Top 10 Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia & Answers
- What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?… Ornamints. (Candy Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
- What do you get when you eat Christmas ornaments?… Tinsel-itis! (Doctor Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?… Frostbite. (Snowman Jokes & Dog Jokes)
- Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite singer?… Spruce Springsteen. (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
- Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?… It needed to be trimmed. (Barber Jokes & Christmas Tree Jokes)
- Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?… Because the present’s beneath them. (Christmas Tree Jokes)
- A book never written: “How to Decorate a Tree” by Orna Ment.
- How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?… He was hooked on trees his whole life.
- What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?… A pineapple!