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- What school do kids like to go to during the summer?… Sundae school – because of all the ice cream! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
- How did Reese eat her ice cream?… Witherspoon.
- What dessert do they serve at the Super Bowl?… Sundays. (Super Bowl Jokes)
- Where did the reindeer family go for ice cream on Father’s Day?… Deery Queen. (Reindeer Jokes & Father’s Day Jokes)
- What did the newspaper say to the ice cream?… What’s the scoop?
- What’s the ideal way to serve pi?… A la mode! Anything less is mean. (Pi Day Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Ice cream soda….Ice cream soda, who?… Ice cream soda people can hear me!
- What did the tennis player say before playing with vanilla ice cream?… “I’d like a soft serve, please!” (Tennis Jokes)
- Why did the ice cream truck break down?… Because of the Rocky Road.
- What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream). (Field Trip Jokes for Kids & Ice Cream Jokes)
- What do you get from an Alaskan cow?… Ice Cream (Top Geography Jokes / Alaska Jokes for Kids / Cow Jokes for Kids)
- Where do you learn to make banana splits?… At sundae school. (Banana Jokes)
- What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?… “I’m sweet on you!” (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Bert and Ernie are sitting outside one day on Sesame Street. Bert turns to Ernie and asks, “Hey Ernie, wanna go get some ice cream?… “Sure Bert” (Sesame Street Jokes)
- If you ask a scientist what pi is, he’ll tell you it equals 3.14159. If you ask a mathematician, he’ll tell you pi equals the circumference of a circle divided by its diameter. If you ask an engineer, he’ll say “Pi? Well, it’s about 3, but we’ll call it 4 just to be safe.” But if you ask a kid, he’ll ask if he can have ice cream with it.
- What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?… Sundae school. (Jokes for the Last Day of School & Summer Jokes for Kids)
- Where do you learn to make complicated ice cream dishes? Sundae School.
- Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party? It’s cool.
- Why are popsicles so snobby? They have a stick up their butt.
- Did you hear they passed a law banning ice cream? Don’t worry, it was ruled un-cone-stitutional!
- What’s the best band to listen to while eating ice cream? Spoon!
- How is ice cream as a girlfriend? The sweetest.
- “Hey, Ernie would you like some ice cream?” “Sure, Bert.”
- Why is ice cream so bad at tennis? They have a soft serve.
- What’s Dracula’s favorite ice cream flavor? Veinilla.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Banana split so ice creamed!
- I just had some green colored ice cream. It was mint.
- What’s an electrician’s favorite ice cream flavor? Shock a lot.
- Why does the ice cream man go so slow? Because he’s a sundae driver!
- Why did the newspaper talk to the ice cream? He was looking for the scoop.
- Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.
- What kind of ice cream do pigs like best? Hoggin Daz!
- Why didn’t the ice cream sandwich like the popsicle? Because the popsicle had a stick up her butt!
- What did the ice cream cone write on his Valentine card? You make me melt.
- Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby? Now he’s a popsicle.
- What does an ice cream lawyer say? You got served.
- How does an ice cream cone congratulate you on the anniversary of your birth? It’s sherbert day!
- What did the popsicle say to his sonsicle? Stick with me, kid!
- What is ice cream’s favorite TV show? Game of Cones.
- Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella? There’s a chance of sprinkles.
- Why will you never meet an ice cream workaholic? They know how to chill out.
- What do you call an ice cream cone with a surprise flavor in the bottom? A twist cone!
- I saw the world’s biggest ice cream the other day. I’d like to see someone top that.
- What are ice cream cones like as parents? They’re big softies.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
- How does Dairy Queen train its employees? It sends them to sundae school!
- Why is green ice cream so serendipitous? It was mint to be.
- Why couldn’t the colorblind man sell ice cream? His cones don’t work.
- You know what they say about ice cream parents? They play flavorites.
- The ice cream scooper got chocolate ice cream in my vanilla ice cream. That’s a twist.
- I was offered a job at the local ice cream shop But I turned it down. I don’t like working on sundaes.
- Why do ice cream cones make such good journalists? They always get a scoop.
- What did the Texan say every time he ordered apple pie at a restaurant? Remember the à la mode!
- Someone broke into our shop and stole all 31 flavors of ice cream It was a Baskin-Robbery.
- What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? Pi a’la mode.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ice Cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see a ghost!
- Did you hear about the ice cream that went to prison? They got their just desserts.
- . How is ice cream as a boyfriend? The sweetest.
- . How is ice cream as a boyfriend? The sweetest.
- . How is ice cream as a boyfriend? The sweetest.
- Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the Rocky Road.
- Why doesn’t anyone invite an ice cream cone to their party? They’re a drip.
- Why does everyone want ice cream to be on their team? Because with them, anything is popsicle.
- Where’s the best place to get ice cream when you have the munchies? Cold Stoned Creamery!
- What flavor of ice cream do deer go for? Chocolate chip cookie doe!