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  1. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Who are you cheering for in the Winter Olympics in Beijing? (Winter Olympics Knock Knock Jokes)
  2. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Winter Olympics in Beijing? (Winter Olympics Knock Knock Jokes)
  3. A book never written: “How to Win at the Winter Olympics” by Vick Tori. (Book Jokes)
  4. Why was the Winter Olympian not able to listen to music?… Because he broke the record! (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  5. Why did the spotted jungle cat get disqualified from the Winter Olympics?… It was a cheetah. 
  6. Teacher: Please use the word “account” in a sentence. Student: Sure. “On account of three, we’ll start the race.” (Jokes for Teachers & Grammar Jokes)
  7. What did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal?… I’m a wiener! (Hot Dog Jokes)
  8. Why were the skiing elephants thrown out of the Olympics?… Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up! (Elephant Jokes & Swimming Jokes)
  9. Why can’t tomatoes win races against lettuce at the Winter Games?…  The lettuce are always a head, and the tomatoes are always trying to ketchup! (Lettuce Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  10. Why couldn’t the dog compete in the Winter Olympics?… He wasn’t a part of the human race! (Marathon Jokes & (Dog Jokes)
  11. Why couldn’t the bike finish the Olympic race?…It was two-tired. (Bike Jokes)
  12. A book never written: “Ski Juimping” by Will E. Makit. ((Marathon Jokes & Book Jokes)
  13. Why is it so hot in a stadium after the Olympic games are over?… Because all the fans have left!
  14. Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?… She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
  15. A book never written: “The Olympic Trials” by Willy Qualify. (Book Jokes)
  16. How do fireflies start a race?… “On your mark. Get set. Glow!”
  17. What’s the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?… Prontosaurus.
  18. What did the groundhog’s trainer tell him before the Winter Olympics?… Gopher gold. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)