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- Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement.
- Why can’t a bicycle stand up on its own?… Because it’s two tired!
- What does a bicycle call its dad?… Pop-cycle! (Top 50 Father’s Day Jokes & Top Father’s Day Quotes)
- Why are bank tellers not allowed to ride bicycles?… They tend to lose their balance. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
- What is a ghost-proof bicycle?… One with no spooks in it. (Top Halloween Jokes)
- What did the flower say to the bike?… petal.
- What do you call an artist who sculpts with bicycle parts?… Cycleangelo (Art Teachers are Great Tutors!)
- Did you hear about the lunatic who won the Tour De France in one day?… He took the psycho-path. (Top Psychology Jokes)
- What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?… Bicycle petals!
- What did the little boy take his bicycle to bed with him?… Because he didn’t want to walk in his sleep.