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Google Search Top 10 Presidents’ Day Jokes…
- Presidents’ Day is a sad reminder my wallet is filled with pictures of only the first one.
- Why do Americans choose just 2 people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? (Election Jokes)
- What flavor gum does the President prefer?…. Governmint. (Gum Jokes)
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… George Washington… George Washington who?… George Washington who?!! Didn’t you learn anything in history class?!! (Social Studies Jokes)
- Andrew Johnson was the first US leader to ever be impeached… You could say it was unpresidented. (Impeachment Jokes)
- What’s the most popular automobile brand for presidents?… Lincoln. (Car Jokes)
- How did you become a hero?… “It was involuntary. They sank my boat.” John F. Kennedy (JFK Quotes)
- Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?” Student: “Because he still had the axe in his hand.” (Tree Jokes)
- What does Donald Trump call kayaks?… Fake canoes. (Election Jokes & Presidents Jokes)
- If George Washington were alive today, why couldn’t he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac?… Because a dollar doesn’t go as far as it used to. (Maryland Jokes)