Winter Olympics Jokes: Luge Jokes

by | Feb 6, 2022 | Education, Latest News

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Dates for 2022 Winter Olympics February 4th – February 20th

Google Search “Luge Jokes” 

  1. Knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Who are you cheering for in the luge competition at the Winter Olympics in Beijing? (Winter Olympics Knock Knock Jokes)
  2. Fourth place in the Olympic luge?… You win some, you luge some.
  3. Why did the luge racers son become so good at it?… He was a chip off the old block. (Father’s Day Jokes)
  4. What was the luge racers favorite band?… New kids on the block! (365 Music Jokes)
  5. Why did Charlie Brown like luge so much?… They always said he was a blockhead! (Charlie Brown Jokes)
  6. What did the luge rider’s toddler do while he trained?… Played with blocks. (180 School Jokes)
  7. Why did the pirate want to see the luge race?… He heard there would be lots of Booties there. (Pirate Jokes)
  8. Why was it so easy for the luge racer to stay out of trouble?… She always stayed in line.
  9. Why did the robbers go to the Winter Olympics?… They heard about all the banks in the luge competition. (Winter Olympics Jokes)
  10. What was the luge athlete’s favorite part of their cupcake?… The icing! (Cupcake Jokes)
  11. Why did the luger stop eating?… He wanted to be faster.
  12. Where did the luge racer take his girlfriend?… The snow ball. (Winter Jokes)
  13. Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the luge team?… They needed a little team spirit. (Halloween Jokes)
  14. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Winter Olympics luge jokes.
  15. What do you call luge racers in Super Mario Bros.?… Luigi-ers.
  16. Why did the twins say they wanted to be on the Olympic luge team when they grew up?… They heard they had a double competition.
  17. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the luge competition at the Winter Olympics?
  18. Which luge team has the coolest helmets?… The one with the most fans.
  19. Why was Cinderella so bad at the luge?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Halloween Jokes)
  20. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Winter Olympics luge knock-knock joke?
  21. Where do luge athletes go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
  22. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Winter Olympics luge knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  23. A book never written: “The Luge Olympic Trials” by Willy Qualify. (Book Jokes)
  24. What did the groundhog’s trainer tell the luge athlete before the Winter Olympics?… Gopher gold. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  25. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about luge? (Winter Olympics Knock Knock Jokes)
  26. A book never written: “How to Win Luge at the Winter Olympics” by Vick Tori. (Book Jokes)
  27. Why do Canadians do well in the luge competition at the Winter Olympics?… Because they always bring their eh Game. (Canada Jokes)
  28. The Easter Bunny joined the luge competition at the Winter Olympics… He heard first place gets 24 carrots. (Easter Jokes)
  29. Why was the luge medalist not able to listen to music?… Because he broke the record! (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  30. What did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal in the luge at the Winter Olympics?… I’m a wiener! (Hot Dog Jokes)
  31. Why do Canadians do well in the Winter Olympics?… Because they always bring their eh game. (Canada Jokes)
  32. Which country brought the most competitors to the 2022 Winter Olympics?… Brazil. They brought 8 Brazilian athletes.