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January Jokes / Top 10 January Jokes

  1. January 1st: Top 10 New Year’s Day Jokes: What did the triple jumper say to the track & field team on January 1st?… Hoppy New Year! (365 Sports Jokes & Track & Field Jokes)
  2. January 4th: National Spaghetti Day Jokes Top 10 Spaghetti JokesWhat do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta. (Pasta Jokes)
  3. January 5th: National Bird Day Top 10 Bird Jokes: What’s a good winter tip?… Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. (Winter Jokes for Kids & Bird Jokes)
  4. January 11th National Milk Day: Top 10 Milk JokesWhat do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?… A MILK DUD! (Candy Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  5. January 15th National Hat Day: Top 10 Hat Jokes: Why are hat jokes the hardest to understand?… Because they always go right over your head!
  6. January 15th National Bagel Day: Top 10 Bagel JokesWhy are hat jokes the hardest to understand?… Because they always go right over your head!
  7. January 18th Winnie the Pooh Day: Top 10 Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin. (Bird Jokes)
  8. January 19th: National Popcorn Day JokesTop 10 Popcorn Jokes: Why aren’t there many jokes about popcorn?… Because they are corny. (Corn Jokes)
  9. January 20th Inauguration Day: Top 10 Inauguration Jokes: What’s Joe doing until January 20th?… BIDEN his time. (January Jokes)
  10. January 20th National Penguin Day
  11. January 23rd National Pie Day: Top 10 Pie Jokes
  12. January 24th: National Peanut Butter Day JokesTop 10 Peanut Butter Jokes
  13. January 30th National Croissant Day Top 10 Croissant Jokes

February Jokes / Top 10 February Jokes

  1. February 1st: Top 10 February Jokes: February 1st, 1234 AD must’ve been the birth of the world’s best drummer… One / two / one two three four! (Music Jokes)
  2. February 2nd: Top 10 Groundhog Day JokesDoes anybody know any good Groundhog Day jokes?… I feel like I keep hearing the same ones over and over again.
  3. February 7th: Top 10 Super Bowl Jokes: Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he only has one.
  4. February 7th: Top 10 Super Bowl Bowl LV Jokes: Super Bowl LI: The last time a group of New Englanders destroyed Atlanta this badly… Sherman marched to the sea! (Civil War Jokes / New England Jokes / Georgia Jokes)
  5. February 9th: National Pizza Day Top 10 Pizza Jokes: What’s the difference between a pizza and our pizza jokes?… Our pizza jokes can’t be topped!
  6. February 13th: Super Bowl LVI Jokes: Top 56 Super Bowl Jokes
  7. February 14th Top 10 Valentine’s Day JokesI just got a text from my girlfriend that said, “I bought you an awesome Valentine’s Day gift! xox” I really hope she spelled “Xbox” wrong. 
  8. February 15th President’s Day: Top 10 President’s Day Jokes: Have you seen the picture of Mount Rushmore before it was carved… It’s completely unprecedented. (Presidents’ Day Jokes & South Dakota Jokes)
  9. February 29th: Top 10 Leap Year JokesWhat is a frog’s favorite month?… February. It has a Leap Year. (Leap Year Jokes & Frog Jokes)

March Jokes
 / Top 10 March Jokes

  1. March 1st: Top 10 March Jokes: Can February March?… No, but April May. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  2. March 2nd: Top 10 Dr. Seuss Jokes: What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite school subject?… HISStory. (Cat Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
  3. March 4th Top 10 Grammar JokesI once fell in love with someone who only knew 4 vowels. They didn’t know I existed. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  4. March 6th: Top 10 Oreo Jokes: What’s was the cookies favorite band?… OREO Speedwagon… (I heard it from a friend, who heard it from a friend…) (Music Jokes)
  5. March 7th Top 10 Cereal JokesHow did Reese eat her cereal?… Witherspoon. (Movie Jokes)
  6. March 9th National Meatball Day Top 10 Meatball Jokes: Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball!
  7. Top 10 March Madness JokesWhy was the sports fan acting so crazy?… He had March Madness! (March Madness Jokes)
  8. Top 10 Winter JokesWhat is the most competitive season?… “Win” ter. (365 Sports Jokes)
  9. Top 10 Spring Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes Rain Jokes)
  10. March 14th Selection Sunday: Top 10 March Madness Jokes: Why was the sports fan acting so crazy?… He had March Madness! (March Madness Jokes)
  11. March 14th Top 10 Pi Day Jokes: Pi Day…. Come to think of it, we wouldn’t mind celebrating forever.
  12. March 14th Top 10 Daylight Savings Jokes: Most modern clocks these days auto-update when daylight savings begins/ends. So this morning I’m walking around my house thinking wow… …times have changed.
  13. March 15th: Ides of March Jokes: Top 10 Ides of March JokesCelebrate the Ides of March with a donut. In fact…Eat two, Brute. (Donut Jokes)
  14. March 15th: Top 10 Napping Jokes: Did you hear about the kidnapping?…. He’s still sleeping!
  15. March 17th: Top 10 St. Patrick’s Day JokesKnock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  16. March 20th: Top 10 Spring JokesIf April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes Rain Jokes)
  17. March 31st: Top 10 Crayon Jokes: Why do nurses carry red crayons to work?… In case they has to draw blood.

