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  1. What does a gymnast put on their popcorn?… Sommer-salt. (Popcorn Jokes)
  2. Help Wanted: Gymnastics Teacher Needed To Work Sat-Wed. Must be flexible. (Top Jobs for Teachers &Gymnastics Jokes)
  3. How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice?… A split second! (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  4. There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes… It’s flipping annoying!
  5. I called the local gym asking if they can train me to do gymnastics. They said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I’m free Monday, Tuesday, and Friday.” (Labor Day Jokes)
  6. Which Beatles song did the noisy gymnast like?… Twist and Shout! (Music Jokes)
  7. What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move?… A split! (Banana Jokes for Kids)
  8. Why do people buy so many trampoline’s during March Madness sales?… It’s spring-time. (March Madness Jokes)
  9. Did you hear about that poor gymnast’s bank account?… Her balance was outstanding.
  10. What is a flip flop’s favorite sport?… gymnastics. (Flip Flop Jokes)
  11. What do a credit card and a gymnast have in common?… Outstanding Balance!
  12. Why did the gymnast put extra salt on her food in the summer?… She wanted to do summer salts. (Summer Jokes)
  13. What is the Cat in the Hat’s best event in gymnastics?… The balance beam! (Cat Jokes & Gymnastics Jokes)
  14. Why did the gymnast climb on top of the bank?… because their coach told them to mount the vault!
  15. Why did the gymnast become a body builder?… To increase flex-ability.
  16. Seven days without any gymnastics training makes one weak!
  17. A gymnast walks up to do their routine on the bars… One bar is perfect, but the other is old, wobbly, curvy, sticky, slimy and too short… Turns out that there were uneven bars.
  18. Why kind of travelers at good at gymnastics?…Frequent flyers! (Travel Blogs)
  19. Why did the farmer hire a gymnast to help move his broken wagon?…because she was excellent at cart wheels! (Farming Jokes)
  20. Why was the acrobat not very nice?… Because she was gymNASTY!
  21. A gymnast walks into a bar… and is immediately deducted 10 points. (Beer Jokes)
  22. I’m dating a gymnast… She’s head over heels.
  23. Why did the gymnast eat their routine notes?… Because the coach said it was a piece of cake! (Cake Jokes)
  24. What do you call a generous gymnast?… A FLIPanthropist.
  25. What would you get if you crossed a gymnast and the Invisible Man?… Gymnastics like no one has ever seen.
  26. What do you call a Disney princess that can flip like a gymnast?… Ariel.
  27. What did one gymnast say to the other?… Nice to Meet you.
  28. Why did nobody dare to go near the gymnast’s hands?… because she was wearing guards!
  29. Why was the male gymnast banned from the farm?… Because he kept vaulting all the horses!
  30. At the gymnastics pre-meet meal, what seasoning do gymnasts like to use?… Summersalts! (Summer Jokes)
  31. A pommel horse walks into a parallel bar. The barman says, “Is this a joke about gymnastics?”… The horse beams. (Horse Racing Jokes for Kids)
  32. Why was the president bad at gymnastics?… He was a flip-flop!
  33. My bank recently called me to let me know I had an outstanding balance I replied “Thank you, I used to do gymnastics” and hung up the phone. That was nice of them to say.
  34. At the gymnastics barbecue, what seasoning do gymnasts like to use?… Summersalts!
  35. I failed the high jump in gymnastics class today… Ever since then the bar was lowered.
  36. Why was the politician bad at gymnastics?… She was a flip-flop!
  37. A pommel horse walks into a parallel bar. The barman says, “Is this a joke about gymnastics?”… The horse beams.
  38. Why are pilots good at finishing their gymnastic routines?…because they have lots of practice with landings!
  39. What do you call a gymnast covered in clay?… An adobe acrobat.
  40. Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward… That’s just how I roll.
  41. Why did the gymnast friends always choose to meet up at the uneven bars?…because it was a good place to hang out!
  42. A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “How to Do Cartwheels” by Jim Nastiks.
  43. Why did the gymnast stick a bar of honeycomb candy, coated in chocolate, in their hair?… because they thought they were supposed to stick a crunchie in it!
  44. What does a gymnast put on their popcorn?… Sommer-salt.
  45. What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas have in common?… They can all do the splits. (Banana Jokes for Kids Circus Jokes)
  46. What is a flip flop’s favorite sport?… gymnastics. (Flip Flop Jokes)
  47. How do you know you’re on a date with a gymnast?… She asks you to split the check.
  48. Where do criminal gymnasts go?… Behind Parallel bars.
  49. Why do Scooby Doo villains hate young olympic podium placing gymnasts?…because they would get away with their plans if it wasn’t for those medalling kids.
