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Google Search Top 10 Presidents’ Day Jokes…

  1. Presidents’ Day is a sad reminder my wallet is filled with pictures of only the first one.
  2. Why do Americans choose just 2 people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? (Election Jokes)
  3. What flavor gum does the President prefer?…. Governmint. (Gum Jokes)
  4. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… George Washington… George Washington who?… George Washington who?!! Didn’t you learn anything in history class?!! (Social Studies Jokes)
  5. Andrew Johnson was the first US leader to ever be impeached… You could say it was unpresidented. (Impeachment Jokes)
  6. What’s the most popular automobile brand for presidents?… Lincoln. (Car Jokes)
  7. How did you become a hero?… “It was involuntary. They sank my boat.” John F. Kennedy (JFK Quotes)
  8. Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?” Student: “Because he still had the axe in his hand.” (Tree Jokes)
  9. What does Donald Trump call kayaks?… Fake canoes. (Election Jokes & Presidents Jokes)
  10. If George Washington were alive today, why couldn’t he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac?… Because a dollar doesn’t go as far as it used to. (Maryland Jokes)