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- 365 Family-Friendly Jokes
- Top 10 Summer Jokes
- Summer Camp Jokes
- Top 10 Jokes for Each Month
- Top 10 July Jokes
- Top 10 Minion Jokes (Minion Jokes)
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best minion jokes.
- Why couldn’t the Minion understand what the Shetland pony was saying?… Because he was a little horse. (Horse Jokes)
- What do minions excel at in school?… Gru-p projects. (365 Teacher Jokes)
- Surely Minions should be called Gru-pies? (365 Music Jokes)
- What do Minions call their Grandmas?… Ba-Nanas.(Grandparent Jokes & Banana Jokes)
- Why do Minions put their money in the freezer?… They like cold hard cash.
- Banana is the fruit with most a-peel to Minions. (Banana Jokes)
- Not many people realize that Despicable Me and the Minion films are based on a Gru story. (Movie Jokes)
- Minions do most of their shopping on Gru-pon.(Black Friday Jokes)
- Surely Minions should be called Gru-pies? (365 Music Jokes)
- What does the Minion’s say to its favorite food before they leave the house?… I’m going, bananas. (Banana Jokes)
- What’s a minion’s favorite song?… “Mellow Yellow”
- What happened when the naughty Minion got sent to the principals’s office?… He went bananas. (Principal Jokes & Banana Jokes)
- What type of bread of Minions like best?… Gru-ten free. (Bread Jokes)
- Which clothes shop do Minions like best?… Banana Republic. (Banana Jokes)
- Why do Minions take their bananas to the barbers?… Because they get split ends. (Banana Jokes & Barber Jokes)
- What type of schools do Minions like going to?… Banana sundae schools. (Ice Cream Jokes & Jokes for Teachers)
- I used to hate Despicable Me and the Minions… but they Gru on me.
- What is worse than a Minion eating bananas?… A Minion going bananas. (Banana Jokes)
- Why did the Minion phone an ambulance for his banana?… Because it wasn’t peeling very well. (Banana Jokes)
- What is Gru’s favorite type of steak?… Filet Minion. (Cow Jokes)
- Where does Gru take Kyle to get his fur trimmed?… The Gru-mers!
- What did the doctor say to the Minion?… You’ve got yellow fever. (Doctor Jokes)
- Why do Minions spend so much time on the internet?… Because they love Gru-gle searches. (Computer Jokes)
- Why did the Minion give up work?… The hours were just too Gru-eling. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What would you call a Minion that is covered in black stripes?… A despicable bee. (Bee Jokes)
- What musical instrument did the Minion keep in the bathroom?… A tuba toothpaste. (365 Music Jokes)
- What do you call a Nintendo Wii character that looks like a Minion?… Despicable Mii.
- Why did the Minion cross the playground?… To get to the other slide.
- What does the inside of a Minion’s wallet look like?… A Minion dollars.
- Why do Minions run round their beds?… To catch up on their sleep. (Napping Jokes)
- Why do Minions wear two pairs of pants when they play golf?… In case they get a hole in one. (Golf Jokes)
- Why couldn’t the Minion understand what the Shetland pony was saying?… Because he was a little horse.(Horse Jokes)
- What did the banana say to the Minion?… Nothing, bananas can’t talk! (Banana Jokes)
- When was the Despicable Me film released?… A Minion years ago. (Movie Jokes)
- What did the banana say to the Minion?… Nothing, bananas can’t talk! (Banana Jokes)
- What is the best thing to do if you come across a blue banana?… Try to cheer it up. (Banana Jokes)
- What do Minion ghosts eat?… Boo-nanas. (Banana Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
- What is the fastest way for Minions to get from the first floor to the ground floor?… By sliding down the banana-ster! (Banana Jokes)
- What do you call a small, yellow onion?… A Minion.
- Why did so many Minions fall in love with the charming banana?… Because he was a smoothie. (Banana Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about minions?
- Minions love bananas a whole bunch. (Banana Jokes)
- Why couldn’t the Minion yell high?… Because he could only yell low.
- Why do Minions refuse to watch horror films?… They find them too Gru-some. (Movie Jokes)
- How do Minions travel?… In a yellow submarine. (365 Music Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good minions knock-knock joke?
- What do you call someone who has a huge amount of Minions?… A Minion-aire.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good minion knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- Kevin and Bob left all their worldly goods to Stuart because they wanted to make him a multi Minion heir.
- What do you get if you cross a pug with Gru from Despicable Me?… A group hug. (Dog Jokes)
- What did the Russian government do when it was announced that they needed to replace their spies?… They Gru new ones. (World Geography Jokes)
- What’s Bob’s favorite Tom Cruise movie?… Minion Impossible. (Movie Jokes)
- What’s a minion’s soda?… “Mellow Yellow”
- What’s a minion’s favorite song?… “Mellow Yellow” (365 Music Jokes)
- What do minions eat on Halloween?… Boo-nanas. (Banana Jokes / Funny Halloween Jokes / Ghost Jokes)
- What did Scarlett Overkill say to her favorite yellow henchman?… You really are one in a Minion.
- What do Minions say when they pick up the telephone?… Yellow.
- What’s clear and smells like bananas?… A minion fart. (Banana Jokes)
- What does the girl do after she has been helped by one of Gru’s henchmen?… She thanks a Minion.
- Why did the Minion give Gru two banana skins for his birthday?… Because he’d asked for a pair of slippers. (Banana Jokes)
- What did the policeman say when he bumped into Bob, Stuart and Kevin?… Yellow, yellow, yellow. (Police Jokes)
- What’s yellow and always points north?… A magnetic Minion.
- Why do Minion’s put sunscreen on their bananas?… To stop them from peeling. (Banana Jokes)
- Have you heard that they aren’t going to be growing bananas any longer?… They’ve already long enough. (Banana Jokes)
- Why do Minions take their bananas to the hairdressers?… Because they get split ends. (Banana Jokes)
- What do minions exceed at in school?… Gru-p projects. (Jokes for Teachers)
- What car do minions like to drive?… SubaGru. (Car Jokes)