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More Presidents’ Day Jokes…

  1. Why do Americans choose just 2 people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? (Election Jokes)
  2. If George Washington were alive today, why couldn’t he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac?… Because a dollar doesn’t go as far as it used to. (Maryland Jokes)
  3. What flavor gum does the President prefer?…. Governmint. (Gum Jokes)
  4. “My esteem in this country has gone up substantially. It is very nice now when people wave at me, they use all their fingers.” President Jimmy Carter
  5. Who was the funniest person in George Washington’s army?… Laughayette. (Army Jokes)
  6. Andrew Johnson was the first US leader to ever be impeached… You could say it was unpresidented. (Impeachment Jokes)
  7. Great American Political Book Never Written: “How to Become President” by Paul O’Ticks. (Presidents’ Day Jokes Election Jokes / Book Jokes)
  8. What kind of tea did the George Washington thirst for?… Libertea! (American Revolution Jokes & Tea Jokes)
  9. How did George Washington describe things?… In general terms. (Army Jokes)
  10. Which rock group has four men who don’t sing?… Mount Rushmore. (365 Music Jokes)