April Jokes / Top 10 April Jokes

  1. April 1st Top 10 April Fools’ Day Jokes: Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it! (April Jokes)
  2. April 1st Top 10 Opening Day Baseball Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  3. April 1st National Burrito Day: Top 10 Burrito Jokes: Why do they have so many Taco Bells in Anchorage?… Because Alaskans love brrrrrrrritos. (Alaska Jokes)
  4. April 4th: Top 10 Easter Jokes: What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?… IHOP.
  5. April 5th: Top 10 Final Four Jokes: A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes / Grandparent Jokes / Dentist Jokes)
  6. April 7th: Top 10 Walking Jokes: I was walking home late one night when I saw dozens of giant cupcakes and pies everywhere. It was kind of scary… The streets were oddly desserted. (Cupcake Jokes & Pie Jokes)
  7. April 19th: Top 10 Patriots’ Day Jokes: What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (Music Jokes)
  8. April 22nd: Top 10 Earth Day Jokes: All joking aside, what should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? (Camping Jokes for Kids)
  9. April 25th World Penguin Day: Top 10 Penguin Jokes Why don’t you see any penguins in Britain?… Because they’re afraid of Wales! (World Geography Jokes)
  10. April 26th: Top 10 Pretzel JokesWhat’s a pretzel’s favorite dance?… The twist.
  11. April 30th: Top 10 Arbor Day Jokes: How do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Computer Jokes for Kids)

May Jokes / Top 10 May Jokes

  1. Top 10 Spring Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflower’s bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes Rain Jokes)
  2. May 1st: Top 10 May Day JokesDid you hear Ted Danson is the spokesperson for May Day… Of course, he played Sam “May Day” Malone in the sitcom Cheers. (Baseball Jokes)
  3. Top 10 Kentucky Derby Jokes: How does a Kentucky Derby horse greet another horse?…With Southern Horspitality!
  4. May 4th: Top 10 May the Fourth Be With You Jokes: What does Luke Skywalker say whilst playing golf… May the course be with you! (Golf Jokes)
  5. May 5th: Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth JokesWhy did Anikin Walker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
  6. May 5thTop 10 Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday.
  7. May 6th: Top 10 Nurse JokesThe nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.” (Biology Jokes for Kids & Halloween Jokes)
  8. May 7th: Full Moon JokesTop 10 Full Moon JokesWhy wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  9. Top 10 Mother’s Day Jokes: What did the mother rope say to her child?…“Don’t be knotty.”
  10. May 13th: Apple Pie Day Top 10 Apple Pie Jokes: Why did the waitress say when Rick Astley asked to hurry up his order of apple pie and vanilla ice cream?… I”m never gonna run around and dessert you.” (Music Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
  11. May 15th: Chocolate Chip Cookie Day: When should you take a chocolate chip cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy. 
  12. May 23rd World Turtle Day: Top 10 Turtle Jokes: What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?… A Turtle-Neck (Giraffe Jokes for Kids & Fall Jokes)
  13. Top 10 Memorial Day JokesWhat was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  14. May 31st Top 10 Memorial Day Jokes: My great-grandfather fought with Napoleon, my grandfather fought with the French and my father fought with the Americans…. Your relatives couldn’t get along with anyone, could they? (Grandparent Jokes)

