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July Jokes for Kids & Top 10 July Jokes
- July 1st: Top 10 Canada Day Jokes: How do the Blue Jays get ready for a game?… The worm-up! (Worm Jokes & Baseball Jokes)
- July 1st: Top 10 July Jokes: Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who? July down to take a nap. (Nap Jokes)
- Top 10 Fireworks Jokes: I’m good at firework displays. I’ve got a flare for it. (Labor Day Jokes for Kids)
- Top 10 Watermelon Jokes: When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
- July 4th: Top 10 Knock Knock Jokes for the 4th of July: How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- July 4th: Top 10 4th of July Jokes: What dance was very popular in 1776?…Indepen-dance! (American Revolution Jokes)
- Top 10 Summer Camp Jokes: What is a math teacher’s and math students’s favorite type of camp?… “Sum”mer Camp! (Math Jokes for Kids)
- Top 10 Stanley Cup Jokes:
- Friday the 13th Jokes: There’s a Friday the 13th this December… A nightmare before Christmas some may say. (December Jokes & World’s Best Christmas Jokes)
- July 14th: Top 10 Bastille Day Jokes: Why were nobles decapitated during the French Revolution?… The peasants thought they were getting just too far a head.
- Top 10 Shark Week Jokes: Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a Chatham Great White Shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on! (Cape Cod Jokes & Lawyer Jokes)
- Top 10 Basketball Jokes
- July 18th: Top 10 Ice Cream Jokes: What school do kids like to go to during the summer?… Sundae school – because of all the ice cream! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
- July 21st National Hot Dog Day: Top 10 Hot Dog Jokes: What did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal?… I’m a wiener! (Summer Olympic Jokes)
- July 21st: National Junk Food Day: Top 10 Junk Food Jokes:
- July 23rd: Top 10 Summer Olympics Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in at the Summer Olympics in Tokyo? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
- July 31st: Top 10 Harry Potter Jokes: On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?… About nine and three quarters. (Math Jokes for Kids)
- Top 10 Archery Jokes: What did the archer get when he hit a bull’s eye?… a very angry bull. (Animal Jokes for Kids)
- Top 10 Artistic Gymnastics Jokes: What do you get when you cross a painter with a tumbler?… An Artistic Gymnast.
- Top 10 Artistic Swimming Jokes: What do you get when you throw a painter into the pool?… Artistic Swimming.
- Top 10 Badminton Jokes: Why are badminton players so loud?… Because they are always making a RACKET!
- Top 10 Baseball Jokes:Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
- Top 10 Basketball Jokes: What do the USA Olympic Basketball team, Karl Malone, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Mailman Jokes)
- Top 10 Beach Volleyball Jokes: Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?… For the chance to gain some experience in the service. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes)
- Top 10 BMX Freestyle Jokes: What race is never run?… A BMX race. (Bike Jokes)
- Top 10 BMX Racing Jokes: Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement. (Bike Jokes)
- Boxing: Top 10 Boxing Jokes: What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?… The punch line!
- Canoe: Top 10 Canoe Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe light some more fireworks? (4th of July Knock Knock Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
- Diving: Top 10 Diving Jokes: Why did the teacher dive into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (Jokes for Teachers)
- Equestrian: Top 10 Equestrian Jokes: Where do U.S. Olympic horses get their hair done?… Maine. (Top State Jokes)
- Top 10 Fencing Jokes: Fencing jokes?… What’s the point?
- USA Soccer: Top 10 Soccer Jokes: Why did the soccer ball quit the team?… It was tired of being kicked around.
- Golf: Top 10 Golf Jokes: Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf match?… He screamed with every swing.
- USA Handball: Top 10 Handball Jokes @USATH What did the mummy handball coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
- Field Hockey: Top 10 Field Hockey Jokes: Why do field hockey players never sweat?… They have too many fans!
- USA Judo Top 10 Judo Jokes: President of Judo Club: “Now, what should the colors of our club be?”… Student: “I’d suggest black and blue.”
- USA Karate Top 10 Karate Jokes: Why did the black belt get arrested?… He held up a pair of pants.
- Marathon Swimming Jokes
- Modern Pentathlon USA Modern Pentathlon Top 10 Pentathlon Jokes
- Mountain Biking Top 10 Mountain Biking Jokes
- Rhythmic Gymnastics Top 10 Rhythmic Gymnastics Jokes
- Road Cycling Cycling: Top 10 Cycling Jokes: Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement.
- USA Rowing: Top 10 Rowing Jokes
- USA Rugby (7s): Top 10 Rugby Jokes
- A man went to the doctor one day and said: “I’ve just been playing Rugby and when I got back I found that when I touched my legs, my arms, my head, my tummy and everywhere else, it really hurt.” So the doctor said: “You’ve broken your finger.”
- USA sailing: Top 10 Sailing Jokes
- USA shooting @USAShooting (40.2K followers)
- Skateboarding Top 10 Skateboarding Jokes: Where do you learn to skate?… In a boarding school. (Jokes for Teachers)
- Sport Climbing Top 10 Sports Climbing Jokes
- Surfing Top 10 Surfing Jokes
- Swimming: Swimming Jokes: What kind of stroke can you use on toast?… BUTTER-fly!
