Barber Jokes for Kids

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best barber jokes.
  2. I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it. (Labor Day Jokes)
  3. Barber Shop Sign: We play with scissors for the shear fun of it.
  4. Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow. (Father’s Day Jokes)
  5. What 1990s bands to barbers absolutely love?… Haircut 100. (365 Music Jokes)
  6. Why doesn’t the moon shave?… Because it waxes! (Full Moon Jokes)
  7. Why is the moon bald?… It has no ‘air! (Full Moon Jokes)
  8. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe take a little more off the top? (Canoe Jokes)
  9. Why was Pavlov’s Hair so soft?… Classical conditioning. (Psychology Jokes)
  10. What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?… A barbercue.
  11. Did you hear the joke about the barbershop quartet?… It is a cut above the rest.
  12. Where do American soldiers go to get a haircut?… They go to the Hair Force. (Barber Jokes & Air Force Jokes)
  13. Why did the bee go to the barbershop?… To get a buzz-cut. (Bee Jokes for Kids)
  14. The policeman said to the wig shopkeeper, “Sorry, we haven’t found your stolen wigs yet, but we have been combing the the area!” (Police Jokes)
  15. What do you call a goat with a beard?… Goatee
  16. Dear Disney, why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? (Tarzan Jokes & Disney Jokes)
  17. How did the barber win the race?… He took a short cut.
  18. Who does Princess Leia’s hair?… Darth Braider! (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
  19. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?… It needed to be trimmed. (Christmas Tree Jokes & Surfing Jokes)
  20. Our school library is so quiet, when I’m sitting in there, I can hear my hair grow.
  21. Why are barbers considered superheroes?… They are always there to shave the day! (Super Hero Jokes)
  22. Why did the barber replace his old razor?… Because it failed to make the cut! (Beard Jokes)
  23. What kind of hair do oceans have?… Wavy! (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  24. Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?… So it doesn’t Hang Solow!
  25. Where do pirates get their haircut?… At the barrrrrber shop!(Pirate Jokes)
  26. What do you call a feline with a short haircut?… A Bob Cat. (Cat Jokes) 
  27. Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: “I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?” The other says, “I feel just like a newborn baby. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants” (Baby Jokes & Barber Jokes)
  28. If Dr. Seuss became a barber… he’d tell you to relax and wait for your hair to come Backs.
  29. What do you call a bee who is having a bad hair day?… A Frisbee. (Bee Jokes)
  30. I left my comb at the dentist… Now it’s a fine-toothed comb. (Dentist Jokes)
  31. She got fired from her job as a hot dog vendor because she put her hair in a bun. (Hot Dog Jokes & Barber Jokes)
  32. How did they know the victim of the shark attack had dandruff?… They found her head and shoulders on the beach. (Shark Jokes)
  33. What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?… Chocolate Chip Wookiee. (Chewbacca Jokes & Barber Jokes)
  34. What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?… Hair Force One! (Election Jokes)
  35. What is a barber’s favorite singing group?… The Cutting Crew. (Music)
  36. Who shaves 10 times a day and still has a beard?… The barber.
  37. “I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.” Dad (Father’s Day Jokes & Beard Jokes)
  38. What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?… A new dye-job. (Easter Jokes)
  39. Where do Kentucky Derby horses get their hair done?… Maine. (Maine Jokes & Barber Jokes)
  40. What is it called when a king and queen have no children?… A receding heir line. (Top 50 Coronation Jokes)
  41. What did Harry Potter wear when his hair fell out?… A Hedwig. (Harry Potter Jokes)
  42. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Razor… Razor who?… Razor flag, it’s Independence Day! (4th of July Knock Knock Jokes)
  43. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe give me a buzz cut? (Canoe Jokes)
  44. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe give me a wiffle? (Canoe Jokes)
  45. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe give me a mohawk? (Canoe Jokes)
  46. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe shave my head? (Canoe Jokes)
  47. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe save my beard? (Beard Jokes)
  48. Why do bees have sticky hair?… Because they use honey combs.
  49. What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?… A receding hare line. (Barber Jokes & Rabbit Jokes)
  50. I just put my hair in a bun. It wasn’t very good… I think I’ll try it with a croissant next time.
  51. Why do Minions take their bananas to the barbers?… Because they get split ends. (Banana Jokes & Barber Jokes)
  52. Why does Freddy Krueger wear a hat?… He ran out of scare spray. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  53. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about barbers?
  54. How does a bee brush its hair?…  With its honeycomb. (Bee Jokes for Kids)
  55. Hair Salon Sign: We play with scissors for the shear fun of it.
  56. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good barber knock-knock joke?
  57. How do rabbits keep their fur neat?… They use a harebrush (hairbrush). (Rabbit Jokes & Barber Jokes)
  58. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good barber knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  59. Did you watch the youtube video of the barbershop quartet?… It is a cut above the rest.
  60. Did you hear about the new barbershop quartet?… They are a cut above the rest.
  61. How do you scare a snowman?… Point a hair dryer at him! (Barber Jokes &Snowman Jokes)
  62. Why does Leia wear buns on her head?… In case she gets hungry in a Senate meeting.
  63. What side of the groundhog has the most hair?… The outside. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  64. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Razor… Razor who?… Razor flag, it’s Flag Day! (Flag Day Jokes)
  65. What do you call a line of rabbits marching backwards?… A receding hare line. (Rabbit Jokes)
  66. What side of an Ewok has the most hair?… The outside. (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
  67. Soldiers in Heaven Little Jake asked his mother during the Memorial Day Parade: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?” “Of course they do!” protested his mother. “What makes you ask?” “There are so many soldiers with beards but I never saw any pictures of angels with beards.” he replied The mother responded “Oh, that’s because most vets who go to Heaven get there by a close shave.” (Memorial Day Jokes)
  68. Who is Princess Leia’s hair stylist?… Darth Braider! (Star Wars Jokes)
  69. What would you get if you crossed a colonial hairpiece with a teepee?… A powdered wigwam! (American Revolution)
  70. What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?… A receding hare line. (Barber Jokes & Rabbit Jokes)
  71. Where can Adansonia trees go for a quick trim?… To the baobarber. (Tree Jokes)