- Happy Friday the 13th everyone… May the odds be ever in your favor.
- Killers eagerly look forward to which day of the month?… Fri-Die the 13th.
- If a monster’s working week begins on a Moan Day, when does it end?… On a Fright day. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Why did the skeleton not go and see a scary movie with his friends on Friday the 13th?… He didn’t have the guts. (Movie Jokes & Skeleton Jokes)
- What costumes do ghosts wear for a Friday the 13th dance party?… BOO jeans. (Ghost Jokes)
- When is it considered unlucky to see a black cat?… When you are a mouse. (Cat Jokes)
- What do you think a ghost keeps in its stable?… Night-mares. (Horse Racing Jokes & Napping Jokes)
- Where do ghosts go for rides on Friday the 13th?… They ride in elevators; it raises their spirits! (Ghost Jokes)
- Why was the black cat feeling grouchy on the 13th of Friday?… She was in a very bad meowd. i
- What is the difference between a black cat and a frog?… They say a black cat has nine lives, and the frog croaks every night. (Cat Jokes & Frog Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who is there?… Voodoo… Voodoo who?… Voodoo you think you are and why do you ask me so many questions?
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Yule… Yule who?… Yule know when you look out the door.
- The cops arrested a black cat on Friday the 13th… they said she was a purr-patrator. (Cat Jokes)