June Jokes / Top 10 June Jokes

  1. Top 10 Graduation JokesA book never written: “The Last Day of School?” by Wendy Belrings (School Jokes for Kids)
  2. Top 10 Jokes for the Last Day of School: Principal: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s the last day of school! (Principal Jokes for Kids)
  3. June 3rd National Egg Day: Top 10 Egg Jokes: What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day! (Egg Jokes for Kids)
  4. June 4th National Cheese Day: Top 10 Cheese Jokes: What do you call cheese that is sad?… Blue cheese. (Psychology Jokes)
  5. June 5th National Donut DayTop 10 Donut Jokes: What is a pilot’s favorite type of donut? A plain (plane) donut! (Donut Jokes for Kids & Pilot Jokes for Kids)
  6. June 6th National Trails Day: Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  7. June 8th World Oceans Day: Top 10 Ocean Jokes: What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?… A life saver! (Candy Jokes)
  8. June 14th: Flag DayTeacher: “How did the Founding Fathers decide on our country’s flag?” Student: “I guess they took a flag poll!” (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
  9. June 17thBunker Hill Day American Revolutionary War JokesWhat happened as a result of the Stamp Act?… The Americans licked the British.
  10. June 17th: National Lobster Day Jokes Why don’t lobsters share?… They’re shellfish. #NationalLobsterDay
  11. June 21st Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes: What is the official dessert of Father’s Day?… a “pop” sicle. (Summer Jokes for Kids & Popsicle Jokes for Kids) (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  12. June 21st: Top 10 Summer Solstice Jokes: Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
  13. Saturday June 24th: Great American Backyard CampoutDid you hear about the camping trip?… It was in – tents (intense)! (Camping Jokes)
  14. June 27th National Sunglasses Day Top 10 Sunglasses Jokes: Son: “Hey Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?” Dad: “No son, have you seen my dad glasses?” (Dad Jokes)

