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  1. What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Tree Jokes & Arbor Day Jokes)
  2. Me and my childhood crush are marrying next year… Hers is in January and mine in September! (Wedding Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  3. September 2nd Full Moon Jokes: Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the moon? (Cow Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  4. There’s a place where January comes after February and December comes before September It’s the dictionary! (Grammar JokesTop 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  5. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about September? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  6. What did October say to August?… Wake me up when September ends! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  7. September 5th: Top 10 National Pizza Day: Want to hear a joke about pizza?… Never mind, it’s too cheesy. (Cheese Jokes & Pizza Jokes for Kids)
  8. What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?… “I wish Christmas would last forever because there would be no Sep-timber!” (September Jokes & Christmas Tree Jokes)
  9. September 7th: Labor Day Jokes: Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day. Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No-Labor Day?’ (Father’s Day Jokes)
  10. What do you call a door to door bicycle salesman?… A Peddler! (Labor Day Jokes & Bike Jokes)
  11. Labor Day JokesDid you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It doesn’t work for me! (Labor Day Jokes)
  12. Teacher: Everybody hand in your homework, please. Students: Teacher, it’s the first day of school. We didn’t have any homework. Teacher: That’s right, and that’s the last excuse for not doing your homework that I’ll accept for the rest of the year. (Back to School Jokes)
  13. What month do Christmas trees hate most?… Sep-timber! (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  14. A man walks up to the counter. “Two pairs of underwear please.” The man behind the counter looks at him in disbelief. “Only two pairs of underwear?” “Yup. I wear one while the other is in the wash.” The man behind the counter looks at him in disgust, then rings out his order. A second man walks in. “5 pairs of underwear please.” “Only 5 eh?” “Yeah, I wear one for every weekday, then go commando all the weekend.” The man behind the counter shakes his head. “Well, you’re better then the last guy!” A third man walks in. “7 pairs of underwear please.” “Finally, a man who knows hygiene!” “Yes, I do try. One for every day, and I do my laundry on Sunday.” At the end of the day, a fourth man walks into the underwear store. “12 pairs of underwear please.” “Wow! You must be really clean!” The man smiles. “Yup, that’s me! Err, hang on, let me see if I counted right. January, February, March, April…” (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  15. My wife’s panties are labelled ‘Monday’, ‘Tuesday’, ‘Wednesday’ … My underwear is labelled ‘January’, February’, ‘March’… (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  16. You know, I use to be a teacher, but found out I didn’t have enough class… (Teacher Jokes)
  17. September 13th: Grandparents Day: Grandparents Day JokesKnock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Grandma. Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Grandma… Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Grandma. Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Aunt. Aunt who?… Aunt you glad Grandma’s gone?
  18. September 13th: Grandparents Day JokesWhat do you call having your grandma on speed dial?… Instagram. (Grandparent Jokes)
  19. September 13th: National Peanut Day Jokes: Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?…  The Shell station! (Peanut Butter Jokes)
  20. September 15th is national camouflage day. I hope I don’t see anyone celebrating.
  21. September really puts a spring in one’s step in the Southern Hemisphere… But for the North, they really take the fall. (World Geography Jokes & Fall Jokes)
  22. September 17th: Constitution Day: Constitution Day JokesHow is a healthy person like the United States?… They both have good constitutionsDid you hear the joke about the peanut butter?…  I’m nut telling you. You might spread it! (Peanut Butter Jokes)
  23. September 18th: National Cheeseburger Day: Cheeseburger Day JokesWhat did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?…. Patty
  24. September 19th: Talk Like a Pirate Day: Top Pirate JokesWhat is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week)
  25. Mother: How did you find school on the 1st day today? Daughter: I just got off the bus and there it was! (Back to School Jokes & Mother’s Day Jokes)
  26. I don’t get why we have to know when the fall of Berlin was obviously Berlin has fall every year September to December. (World Geography Jokes & Fall Jokes)
  27. Fall Jokes for Kids: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  28. Friday the 13th Jokes: Why does Freddy Krueger wear a hat?… He ran out of scare spray. (Barber Jokes)
  29. September 25th: National Lobster Day: Lobster Jokes: Why did the lobster blush?… It saw the ocean’s bottom. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  30. September 29th: International Coffee Day: Coffee JokesWhat’s fat, hairy, and drinks a lot of coffee?… Java the Hut! (Star Wars Jokes#InternationalCoffeeDay
  31. International Bacon Day: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon! (Bacon Jokes & Summer Jokes)
  32. What reads and lives in an apple?… A bookworm! (Book Jokes & Apple Jokes)
  33. So today’s the day those 8-legged Bears wake up from hibernation When September ends, the OctoBears wake up
  34. What is worser that finding a worm in an apple?… Finding a half of worm. (Worm Jokes)
  35. Last year, I saw a ghost fly by And September went really slow.
  36. What was the name of the worm army?… The Apple Corps. (Memorial Day Jokes & Apple Jokes
  37. How can you tell which end of a worm is which?… Throw an apple and yell fetch. (Worm Jokes)
  38. Really hate having to wait till September to drive my new car… Shouldn’t have bought an autumnobile.
  39. What did the worm say to the friend who got stuck in an apple?… You’re going to have to worm your way out of this one.
  40. Why did the worm leave the apple?… Because Noah said to travel in pairs.
  41. Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?… Because everyone had to go on in pairs! (Apple Jokes)
  42. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?…  Finding two worms.
  43. What is the maggot army called?… The Apple Corps! (Apple Jokes)I was supposed to finish living with my new foster parents in June, but its been moved to September… I’m so happy with my extended family. (June Jokes)
  44. What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect?… Where were you on the night of September to March?
  45. National Pride Day should be September 21 September 22 is the first day of Autumn, and as everyone knows, Pride goes before a Fall.
  46. September is World Alzheimer’s awareness month…Never forget.
  47. Apparently most babies are born in September… I suppose that’s one way to start the new year off with a bang.
  48. Tomorrow we have to wake Green Day up… When September ends.
  49. Did anyone call Green Day yesterday?… Someone was supposed to wake them up before September ended…
  50. If you were born in mid September you’re not a Virgo… You’re a Christmas present.
  51. If you have to schedule a meeting with a person or people you do not like, here are some days to tell them, no manner what year… February 30th April 31st June 31st September 31st November 31st. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  52. How many seconds are there in one year?12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
  53. Not sure what you have heard, but it actually only rains twice a year in Seattle.October through May, then June through September.
  54. I’m a narcoleptic Green Day fanatic… Wake me up when September ends.
  55. Have you heard of the mafioso who only works between September and December?… He’s the fall guy.
  56. Somebody needs to wake up Billy Joe Armstong today.”Wake me up when September ends…”~Green Day
  57. I wish my friend actually cared about Earth, Wind and Fire lyrics… All they remember is”dancing in September.”
  58. What does the Chicago Cubs’s name stand for?… Completely Useless By September.
  59. September is deaf awareness month?… Haven’t heard of it