Google Search “Halloween Jokes”

We love Halloween and great Halloween twitter accounts. We will start to share these jokes once Halloween candy hits the supermarkets. Our 1st sighting was July 27th, 2021.

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Halloween jokes.
  2. What do minions eat on Halloween?… Boo-nanas. (Banana Jokes / Funny Halloween Jokes / Ghost Jokes)
  3. “Happy Halloween to all and to all a good fright!” Hubie Dubois! (Movie Jokes)
  4. What did one Pumpkin say to the other?… Happy Hollowing! (Pumpkin Jokes)
  5. Why is corn popular around Halloween?… Because it’s so earie. (Corn Jokes)
  6. If you eat too many salted pretzels on Halloween, what happens the next day?… November thirst. (Funny Halloween Jokes & November Jokes)
  7. Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the luge team?… They needed a little team spirit. (Luge Jokes)
  8. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Hans… Hans who?… Hans off my Halloween candy! (Candy Jokes)
  9. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Halloween?
  10. What do you call corn that’s been frightened?… Screamed corn. (Corn Jokes)
  11. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Halloween knock-knock joke?
  12. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Halloween knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  13. How do you describe Halloween corn?… It’s eerie. (Corn Jokes)
  14. What do football players wear on Halloween?… Face masks! (Football Jokes)
  15. What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?… The “Bogey” man. (Friday the 13th Jokes & Golf Jokes)
  16. This Halloween on the East Coast I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions this Halloween…. Because we’re gonna get rocked like a hurricane. (Funny Halloween Jokes & Music Jokes)
  17. What do you call a wild dog that you can’t find?… A WHEREwolf! (Halloween Jokes / Werewolf Jokes / Dog Jokes)
  18. Why was the skeleton always left out of the sailing trip?… Because he had no body to go with. (Funny Halloween Jokes & Skeleton Jokes)
  19. What do you call a wild dog that you can’t find?… A WHEREwolf! (Halloween Jokes / Werewolf Jokes / Dog Jokes)
  20. What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?… Be my Valenstein! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  21. Who did Christopher Robin dress up as for Halloween?… Christopher Robin Hood. (Robin Hood Jokes & Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  22. What does an invisible man drink?… Evaporated milk! (Milk Jokes)
  23. What’s the scariest day on the Hawaiian calendar?…Hula-ween. (Hawaii Jokes & October Jokes)
  24. Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Phillip!… Phillip who?… Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please! (Candy Jokes)
  25. What do birds say on Halloween?… “Trick or tweet!” (Bird Jokes)
  26. Which Halloween monster is good at math?… Count Dracula! (Dracula Jokes & Math Jokes for Kids)
  27. Why are ghosts terrible liars?… You can see right through them! (Ghost Jokes)
  28. What do mummies listen to on Halloween?… Wrap music. (Music Jokes & Mummy Jokes)
  29. Know why skeletons are so calm?… Because nothing gets under their skin.
  30. Which type of pants do ghosts wear to trick or treat?… Boo jeans. (Ghost Jokes)
  31. How do vampires get around on Halloween?… On blood vessels.
  32. Why did the Vampire read The New York Times?… He heard it had great circulation.
  33. Why can’t hockey players dress up for Halloween?… They always take their face off.
  34. Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? Don’t cry … it’s just my Halloween costume!
  35. Where do fashionable ghosts shop?… Bootiques!
  36. What do witches put on to go trick or treating?… Mas-scare-a.
  37. Why didn’t Jason wear his hockey mask for Halloween?… Because you don’t wear white after Labor Day.
  38. What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?… “You sure are boo-tiful!
  39. Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with?… His ghoul friend.
  40. Which hockey players can’t you trust?… Anyone on the Dev
  41. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Olive!… Olive who?… Olive your Halloween costume!
  42. What’s a vampire’s least favorite meal?… A steak!
  43. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!
  44. What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging?… You never know which witch is which!
  45. What kind of bats fly around the school at night?… AlphaBATS!
  46. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream.
  47. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Bee! Bee who? Bee-ware, there’s a full moon this Halloween!
  48. What’s a monster’s favorite play?… Romeo and Ghouliet!
  49. Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?… They have no body to love.
  50. Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Ben! Ben who? Ben waiting for Halloween all year!