  50. What did William Shakespeare have to say about gymnastics?… “To BEAM or not to BEAM, that is the question…”
  51. I used to have a fear of vaulting… But then I got over it.
  52. A gymnast walks into a bar… He gets a two point deduction and ruins his chances of getting a medal.
  53. How did the gymnast propose to his girlfriend?… He gave her a ring.
  54. Why do gymnasts do well in school with either art or music?… because they’re either artistic or rhythmic!”
  55. What does a cannibal call a gymnast?… A well balanced breakfast.
  56. What happens when a gymnast and her coach don’t get along?… They split up.
  57. What seasoning do gymnasts like during the middle of the year?… Summersalts!
  58. What did the mummy gymnastics coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up! (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  59. What would you get if you crossed a gymnast and the Invisible Man?… Gymnastics like no one has ever seen. (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  60. What do gymnasts who are good at bars dress up as for Halloween?… “GIANTS” (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  61. Where do cheating gymnasts go?… Behind parallel bars!
  62. Why did the vegetarians boycott gymnastics?… They didn’t like meets!
  63. When is a gymnast like a judge?… When she sits on the bench.
  64. Why was Cinderella such a bad player?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
  65. Why did the gymnast spend time chatting to a bus?…because they wanted to discuss their gymnastics with a coach!
  66. Why is a gymnastics meet the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
  67. Why don’t gymnasts make much money as actors?… They normally perform non-speaking rolls.
  68. What happened to the gymnast who accidentally put flour on their hands?… They fell off the bars, and ate some horrible cake.
  69. How do you know if you’re a gymnast?… Upon hearing a song, you map out the choreography for the floor exercise in your head.
  70. Why are flight attendants good at finishing their gymnastic routines?…because they have lots of practice with landings!
  71. Where do gymnasts go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  72. I tried to join a gymnastics class, once… I had to bend over backwards just to get in.
  73. I think my bank is trying to get me to become a gymnast… They keep sending me letters about my outstanding balance.
  74. What do gymnasts who are good at bars dress up as for Halloween?… “GIANTS” (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  75. What did the vampire gymnast say to the vault coach?… “I want to TSUK your blood.” (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  76. Where do bad gymnasts go?… Behind parallel bars!
  77. What do you get if you cross a fruit and an acrobat?… An apple turnover!
  78. What is a gymnastic coach’s favorite color?… Yeller.
  79. I was once a gymnast, in a parallel bars dimension
  80. How are reciprocals like gymnasts?…They flip! (Math Jokes for Kids)
  81. I’m not short, I’m a gymnast.
  82. What is the most tragic olympics story?… A gymnast walks into a bar.
  83. A gymnast walks into a bar and says “Ouch!”
  84. Why are frequent flyers good at finishing their gymnastic routines?…because they have lots of practice with landings!
  85. If I go on a date with a gymnast… can I expect to split the check?
  86. What do you call a male gymnast who just broke up with his girlfriend?… Homeless.
  87. What do you call a hipster that does gymnastics?… A Tumblr.
  88. I make it a habit to hang out with groups of gymnasts… Because there’s safety in tumblers.
  89. The 2000 Chinese women’s gymnastics team had to surrender their bronze medal after it was discovered that Dong Fangxiao was younger than the minimum age of 16… They would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for those medalling kids.
  90. Two gymnasts decided to go into business together and because one liked liquor and the other beer and wine, they decided they would open two pubs, one directly across the street from the other. Unfortunately they had a falling out and went out of business due to poor marketing. They never could agree on a name for the parallel bars.
  91. What does a cannibal call a gymnast?… A well balanced lunch.
  92. What does a cannibal call a gymnast?… A well balanced dinner.
  93. What does a cannibal call a gymnast?… A well balanced snack.
  94. A french gymnast is getting ready to perform… His coach walks up and says, “Break a leg!”
  95. A contractor, a gymnast, and a machinist walk into a bar… Ouch.
  96. What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?… Wai Tu Yung.
  97. I was at the bank going to withdraw money from my account when the clerk told me I had an outstanding balance I told her thank you I did gymnastics as a kid.
  98. A man runs into a bar… He didn’t win the gymnastics competition.
  99. My daughter walked out of her circus class with a unicycle over her shoulder – the instructor wants her to learn it. I told her that’s good because she won’t get two tired.
  100. Why did the gymnasts get naked?… So they can Meet in the Flesh.
  101. What does a cannibal call a gymnast?… A well balanced meal.
  102. I asked my local club if I could do Gymnastics with them… …they said “How flexible are you?” “I’m free Monday, Tuesday and Friday” I said.
  103. What do gymnasts and bananas have in common?… They are both great at splits!
  104. Why are gymnasts more secure as a group?… Because there’s safety in tumblers!
  105. Watching gymnastics Gymnast does a double-triple-super-ultra-backflip-frontflip but takes a tiny step when she lands… Me: mouthful of Pringles! What a loser!
  106. I failed the high jump in gymnastics class today… Ever since then the bar was lowered!
  107. Why are airplanes good at finishing their gymnastic routines?…because they have lots of practice with landings!
  108. Why kind of travelers art good at finishing their gymnastic routines?…Frequent flyers!
  109. It’s impossible to beat God in gymnastics… He always wins the all-around.
  110. What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move?… The splits!
  111. Why was the politician bad at gymnastics?… He was a flip-flop!
  112. I went to Franco-German gymnastics the other day… Sometimes we had to raise one arm, sometimes both.
  113. How did the gymnast propose to his boyfriend?… She gave him a ring.
  114. How did the gymnast propose to his boyfriend?… He gave him a ring.