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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best ice cream jokes.
- They offered me a job at the local ice cream shop but I turned it down… I don’t like working on sundaes. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What’s Jason Voorhees favorite dessert?… I-Scream! (Friday the 13th Jokes & Summer Jokes)
- What is the #1 summer treat for dads?… a “pop” sicle. (Summer Jokes for Kids & Popsicle Jokes for Kids)
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Ice cream… Ice cream who?… I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
- The ice cream scoop got vanilla ice cream in my chocolate ice cream… What a twist!
- Did you know you can’t eat ice cream in the military?… Apparently you get arrested for desserting. (Army Jokes / Navy Jokes / Air Force Jokes / Marine Jokes /Coast Guard Jokes)
- What day is ice cream day?… Sunday!
- I overheard a man order a sundae with nuts, but no ice cream… To me, that’s just nuts. (Psychology Jokes)
- My wife asked me if I ate the ice cream she had in the freezer. I told her no… I ate it on the couch.
- I have a lactose intolerant friend who sells ice cream for a living. He can’t take it, but he can dish it out.
- What dessert do they serve at the Super Bowl?… Sundays. (Super Bowl Jokes)
- Bert: “Ernie, do you want some ice cream?” Ernie: “Sherbert.” (Sesame Street Jokes)
- I sold a thousand CDs but only made enough money to buy one ice cream. Probably because each CD was Milli Vanilli.
- What do you call a house with an ice-cream sundae on top?… Beats me… “Desserted!” (Dessert Jokes)
- What flavor ice cream do Jedi like best?… Obi-Wan Spumoni. (Ice Cream Jokes & Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
- What do you call a horse that can’t lose a the Kentucky Derby?… Sherbet. (Kentucky Derby Jokes & Kentucky Jokes)
- I was walking home late one night when I saw dozens of giant cupcakes and pies everywhere. It was kind of scary… The streets were oddly desserted. (Cupcake Jokes & Pie Jokes)
- How did Reese eat her ice cream?… Witherspoon. (Movie Jokes)
- What do you call an instructor at an ice cream parlor?… A sundae school teacher.
- I know a lot about ice cream… I spent years in sundae school.
- What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?… Cookie d’oh!