  51. What do ghosts put on their cereal in the morning?… “Boo” berries and “boo”nanas.
  52. What do you get when you take the inside out of a hotdog?… A “hollow” weenie.
  53. What are the birds giving out for Halloween this year?… “Tweets!”
  54. Why was the baby ghost sad?… He wanted his “mummy.”
  55. What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?… You sure are “boo” tiful!
  56. How do you make a witch itch?… You take away the W.
  57. What pants do ghosts wear?… BOO jeans.
  58. What do ghosts serve for dessert?… I scream!
  59. What did one jack-o-lantern say to the other jack-o-lantern on their way to the party?… Let’s get “glowing”!
  60. Why do witches fly around on broomsticks? Because their vacuum cleaners are too heavy.
  61. What did the little ghost say to his mom? “I’ve got a boo boo!”
  62. How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickle it’s funny bone.
  63. Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game? Because they couldn’t find their bats.
  64. Where do baby ghosts go during the day? DaySCARE centers.
  65. Who did Frankenstein take to the party? His ghoul friend.
  66. How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.
  67. What’s a ghost’s favorite party game? Hide and go shriek!
  68. What do baby ghosts wear on their feet? BOOties.
  69. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe, who? Canoe tell us some knock knock jokes today, too?
  70. Knock knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad it’s Halloween?
  71. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive Halloween!
  72. Knock knock! Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? I didn’t mean to make you cry.
  73. Knock knock! Who’s there? Frank. Frank who? Frankenstein!
  74. Knock knock! Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda go for a ride on my broomstick?
  75. Knock knock! Who’s there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phillip my bag with candy.
  76. Knock knock! Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben waiting for Halloween all year.
  77. Knock knock! Who’s there? Who. Who who? Are you an owl?
  78. Knock knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce have some candy, please.
  79. Knock knock! Who’s there? Justin Justin who? Just in time for Halloween!
  80. Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Witch! Witch who? Witch one of you will give me lots of Halloween candy?
  81. Where does Dracula keep his money?… In a blood bank.
  82. What do owls say when they go trick or treating?… “Happy Owl-ween!”
  83. What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy?… “Trick-or-feet!”
  84. Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?… Because they have no-body to go with.
  85. Where do ghosts buy their Halloween candy?… At the ghost-ery store!
  86. How do you make a skeleton laugh?… You tickle his funny bone!
  87. What tops off a mummy’s ice cream sundae?… Whipped scream.
  88. What do ghosts give out to trick or treaters?… Booberries!
  89. Why was the candy corn booed off the stage?… All of his jokes were too corny!
  90. What Halloween candy is never on time for the party?… Choco-LATE!
  91. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!
  92. Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana Who? Ivana suck your blood!
  93. Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie?… He didn’t have the guts.
  94. Why don’t mummies take vacations?… They’re afraid to unwind.
  95. What is a vampire’s favorite holiday, besides Halloween?… Fangs-giving!
  96. What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal?… “Bone Appetit!”
  97. What do witches put on their bagels?… Scream cheese.
  98. What do ghosts eat for dinner?… Spook-ghetti!
  99. What do skeletons order at restaurants?… Spare ribs.
  100. What did the school put on the bagels for breakfast on Halloween?… Scream cheese. (Bagel Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
  101. What’s a ghost’s favorite yogurt flavor?… Boo-berry!
  102. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Hans… Hans who?… Hans off my Halloween candy!
  103. Why did the headless horseman go into business?… He wanted to get ahead in life.
  104. Why did the headless horseman go school?… He wanted to get ahead in life.
  105. What does a panda ghost eat?… Bam-BOO!
  106. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Fangs… Fangs who?… Fangs for letting me in!
  107. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Fangs… Fangs who?… Fangs for the candy!
  108. Why did the Cyclops give up teaching? He only had one pupil!
  109. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dishes!… Dishes who?… Dishes a very Halloween bad joke!
  110. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dishes!… Dishes who?… Dishes is a great Halloween!
  111. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dishes!… Dishes who?… Dishes is a great Halloween costume!
  112. Why did the ghost go into the bar?… For the Boos.
  113. What did the mummy coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Funny Halloween Jokes & Sailing Jokes)