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More Grandparent Jokes…

  1. What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?… Instagram.
  2. My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest. It literally takes her nana-seconds. (Cookie Jokes)
  3. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE! (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  4. After 72 years since not completing her college course, my Grandma finally went back and earned her very first diploma……I asked her what will she be wearing for her graduation ceremony and she said depends. (Graduation Jokes)
  5. What’s the difference between an all-you-can-eat restaurant and your grandma’s cooking?… At an all-you-can-eat restaurant, you decide when you’re full.
  6. Why did grandma put wheels on her rocking chair? She wanted to rock ‘n’ roll! (Music Jokes)
  7. Which relative chimes at you every hour?… A Grandfather Clock! (Grandparent Jokes)
  8. My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60….. Now he’s 97 years old and we don’t know where he is. (Walking Jokes for Kids & Hiking Jokes)
  9. My grandpa just walked into my room with a young guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast. I said, “Who is this guy?” Grandpa: “This is my hip replacement.”