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Top 10 September Jokes / Top 10 September Pages / September Hashtag of the Day / September Guest Blogs
- Knock knock?… Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise to find the best September jokes!
- September 2nd (1s Saturday) World Beard Day Jokes Beard Jokes: “I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.” Dad (Father’s Day Jokes)
- Why do we have Labor Day in September?… Because May Day was already taken! (May Day Jokes & September Jokes)
- September 4th: Top 10 Labor Day Jokes: Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day. Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No-Labor Day?’ (Father’s Day Jokes)
- National Read a Book Day Jokes: What’s black and white and read all over?… The Cat in the Hat. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
- September 6th: National Read A Book Day Top 10 Book Jokes: What’s a bee’s favorite novel?… The Great Gats-bee! (Bee Jokes)
- Top 10 Back to School Jokes: Knock! Knock!… Who is there?… Teddy!… Teddy who?… Teddy (today) is the first day of school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- September 8th #StarTrekDay Top 10 Star Trek Jokes: What was the Christmas tree’s favorite thing about Star Trek?… The Captain’s log. (Christmas Tree Jokes)
- What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (September Knock Knock Jokes / Tree Jokes / Arbor Day Jokes)
- Harvest Moon Jokes: What do you wear to the September full moon?… A Har-VEST.
- Why do hockey players work in bakeries during the off season?… They’re great at icing the cakes. (Cake Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
- September 11th Grandparents Day: Top 10 Grandparent Jokes: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?… Instagram.
- September 13th: National Peanut Day Jokes: Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?… The Shell station! (Peanut Butter Jokes)
- In September, you pick me when I’m good and ready. In October, you cut me intentionally to make me look worse. In November, you trash me like you never knew me. What am I?… A Jack-o-Lantern for Halloween. (Pumpkin Jokes)
- If you have to schedule a meeting with a person or people you do not like, here are some days to tell them, no manner what year…February 30th, April 31st, June 31st, September 31st, November 31st
- Top 10 Fall Jokes: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the disgruntled hot dog vendor quit his job?… He just didn’t relish it. (Hot Dog Jokes)
- September 17th: Constitution Day: Constitution Jokes: How is a healthy person like the United States?… They both have good constitutions
- September 18th: National Cheeseburger Day: Cheeseburger Day Jokes: What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?…. Patty.
- September 19th: Talk Like a Pirate Day: Top Pirate Jokes: What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week)
- September 20th Harvest Moon Jokes: Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
- My wife and I just had a daughter and named her SeptemberOctoberNovember… We call her Autumn for short. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Baby Jokes)
- September 22nd: The 1st Day of Fall: What do the leaves say before they hibernate?… Rake me up when September ends.
- Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?… I’m nut telling you. You might spread it! (Peanut Butter Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about September? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- September 25th: National Lobster Day: Lobster Jokes: Why did the lobster blush?… It saw the ocean’s bottom. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes for Kids)
- Really hate having to wait till September to drive my new car… I shouldn’t have bought an autumnobile.
- 101 Hurricane Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane! (August Jokes)
- What is the best song to listen to on a full moon night in September?… Harvest Moon by Neil Young. (Harvest Moon Jokes)
- What did October say to August?… Wake me up when September ends! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Music Jokes)
- What comes at the end of Sepember?… R!
- Full Moon Jokes: Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the moon? (Cow Jokes & Candy Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about September? (Knock Knock Jokes)
- What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?… “I wish Christmas would last forever because there would be no Sep-timber!” (September Jokes/ Christmas Tree Jokes / Christmas Jokes)
- How many seconds are there in one year?… 12 – January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, and December 2nd. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- There’s a place where January comes after February and December comes before September… It’s the dictionary! (Grammar Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- So today’s the day those 8-legged Bears wake up from hibernation. When September ends… the OctoBears wake up.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good September knock-knock joke? (June Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me a September Joke? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name all the September holidays? (Canoe Jokes)
- What do you call a door to door bicycle salesman?… A Peddler! (Labor Day Jokes & Bike Jokes)
- Labor Day Jokes: Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It doesn’t work for me! (Labor Day Jokes)
- Teacher: Everybody hand in your homework, please. Students: Teacher, it’s the first day of school. We didn’t have any homework. Teacher: That’s right, and that’s the last excuse for not doing your homework that I’ll accept for the rest of the year. (Back to School Jokes)
- What month do Christmas trees hate most?… Sep-timber! (Christmas Tree Jokes)
- Tomorrow we have to wake Green Day up… When September ends.
- A man walks up to the counter. “Two pairs of underwear please.” The man behind the counter looks at him in disbelief. “Only two pairs of underwear?” “Yup. I wear one while the other is in the wash.” The man behind the counter looks at him in disgust, then rings out his order. A second man walks in. “5 pairs of underwear please.” “Only 5 eh?” “Yeah, I wear one for every weekday, then go commando all the weekend.” The man behind the counter shakes his head. “Well, you’re better then the last guy!” A third man walks in. “7 pairs of underwear please.” “Finally, a man who knows hygiene!” “Yes, I do try. One for every day, and I do my laundry on Sunday.” At the end of the day, a fourth man walks into the underwear store. “12 pairs of underwear please.” “Wow! You must be really clean!” The man smiles. “Yup, that’s me! Err, hang on, let me see if I counted right. January, February, March, April…” (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- What is every single tree’s least favorite month?… SepTIMMMBERRR! (Tree Jokes)
- You know, I use to be a teacher, but found out I didn’t have enough class… (Teacher Jokes)
- September really puts a spring in one’s step in the Southern Hemisphere… But for the North, they really take the fall. (World Geography Jokes & Fall Jokes)
- Mother: How did you find school on the 1st day today? Daughter: I just got off the bus and there it was! (Back to School Jokes & Mother’s Day Jokes)