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4th of July Jokes for Kids

Top 10 Fireworks Jokes: I’m good at firework displays. I’ve got a flare for it. (Labor Day Jokes for Kids)

Top 10 Watermelon Jokes: When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon. (Summer Jokes for Kids)

July Knock Knock Jokes

  1. Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who? July down to take a nap. (Nap Jokes)
  2. Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July when you get caught doing something wrong.
  3. Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July in court and you go to jail for perjury.
  4. Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July to your mom and she gets mad. (Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  5. Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July to your dad and he gets mad. (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids)

July Jokes for Kids

  1. What month can you never trust?… July (get it Ju LIE!)
  2. Which month is most likely to commit perjury?… July (get it Ju LIE!)
  3. What do you call a snowman in July?… A puddle.  (Christmas Jokes for Kids & July Jokes for Kids)

Top 10 Fireworks Jokes

  1. July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (4th of July Jokes for Kids & Biology Jokes for Kids)
  2. An iPhone and a firework were arrested on the 4th of July. One was charged and the other was let off. (Police Jokes)
  3. I’m good at firework displays. I’ve got a flare for it. (Labor Day Jokes for Kids)
  4. “Don’t light those fireworks!” Dad exploded. (Fathers Day Jokes)
  5. Why should you research fireworks before you buy them?… To get the best bang for your buck!
  6. Bullets and fireworks are the only things that do their job after they’ve been fired. (Labor Day Jokes)
  7. The police have arrested two men for stealing batteries and fireworks…. They charged one and let the other one off! (Police Jokes)
  8. Little Johnny’s father gives him $50 to buy some fireworks for new year. When he returns, they try a couple but none of them worked “Johnny, where did you get these fireworks? None of them work” “Strange, when I was on my way back, I tried them all and they worked just fine” (Father’s Day Jokes)
  9. I was afraid I might fail my fireworks exam… But I passed with flying colors. (180 School Jokes)
  10. What is Uncle Sam’s favorite snack?… Fire crackers. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)

Top 10 4th of July Jokes

  1. How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  2. What dance was very popular in 1776?…Indepen-dance! (American Revolution Jokes)
  3. What did one flag say to the other flag?…..Nothing. It just waved! (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
  4. Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?…Yeah, it cracked me up! (American Revolution Jokes)
  5. What did King George think of the American colonists?…He thought they were revolting! (American Revolution Jokes)
  6. What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?…Liberty! (American Revolution Jokes)
  7. Do they have a 4th of July in England?…Yes. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th. (4th of July Quiz)
  8. Teacher “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” (Social Studies Jokes)
  9. Which colonists told the most jokes?… Punsylvanians! (Top 50 State Jokes)
  10. What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree. (Memorial Day Jokes for Kids)
  1. How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  2. What dance was very popular in 1776?…Indepen-dance! (American Revolution Jokes)
  3. What did one flag say to the other flag?…..Nothing. It just waved! (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
  4. Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?…Yeah, it cracked me up! (American Revolution Jokes)
  5. What did King George think of the American colonists?…He thought they were revolting! (American Revolution Jokes)
  6. What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?…Liberty! (American Revolution Jokes)
  7. Do they have a 4th of July in England?…Yes. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th. (4th of July Quiz)
  8. Teacher “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” (Social Studies Jokes)
  9. Which colonists told the most jokes?… Punsylvanians! (Top 50 State Jokes)
  10. What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree. (Memorial Day Jokes for Kids)
  11. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Tarzan… Tarzan who?… Tarzan stripes forever! (Tarzan Jokes)     
  12. “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?”… “On the bottom!” (American Revolution Jokes)
  13. Why were the first Americans like ants?… They lived in colonies.
  14. What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War?…Chicken Catch-a-Tory! (American Revolution Jokes)
  15. How did American colonists’ dogs protest against England?… The Boston Flea Party. (Dog Jokes for Kids)
  16. What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?…The Americans licked the British. (World Geography Jokes)
  17. How did American colonists’ dogs protest against England?… The Boston Flea Party. (Dog Jokes for Kids)
  18. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Sadie… Sadie, who?… Sadie Pledge of Allegiance — it’s the Fourth of July! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  19. What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?…Tea-shirts. (American Revolution Jokes)
  20. What do you call an AWESOME American drawing by a child?… A Yankee Doodle Dandy!