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More Presidents’ Day Jokes…

  1. I love February because it contains two of my favorite annual events Groundhog Day, and the State of the Union Address. One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a notoriously unreliable mammal for prognostication with no basis in reality. The other involves a groundhog. (Ground Hog Day & Presidents’ Day Jokes)
  2. What’s Joe doing until Trump is removed from office?… BIDEN his time. (January Jokes)
  3. EVICTED FAMILY NEEDS HELP MOVING! MUST BE OUT BY JANUARY 20th! Please send any unneeded moving supplies to: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW Washington, DC 20500. (Impeachment Jokes)
  4. What’s Joe doing until Trump is removed from office?… BIDEN his time. (January Jokes & Impeachment Jokes)
  5. What will the American people say to President Trump if he gets impeached?… “You’re fired!” (Impeachment Jokes)
  6. Andrew Johnson was the first US leader to ever be impeached… You could say it was unpresidented. (Impeachment Jokes)
  7. Which former president planted the most Christmas trees?… Wood-row Wilson! (Christmas Tree Jokes Election Jokes)
  8. I don’t understand why everyone is getting so excited about Trump’s impeachment… It’s not like it’s unpresidented.
  9. Great American Political Book Never Written: “How to Become President” by Paul O’Ticks. (Presidents’ Day Jokes Election Jokes / Book Jokes)
  10. Have you seen the picture of Mount Rushmore before it was carved… It’s completely unprecedented. (Presidents’ Day Jokes & South Dakota Jokes)