July Jokes for Kids Top 10 July Jokes

  1. July 1st: Top 10 Canada Day Jokes: How do the Blue Jays get ready for a game?… The worm-up! (Worm Jokes & Baseball Jokes)
  2. July 1st: Top 10 July JokesKnock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who? July down to take a nap. (Nap Jokes)
  3. Top 10 Fireworks Jokes: I’m good at firework displays. I’ve got a flare for it. (Labor Day Jokes for Kids)
  4. Top 10 Watermelon JokesWhen do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  5. July 4th: Top 10 Knock Knock Jokes for the 4th of July: How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  6. July 4th: Top 10 4th of July JokesWhat dance was very popular in 1776?…Indepen-dance! (American Revolution Jokes)
  7. Top 10 Summer Camp Jokes: What is a math teacher’s and math students’s favorite type of camp?… “Sum”mer Camp! (Math Jokes for Kids)
  8. Top 10 Stanley Cup Jokes:
  9. July 14th: Top 10 Bastille Day JokesWhy were nobles decapitated during the French Revolution?… The peasants thought they were getting just too far a head.
  10. Top 10 Shark Week Jokes: Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a Chatham Great White Shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on! (Cape Cod Jokes Lawyer Jokes)
  11. Top 10 Basketball Jokes
  12. July 18th: Top 10 Ice Cream Jokes: What school do kids like to go to during the summer?… Sundae school – because of all the ice cream! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
  13. July 21st National Hot Dog Day: Top 10 Hot Dog JokesWhat did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal?… I’m a wiener! (Summer Olympic Jokes)
  14. July 21st: National Junk Food Day: Top 10 Junk Food Jokes:
  15. July 23rd: Top 10 Summer Olympics Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in at the Summer Olympics in Tokyo? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  16. July 31st: Top 10 Harry Potter Jokes: On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?… About nine and three quarters. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  1. Top 10 Archery Jokes: What did the archer get when he hit a bull’s eye?…  a very angry bull. (Animal Jokes for Kids)
  2. Top 10 Artistic Gymnastics JokesWhat do you get when you cross a painter with a tumbler?… An Artistic Gymnast.
  3. Top 10 Artistic Swimming Jokes: What do you get when you throw a painter into the pool?… Artistic Swimming.
  4. Top 10 Badminton JokesWhy are badminton players so loud?… Because they are always making a RACKET!
  5. Top 10 Baseball Jokes:Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  6. Top 10 Basketball Jokes: What do the USA Olympic Basketball team, Karl Malone, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Mailman Jokes)
  7. Top 10 Beach Volleyball Jokes: Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?… For the chance to gain some experience in the service. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes)
  8. Top 10 BMX Freestyle JokesWhat race is never run?… A BMX race. (Bike Jokes)
  9. Top 10 BMX Racing JokesDo you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement. (Bike Jokes)
  10. BoxingTop 10 Boxing JokesWhat is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?… The punch line!
  11. CanoeTop 10 Canoe JokesKnock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe light some more fireworks? (4th of July Knock Knock Jokes Fireworks Jokes)
  12. DivingTop 10 Diving JokesWhy did the teacher dive into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (Jokes for Teachers)
  13. EquestrianTop 10 Equestrian Jokes: Where do U.S. Olympic horses get their hair done?… Maine. (Top State Jokes)
  14. Top 10 Fencing JokesFencing jokes?… What’s the point?
  15. USA SoccerTop 10 Soccer Jokes: Why did the soccer ball quit the team?… It was tired of being kicked around.
  16. GolfTop 10 Golf Jokes: Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf match?… He screamed with every swing.
  17. USA HandballTop 10 Handball Jokes @USATH What did the mummy handball coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
  18. Field HockeyTop 10 Field Hockey Jokes: Why do field hockey players never sweat?… They have too many fans!
  19. USA Judo Top 10 Judo Jokes: President of Judo Club: “Now, what should the colors of our club be?”… Student: “I’d suggest black and blue.”
  20. USA Karate Top 10 Karate Jokes: Why did the black belt get arrested?… He held up a pair of pants.
  21. Marathon Swimming Jokes
  22. Modern Pentathlon USA Modern Pentathlon Top 10 Pentathlon Jokes
  23. Mountain Biking Top 10 Mountain Biking Jokes
  24. Rhythmic Gymnastics Top 10 Rhythmic Gymnastics Jokes
  25. Road Cycling CyclingTop 10 Cycling Jokes: Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement.
  26. USA RowingTop 10 Rowing Jokes
  27. USA Rugby (7s)Top 10 Rugby Jokes
  28.  A man went to the doctor one day and said: “I’ve just been playing Rugby and when I got back I found that when I touched my legs, my arms, my head, my tummy and everywhere else, it really hurt.” So the doctor said: “You’ve broken your finger.”
  29. USA sailingTop 10 Sailing Jokes
  30. USA shooting @USAShooting (40.2K followers)
  31. Skateboarding Top 10 Skateboarding Jokes: Where do you learn to skate?… In a boarding school. (Jokes for Teachers)
  32. Sport Climbing Top 10 Sports Climbing Jokes
  33. Surfing Top 10 Surfing Jokes
  34. SwimmingSwimming Jokes: What kind of stroke can you use on toast?… BUTTER-fly!
  35. USA Table TennisTop 10 Table Tennis Jokes:
  36. USA TaekwondoTop 10 Taekwondo Jokes
  37. USA TennisTop 10 Tennis Jokes: Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?… To them, “Love” means nothing. (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  38. USA KayakTop 10 Kayak Jokes: Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were getting cold so they decided to light a fire in their boat. It promptly sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
  39. USA GymnasticsTop 10 Gymnastics Jokes: How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice?… A split second!
  40. Track Cycling
  41. Trampoline
  42. USA TriathlonTop 10 Triathlon Jokes: Who is the unofficial sponsor of the oldest Triathlon?… Ironman!
  43. USA Volleyball Top 10 Volleyball JokesWhat can you serve but never eat?… A volleyball!
  44. USA RacquetballTop 10 Racquetball Jokes: My racquetball opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it.
  45. ASA / USA SoftballTop 10 Softball Jokes: What did the softball glove say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!”
  46. USA Water PoloTop 10 Water Polo Jokes
  47. USA WrestlingTop 10 Wrestling Jokes
  48. Top Marathon Jokes
  49. USA Roller Sports@USARS (5K followers)
  50. US Squash@USSQUASH (4.3K followers)
  51. US Track and Field@usatf (123K followers)
  52. USA Water Ski@USAWaterSki (4.5K followers)
  53. BowlingTop 10 Bowling Jokes: Why should a bowling alley be quiet?… So you can hear a pin drop!
  54. USA Weightlifting@USWeightlifting (43K followers)