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March 7th is National Cereal Day! Have a laugh with your breakfast!

  1. What is the #1 snack on a snow day?… Ice Krispies treats. (Snow Day Jokes)
  2. What is a #1 snack during a blizzard?… Ice krispies treats. (Blizzard Jokes)
  3. What is an earthquake’s favorite breakfast?… Quaker Oats. (Earthquake Jokes)
  4. What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees and a box of cherrios?… A cereal killer. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  5. For April fools my school replaced the alphabits with Cheerios…. I have no words to say how angry I am. (April Fool’s Day Jokes & Cereal Jokes)
  6. What did the cheerleader bring her dad for breakfast on Father’s Day?… Cheerios. (Cheerleading Jokes & Father’s Day Jokes)
  7. How did Reese eat her cereal?… Witherspoon. (Movie Jokes)
  8. What is the Cat in the Hat ‘s favorite cereal?… Mice Krispies. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  9. What’s for breakfast on really cold days in January?… Frosted Snowflakes. (Cereal Jokes)
  10. What do naughty reindeer eat for breakfast?… Co-coal Puffs. (Reindeer Jokes)
  11. Did you hear about Tony The Tiger’s murder?… Police suspect a cereal killer.
  12. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?… Frosted Flakes. (Top Winter Jokes)
  13. What’s for breakfast on really cold January days?… Snowflakes.
  14. What do bees eat for breakfast?… Honeycomb.
  15. What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning?… Boonanas and Booberries! (Top Halloween Jokes)
  16. Why do the a bad College football program eat cereal straight from the box?… They choke whenever they get near a bowl. (Top Football Jokes)
  17. What is a cheerleader’s favorite cereal?… Cheerios! (Top Cheerleading Jokes)
  18. How does Salvador Dali start his mornings?… With a bowl of “Surreal”
  19. What is a snowman’s favorite breakfast?… Ice Crispies. (Snowman Jokes)
  20. What do cats eat for breakfast?… Mice Krispies. (Top Cat Jokes)
  21. Warning! Count Chocula is on the loose! Looks like we have a cereal killer on our hands.
  22. What do you call a person that chops up cereal… A cereal killer.