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  1. What school do kids like to go to during the summer?… Sundae school – because of all the ice cream! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
  2. How did Reese eat her ice cream?… Witherspoon.
  3. What dessert do they serve at the Super Bowl?… Sundays. (Super Bowl Jokes)
  4. Where did the reindeer family go for ice cream on Father’s Day?… Deery Queen. (Reindeer Jokes & Father’s Day Jokes)
  5. What did the newspaper say to the ice cream?… What’s the scoop?
  6. What’s the ideal way to serve pi?… A la mode! Anything less is mean. (Pi Day Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
  7. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Ice cream soda….Ice cream soda, who?… Ice cream soda people can hear me!
  8. What did the tennis player say before playing with vanilla ice cream?… “I’d like a soft serve, please!” (Tennis Jokes)
  9. Why did the ice cream truck break down?… Because of the Rocky Road.
  10. What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream). (Field Trip Jokes for Kids & Ice Cream Jokes)
  11. What do you get from an Alaskan cow?…  Ice Cream (Top Geography Jokes / Alaska Jokes for Kids / Cow Jokes for Kids)
  12. Where do you learn to make banana splits?… At sundae school. (Banana Jokes)
  13. What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?… “I’m sweet on you!” (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  14. Bert and Ernie are sitting outside one day on Sesame Street. Bert turns to Ernie and asks, “Hey Ernie, wanna go get some ice cream?… “Sure Bert” (Sesame Street Jokes)
  15. If you ask a scientist what pi is, he’ll tell you it equals 3.14159. If you ask a mathematician, he’ll tell you pi equals the circumference of a circle divided by its diameter. If you ask an engineer, he’ll say “Pi? Well, it’s about 3, but we’ll call it 4 just to be safe.” But if you ask a kid, he’ll ask if he can have ice cream with it.
  16. What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?… Sundae school. (Jokes for the Last Day of School & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  17. Where do you learn to make complicated ice cream dishes? Sundae School. 
  18. Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party? It’s cool. 
  19. Why are popsicles so snobby? They have a stick up their butt. 
  20. Did you hear they passed a law banning ice cream? Don’t worry, it was ruled un-cone-stitutional! 
  21. What’s the best band to listen to while eating ice cream? Spoon! 
  22. How is ice cream as a girlfriend? The sweetest. 
  23. “Hey, Ernie would you like some ice cream?” “Sure, Bert.” 
  24. Why is ice cream so bad at tennis? They have a soft serve. 
  25. What’s Dracula’s favorite ice cream flavor? Veinilla. 
  26. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Banana split so ice creamed! 
  27. I just had some green colored ice cream. It was mint. 
  28. What’s an electrician’s favorite ice cream flavor? Shock a lot. 
  29. Why does the ice cream man go so slow? Because he’s a sundae driver! 
  30. Why did the newspaper talk to the ice cream? He was looking for the scoop.
  31.  Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.
  32. What kind of ice cream do pigs like best? Hoggin Daz! 
  33. Why didn’t the ice cream sandwich like the popsicle? Because the popsicle had a stick up her butt! 
  34. What did the ice cream cone write on his Valentine card? You make me melt. 
  35. Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby? Now he’s a popsicle. 
  36. What does an ice cream lawyer say? You got served. 
  37. How does an ice cream cone congratulate you on the anniversary of your birth? It’s sherbert day! 
  38. What did the popsicle say to his sonsicle? Stick with me, kid! 
  39. What is ice cream’s favorite TV show? Game of Cones. 
  40. Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella? There’s a chance of sprinkles. 
  41. Why will you never meet an ice cream workaholic? They know how to chill out. 
  42. What do you call an ice cream cone with a surprise flavor in the bottom? A twist cone! 
  43. I saw the world’s biggest ice cream the other day. I’d like to see someone top that. 
  44. What are ice cream cones like as parents? They’re big softies.
  45. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream! 
  46. How does Dairy Queen train its employees? It sends them to sundae school! 
  47. Why is green ice cream so serendipitous? It was mint to be. 
  48. Why couldn’t the colorblind man sell ice cream? His cones don’t work. 
  49. You know what they say about ice cream parents? They play flavorites. 
  50. The ice cream scooper got chocolate ice cream in my vanilla ice cream. That’s a twist. 
  51. I was offered a job at the local ice cream shop But I turned it down. I don’t like working on sundaes. 
  52. Why do ice cream cones make such good journalists? They always get a scoop. 
  53. What did the Texan say every time he ordered apple pie at a restaurant? Remember the à la mode! 
  54. Someone broke into our shop and stole all 31 flavors of ice cream It was a Baskin-Robbery. 
  55. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? Pi a’la mode. 
  56. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ice Cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see a ghost! 
  57. Did you hear about the ice cream that went to prison? They got their just desserts. 
  58. . How is ice cream as a boyfriend? The sweetest.
  59. . How is ice cream as a boyfriend? The sweetest.
  60. . How is ice cream as a boyfriend? The sweetest.
  61. Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the Rocky Road. 
  62. Why doesn’t anyone invite an ice cream cone to their party? They’re a drip. 
  63. Why does everyone want ice cream to be on their team? Because with them, anything is popsicle. 
  64. Where’s the best place to get ice cream when you have the munchies? Cold Stoned Creamery! 
  65. What flavor of ice cream do deer go for? Chocolate chip cookie doe!