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More February Jokes…

  1. February 2nd: Top 10 Ground Hog Day Jokes: Does anybody know any good Groundhog Day jokes?… I feel like I keep hearing the same ones over and over again.
  2. February 7th: Top 10 Super Bowl Jokes: Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he only has one.
  3. February 7th: Top 10 Super Bowl Bowl LV Jokes: Super Bowl LI: The last time a group of New Englanders destroyed Atlanta this badly… Sherman marched to the sea! (Civil War Jokes / New England Jokes / Georgia Jokes)
  4. February 9th: National Pizza Day Top 10 Pizza Jokes: What’s the difference between a pizza and our pizza jokes?… Our pizza jokes can’t be topped!
  5. Friday the 13th Jokes: Why does Freddy Krueger wear a hat?… He ran out of scare spray. (Barber Jokes)
  6. February 14th Top 10 Valentine’s Day Jokes: I just got a text from my girlfriend that said, “I bought you an awesome Valentine’s Day gift! xox” I really hope she spelled “Xbox” wrong. 
  7. February 15th President’s Day: Top 10 President’s Day Jokes: Have you seen the picture of Mount Rushmore before it was carved… It’s completely unprecedented. (Presidents’ Day Jokes & South Dakota Jokes)
  8. February 26th: Top 10 Snow Moon Jokes
  9. February 26th: Top 10 Full Moon Jokes: Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.”
  10. February 29th: Top 10 Leap Year Jokes: What is a frog’s favorite month?… February. It has a Leap Year. (Leap Year Jokes & Frog Jokes)
  11. My wife’s panties are labelled ‘Monday’, ‘Tuesday’, ‘Wednesday’ … My underwear is labelled ‘January’, February’, ‘March’… (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  12. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about February? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  13. There’s a place where January comes after February and December comes before September… It’s the dictionary! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Grammar Jokes)
  14. February 1st, 1234 AD must’ve been the birth of the world’s best drummer… One / two / one two three four! (Music Jokes)
  15. February is ending today, but that’s okay…. We’ll March on. (March Jokes)
  16. What’s for breakfast on really cold days in February?… Frosted Snowflakes. (Cereal Jokes)
  17. If January threw a parade would February March?… No but April May! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  18. What month is the best for coffee? …. Feb – BREW – ary (Coffee Jokes)
  19. What month is the best month to tell a lie? …. Fib -ruary
  20. Top 10 Leap Year Jokes: February 29th: We should have February 29th every year?…Statistically it’s the day the fewest people die so why only have it 1/4 of the time? (Leap Year Jokes & Frog Jokes)