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Top 10 Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia & Answers

More Christmas Tree Jokes…

  1. What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?… Ornamints. (Candy Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
  2. What do you get when you eat Christmas ornaments?…  Tinsel-itis! (Doctor Jokes)
  3. Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite singer?… Spruce Springsteen. (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  4. What is a basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  5. What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?… “Aren’t you tired of hanging around?” (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  6. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?… It needed to be trimmed. (Barber Jokes & Christmas Tree Jokes)
  7. Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?… They are always dropping their needles. (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  8. Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?… Because the present’s beneath them. (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  9. A book never written: “How to Decorate a Tree” by Orna Ment.
  10. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?… He was hooked on trees his whole life.
  11. What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?… “I wish Christmas would last forever because there would be no Sep-timber!” (September Jokes & Christmas Tree Jokes)
  12. What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?… A pineapple!
  13. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?… Frostbite. (Snowman Jokes & Dog Jokes)