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  1. What’s the happiest state in the union?… Merry-land!
  2. What is the nautical chart of the Atlantic Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve. (Baseball Jokes)
  3. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
  4. Can you name the capital of Maryland?… “M”
  5. What did Deep Creek Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in Maryland)
  6. What is the tallest building in?… Maryland Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  7. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Maryland Turnpike!
  8. Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Susquehanna River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Maryland)
  9. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Potomac River!
  10. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Youghiogheny River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  11. If a plane crashed on the borders of Maryland where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! 
  12. Maryland. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Maryland! (Teacher Jokes)
  13. Did you hear the joke about Mountain?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes & Maryland Mountains)
  14. A cowboy and his blind horse: A man is casually crossing the Maryland plains when his horse died all of the sudden. The nearest town was three days walk. So, he started to walk. 3 days later he ends up in this quiet ‘ol town but nobody had a horse for sale. So he commenced to walking to the closest town which was a two days journey. Unfortunately, nobody in that town had a horse for sale, however, he did come across this stable where the fellow runnin’ it mentioned his brother in a nearby Town had a horse for sale. He commenced to walk to this next town and 2 DAYS LATER found the guy’s brother. “I talked to your brother two days walk from here and he says you might have a horse to sell me.” “Yes I do have a horse for sale,” He replied, “But he don’t look so good.” “I don’t care. I’ll take him anyways. I’ve been walking for damn near a week now. I’m tired and I need a horse.” So he gets on the horse and the horse takes off and bumps into a tree and stops. “Heyyy, something’s wrong with this horse. I think he’s blind. YOU SOLD ME A BLIND HORSE MISTER!” “I told you Sir, THE HORSE DON’T LOOK SO GOOD!”
  15. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Maryland Resident: “No, not yet.”
  16. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” MarylandResident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  17. Where do Maryland elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  18. Where do Maryland middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  19. Where do Maryland high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  20. Why did the Maryland teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  21. Why did the Maryland teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  22. Why did the Maryland teacher jump into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  23. Why did the Maryland teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  24. What did Maryland see?… the same thing Arkansas.