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Monkey Jokes for Kids

  1. Why did all the other fruit ask the banana to be their Valentine?… She was very a-peel-ing. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  2. Why did the banana go out with the prune?… Because it couldn’t get a date. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  3. What kind of a key opens a banana?… A monkey! (Monkey Jokes for Kids)
  4. Why do bananas use sunscreen?… Because they peel. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  5. What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move?… A split! (Sports Jokes for Kids)
  6. Why did the monkey like the banana?… Because it had appeal! (Monkey Jokes for Kids)
  7. Where do you learn to make banana splits?… At sundae school. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  8. What kind of pie is Curious George’s favorite?… Banana cream pie.
  9. How do monkeys get down the stairs?… They slide down the banana-ster! (Monkey Jokes for Kids)
  10. What did the banana do when he saw a monkey?… The banana split! (Monkey Jokes for Kids)
  11. What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas have in common?… They can all do the splits. (Gymnastics Jokes for Kids)
  12. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. (Archery Jokes)
  13. What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?… Anything you want, it can’t hear you! (Monkey Jokes for Kids)
  14. What’s red, white, blue and yellow?… The Star-spangled Banana. (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
  15. What’s invisible and smells like bananas?… A fart of a monkey. (Monkey Jokes for Kids)
  16. How do you catch a monkey?… Climb a tree and act like a banana! (Monkey Jokes for Kids)
  17. Why do bananas use sunscreen at summer camp?… Because they peel. (Summer Camp Jokes)