- USA Table Tennis: Top 10 Table Tennis Jokes:
- USA Taekwondo: Top 10 Taekwondo Jokes
- USA Tennis: Top 10 Tennis Jokes: Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?… To them, “Love” means nothing. (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- USA Kayak: Top 10 Kayak Jokes: Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were getting cold so they decided to light a fire in their boat. It promptly sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
- USA Gymnastics: Top 10 Gymnastics Jokes: How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice?… A split second!
- Track Cycling
- Trampoline
- USA Triathlon: Top 10 Triathlon Jokes: Who is the unofficial sponsor of the oldest Triathlon?… Ironman!
- USA Volleyball Top 10 Volleyball Jokes: What can you serve but never eat?… A volleyball!
- USA Racquetball: Top 10 Racquetball Jokes: My racquetball opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it.
- ASA / USA Softball: Top 10 Softball Jokes: What did the softball glove say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!”
- USA Water Polo: Top 10 Water Polo Jokes
- USA Wrestling: Top 10 Wrestling Jokes
- Top Marathon Jokes
- USA Roller Sports: @USARS (5K followers)
- US Squash: @USSQUASH (4.3K followers)
- US Track and Field: @usatf (123K followers)
- USA Water Ski: @USAWaterSki (4.5K followers)
- Bowling: Top 10 Bowling Jokes: Why should a bowling alley be quiet?… So you can hear a pin drop!
- USA Weightlifting: @USWeightlifting (43K followers)
- Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who? July down to take a nap. (Nap Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July when you get caught doing something wrong.
- Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July in court and you go to jail for perjury.
- Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July to your mom and she gets mad. (Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)
- Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July to your dad and he gets mad. (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids)
- What month can you never trust?… July (get it Ju LIE!)
- Which month is most likely to commit perjury?… July (get it Ju LIE!)
- What do you call a snowman in July?… A puddle. (Christmas Jokes for Kids & July Jokes for Kids)
- July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (4th of July Jokes for Kids & Biology Jokes for Kids)
- An iPhone and a firework were arrested on the 4th of July. One was charged and the other was let off. (Police Jokes)
- I’m good at firework displays. I’ve got a flare for it. (Labor Day Jokes for Kids)
- “Don’t light those fireworks!” Dad exploded. (Fathers Day Jokes)
- Why should you research fireworks before you buy them?… To get the best bang for your buck!
- Bullets and fireworks are the only things that do their job after they’ve been fired. (Labor Day Jokes)
- The police have arrested two men for stealing batteries and fireworks…. They charged one and let the other one off! (Police Jokes)
- Little Johnny’s father gives him $50 to buy some fireworks for new year. When he returns, they try a couple but none of them worked “Johnny, where did you get these fireworks? None of them work” “Strange, when I was on my way back, I tried them all and they worked just fine” (Father’s Day Jokes)
- I was afraid I might fail my fireworks exam… But I passed with flying colors. (180 School Jokes)
- What is Uncle Sam’s favorite snack?… Fire crackers. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
- How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- What dance was very popular in 1776?…Indepen-dance! (American Revolution Jokes)
- What did one flag say to the other flag?…..Nothing. It just waved! (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
- Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?…Yeah, it cracked me up! (American Revolution Jokes)
- What did King George think of the American colonists?…He thought they were revolting! (American Revolution Jokes)
- What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?…Liberty! (American Revolution Jokes)
- Do they have a 4th of July in England?…Yes. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th. (4th of July Quiz)
- Teacher “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” (Social Studies Jokes)
- Which colonists told the most jokes?… Punsylvanians! (Top 50 State Jokes)
- What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree. (Memorial Day Jokes for Kids)
- How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- What dance was very popular in 1776?…Indepen-dance! (American Revolution Jokes)
- What did one flag say to the other flag?…..Nothing. It just waved! (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
- Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?…Yeah, it cracked me up! (American Revolution Jokes)
- What did King George think of the American colonists?…He thought they were revolting! (American Revolution Jokes)
- What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?…Liberty! (American Revolution Jokes)
- Do they have a 4th of July in England?…Yes. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th. (4th of July Quiz)
- Teacher “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” (Social Studies Jokes)
- Which colonists told the most jokes?… Punsylvanians! (Top 50 State Jokes)
- What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree. (Memorial Day Jokes for Kids)
- Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Tarzan… Tarzan who?… Tarzan stripes forever! (Tarzan Jokes)
- “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?”… “On the bottom!” (American Revolution Jokes)
- Why were the first Americans like ants?… They lived in colonies.
- What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War?…Chicken Catch-a-Tory! (American Revolution Jokes)
- How did American colonists’ dogs protest against England?… The Boston Flea Party. (Dog Jokes for Kids)
- What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?…The Americans licked the British. (World Geography Jokes)
- How did American colonists’ dogs protest against England?… The Boston Flea Party. (Dog Jokes for Kids)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Sadie… Sadie, who?… Sadie Pledge of Allegiance — it’s the Fourth of July! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?…Tea-shirts. (American Revolution Jokes)
- What do you call an AWESOME American drawing by a child?… A Yankee Doodle Dandy!