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Top 10 Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia & Answers

More Christmas Tree Jokes…

  1. What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?… Ornamints. (Candy Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
  2. What do you get when you eat Christmas ornaments?…  Tinsel-itis! (Doctor Jokes)
  3. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?… Frostbite. (Snowman Jokes & Dog Jokes)
  4. Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite singer?… Spruce Springsteen. (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  5. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?… It needed to be trimmed. (Barber Jokes & Christmas Tree Jokes)
  6. Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?… Because the present’s beneath them. (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  7. A book never written: “How to Decorate a Tree” by Orna Ment.
  8. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?… He was hooked on trees his whole life.
  9. What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?… A pineapple!