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- Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!… We hope you do too!
- What did October say to August?… Wake me up when September ends! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- I was a maze designer. It didn’t work out… I got lost in my own work. (Labor Day Jokes)
- If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?… Fall. (Tree Jokes)
- What is the cutest season?… Awwtumn.
- Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable experience at summer camp. (Summer Camp Jokes)
- I don’t get why we have to know when the fall of Berlin was… obviously Berlin has fall every year September to December. (World Geography Jokes)
- I’m going to go out on a limb and say I be-leaf in you… Have a great fall! (Tree Jokes)
- What did one leaf say to another?… I’m falling for you. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Tree Jokes)
- What basketball player would be a great spokesperson for autumn?… Tacko Fall. (Taco Jokes & Basketball Jokes)
- Why do trees hate going back to school in the fall?… Because they’re easily stumped! (180 School Jokes)
- What did autumn say to summer?… Make like a tree and leave! (Summer Jokes)
- Never date a girl named Autumn… because she’ll leave you. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Tree Jokes)
- What month does Spider-Man hate?… Ock-tober! (Spiderman Jokes & October Jokes)
- How are people during a heat wave like clothes?… They are sweaters. (Heat Wave Jokes)
- FALL: We really needed the extra hour to come up with more daylight savings time jokes… (Daylight Savings Jokes)
- Why did the scarecrow win a medal?… He was outstanding in his field. (Top 10 Sports Jokes & Farming Jokes)
- Did you hear about the tree who deserted the forest at the end of fall… He was absent without leaves! (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans’ Day Jokes)
- Fence Company Sign: Our favorite fall sport is fencing. (Fencing Jokes)
- We got our seasonal bulk in at work today and got pumpkin spice motor oil… It’s for Autumnmobiles. (Pumpkin Jokes)
- What’s the problem eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?… You’ll get autumn’y ache. (Pumpkin Jokes)
- I really hate having to wait till September to drive my new car… Shouldn’t have bought an autumnobile. (Fall Jokes & Car Jokes)